Boss: Mary-Beth Williams
Characters: 8-Ball, Mary-Beth Williams
Gangs: Bears, VC Bikers
Location: Mary-Jo's Place, Little Haiti, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $1050
Unlock Missions: Robbery (Mary-Beth) [after missions from Richard and Truth]
Objectives:
* Steal the items (Cheetah in Viceport, Angel in Downtown, and Truck full of electronics in Little Havana) before 6 minutes is up, and take them to Mary-Beth's Loan Shark building in Viceport.
Script:
Mary-Beth: Heeey! If it isn't my lover, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Look, I'm not your boyfriend, okay? I'm sorry, but I'm taken.
Mary-Beth: Taken-Smaken.... bacon. Heh! I love bacon! I would like some of your bacon, Ball-Man! HA HA HA!
8-Ball: *Sigh* What do you want me to do next, Beth?
Mary-Beth: Make love to me! But first I want some vehicles for my Loan Shark business. There's a blue Cheetah in Viceport, an Angel bike that belongs to the Vice City Biker gang in Downtown, and a truck full of horse-shit in Little Havana.
8-Ball: I'll do this job for you, but the "make love" thing, not gonna happen, sorry.
Mary-Beth: Such a joker! Go on, dear!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Yeah?
Yuka: Where are you, 8-Ball?
8-Ball: I'm at Vice City, Yuka. I am getting hunted back at Liberty.
Yuka: You left without saying good-bye?
8-Ball: I know.... but....
Yuka: No butts! We're through!
8-Ball: Yuka, no!
Yuka: I'm only kidding with you!
8-Ball: Oh for a sec I thought.....
Yuka: Hold on a second, 8-Ball son, I won't break-up with you, as long as you are not gonna make up love to that drug-ass bitch you're working for!
8-Ball: How did you know about Mary-Beth?
Yuka: Your friend Phil tells me you're working for his neice.
8-Ball: I know, but she's begging me to make-love to her!
Yuka: I'm your only lover, 8-Ball.
8-Ball: Whatever you say, baby! I love you, and I'll talk to ya later. Be sure to make sure Joey is alright.
Yuka: Sure thing, bye!
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Friday, December 10, 2010
Mary-Beth Mission 3: Truth or Dare
Boss: Mary-Beth Williams
Characters: 8-Ball, Mary-Beth Williams, The Truth
Gangs: Bears, Haitians
Location: Mary-Jo's Place, Little Havana, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $800
Unlock Missions: Loan Shark (Mary-Beth), Drunk my Drug (Truth)
Objectives:
* Drive Truth to a Haitian house, so Truth can sell his drugs.
* Drive Truth to his hideout in Downtown (which is the Shukmole Shack from)
Script:
(Mary-Beth is smoking some pot)
8-Ball: Uhhh, Beth?
Mary-Beth: Heeeey, Baaaaalll man! Hey, pssst, ball man?
8-Ball: What?
Mary-Beth: I'm smoking pot!
8-Ball: No shit, and why are you whispering at me?
Mary-Beth: I dunno. Oh, Ball. I want you to meet a friend of mine. Truth?!
8-Ball: Who's Truth?
The Truth: Ah, hello, friend!
8-Ball: Oh hello, Truth.
Truth: I'm the Truth.
8-Ball: Yeah, I know that.
Truth: You must be, Balls, Beth is talking about.
8-Ball: It's 8-Ball, actually.
Truth: Nice to meet you fellow citizen of the peaceful world! Do you work for the government?
8-Ball: Hell no, man! I'm a member of the Leone Family. Well, actually they just pay me to look after them, I'm not really a Leone.
Truth: Another Liberty City mafia, huh? Just like the Sindacco Family. Listen, friend. Sit down, near Beth.
Mary-Beth: Yeah, honey! Sit next to your ol girlfriend, Beth!
8-Ball: Girlfriend?
Mary-Beth: Yeah, aren't I?
8-Ball: Not really.
Mary-Beth: *Laughs* Of course you are, silly!
8-Ball: Look, Truth. I think I'm better off standing, alright?
Truth: Well how about some weed?
8-Ball: Naw, I don't do drugs.
Truth: Another no-drugger huh? I know someone who lives in Los Santos, San Andreas that don't do drugs either.
8-Ball: Are you a hippy?
Truth: What the hell do I look like to you? Just a hobo on the street? Anyways I have a seller in Little Haiti. He's gonna get as high as me one day. You will too. Come with me downstairs. Don't forget to say 'goodbye' to your girlfriend.
(they're walking down)
8-Ball: She's not actually my.....
Mary-Beth: See ya around, baby! *blows kiss*
8-Ball: Ugh.
(outside)
Truth: Behold! The Mother Ship! That's my van you're seeing friend!
8-Ball: Nice van, Truth!
Truth: You drive.
8-Ball: Alright. Wait, what?
(inside)
8-Ball: Damn, Truth! How much weed do you have back there?
Truth: 120 pounds, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Seriously?
Truth: I keep most of it in the car, in case I have to travel. I traveled here to Vice City from San Andreas. My old friend Carl Johnson told me I needed a vacation.
8-Ball: Who's Carl Johnson?
Truth: A man that helped me a lot back at San Andreas. But enough of him. Tell me about you.
8-Ball: Well I used to own 8-Ball's Bombshop, until....
Truth: Forget it, I'm not instructed. Just drive.
(at the house)
Truth: What do you mean mah weed is bad? WHOA don't aim that thing at a man of peace! AAAAH!
(runs back in the car)
Truth: DRIVE NOW!
8-Ball: Where?
Truth: OUTTA HERE!
(out of Little Haiti)
Truth: Phew, thanks fellow traveler!
8-Ball: Where do you want me to drop you and your van off?
Truth: I own a shack at Downtown across the street from the Biker's bar.
8-Ball: A'right.
(at the shack)
Truth: Thank you, peace-keeper! Come back here if you want to do more work for me.
Characters: 8-Ball, Mary-Beth Williams, The Truth
Gangs: Bears, Haitians
Location: Mary-Jo's Place, Little Havana, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $800
Unlock Missions: Loan Shark (Mary-Beth), Drunk my Drug (Truth)
Objectives:
* Drive Truth to a Haitian house, so Truth can sell his drugs.
* Drive Truth to his hideout in Downtown (which is the Shukmole Shack from)
Script:
(Mary-Beth is smoking some pot)
8-Ball: Uhhh, Beth?
Mary-Beth: Heeeey, Baaaaalll man! Hey, pssst, ball man?
8-Ball: What?
Mary-Beth: I'm smoking pot!
8-Ball: No shit, and why are you whispering at me?
Mary-Beth: I dunno. Oh, Ball. I want you to meet a friend of mine. Truth?!
8-Ball: Who's Truth?
The Truth: Ah, hello, friend!
8-Ball: Oh hello, Truth.
Truth: I'm the Truth.
8-Ball: Yeah, I know that.
Truth: You must be, Balls, Beth is talking about.
8-Ball: It's 8-Ball, actually.
Truth: Nice to meet you fellow citizen of the peaceful world! Do you work for the government?
8-Ball: Hell no, man! I'm a member of the Leone Family. Well, actually they just pay me to look after them, I'm not really a Leone.
Truth: Another Liberty City mafia, huh? Just like the Sindacco Family. Listen, friend. Sit down, near Beth.
Mary-Beth: Yeah, honey! Sit next to your ol girlfriend, Beth!
8-Ball: Girlfriend?
Mary-Beth: Yeah, aren't I?
8-Ball: Not really.
Mary-Beth: *Laughs* Of course you are, silly!
8-Ball: Look, Truth. I think I'm better off standing, alright?
Truth: Well how about some weed?
8-Ball: Naw, I don't do drugs.
Truth: Another no-drugger huh? I know someone who lives in Los Santos, San Andreas that don't do drugs either.
8-Ball: Are you a hippy?
Truth: What the hell do I look like to you? Just a hobo on the street? Anyways I have a seller in Little Haiti. He's gonna get as high as me one day. You will too. Come with me downstairs. Don't forget to say 'goodbye' to your girlfriend.
(they're walking down)
8-Ball: She's not actually my.....
Mary-Beth: See ya around, baby! *blows kiss*
8-Ball: Ugh.
(outside)
Truth: Behold! The Mother Ship! That's my van you're seeing friend!
8-Ball: Nice van, Truth!
Truth: You drive.
8-Ball: Alright. Wait, what?
(inside)
8-Ball: Damn, Truth! How much weed do you have back there?
Truth: 120 pounds, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Seriously?
Truth: I keep most of it in the car, in case I have to travel. I traveled here to Vice City from San Andreas. My old friend Carl Johnson told me I needed a vacation.
8-Ball: Who's Carl Johnson?
Truth: A man that helped me a lot back at San Andreas. But enough of him. Tell me about you.
8-Ball: Well I used to own 8-Ball's Bombshop, until....
Truth: Forget it, I'm not instructed. Just drive.
(at the house)
Truth: What do you mean mah weed is bad? WHOA don't aim that thing at a man of peace! AAAAH!
(runs back in the car)
Truth: DRIVE NOW!
8-Ball: Where?
Truth: OUTTA HERE!
(out of Little Haiti)
Truth: Phew, thanks fellow traveler!
8-Ball: Where do you want me to drop you and your van off?
Truth: I own a shack at Downtown across the street from the Biker's bar.
8-Ball: A'right.
(at the shack)
Truth: Thank you, peace-keeper! Come back here if you want to do more work for me.
Mary-Beth Mission 2: Shakedown
Boss: Mary-Beth Williams
Characters: 8-Ball, Mary-Beth Williams
Gangs: Bears, Sharks
Location: Mary-Jo's Place, Little Haiti, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $1000
Unlock Missions: Truth or Dare (Mary-Beth), Protection Racket Side-Mission
Objectives:
* Get to the Market in Little Havana.
* Kill the Sharks guarding the store.
* Get to the clothing store in Little Havana.
* Use a baseball bat to destroy parts of the store.
Script:
Mary-Beth: Ah, it's the pole-table man!
8-Ball: Pole-Table man? Oh, ha ha, I get it now! 8-Ball, pole-table man. That's good.
Mary-Beth: I knew you'd like it. You into protection racking?
8-Ball: I guess.
Mary-Beth: Come. There's a market uptown we need to raid.
8-Ball: Raid?
(in the car)
8-Ball: Where we going again?
Mary-Beth: You stupid or something? We're going to the Market in Little Havana!
8-Ball: You said Uptown before.
Mary-Beth: Whatever, just drive.
(at the shop)
Mary-Beth: Get in there, prick! Take care of those assholes raiding the store!
(inside the store)
Mary-Beth: You did good, kid. Hello, Nathan! Good to see you again!
Nathan: Oh.... Mary-Beth.... uhhh.
Mary-Beth: Don't say anything, Nathan. You wasted my god-damn time! You're protection rate just went double.
Nathan: Shit, really?
Mary-Beth: That triples it! Wanna make it more?
Nathan: No, I'm sorry, ma'am.
Mary-Beth: Just for calling me ma'am I'm gonna fuck you. Meet me in the back, and get dressed in black, bitch! Wait out here, 8-Ball.
(back in the car)
8-Ball: Why did you rape that man?
Mary-Beth: I made sure he wore a condom.
8-Ball: But why did you rape him?
Mary-Beth: I rape anyone who fucks with me! Even you if you keep asking those questions!
8-Ball: Where too, now?
Mary-Beth: There's a clothing store down the block.
(at the store)
Mary-Beth: Pay up!
Woman: Why?
Mary-Beth: Because I said so!
Woman: I already have the Sharks protecting me.
Mary-Beth: Oh, I see that. 8-Ball do me a favor and destroy this place.
(8-Ball breaking stuff)
Woman: Please, stop!
Woman: Why you doing this?
Woman: GUARDS! GUARDS!
(the sharks come, and 8-Ball kills them)
Woman: Okay, stop! I'll get your god damn protection!
Mary-Beth: And just to be sure we're clear with eachother, meet me in the back.
(outside)
8-Ball: Did you rape that woman?
Mary-Beth: Yeah, why?
8-Ball: She's a lady, you're a lady.
Mary-Beth: I said ANYONE who fucks with me gets raped. Even ladies. I'm a bi-girl.
8-Ball: Wow.
Mary-Beth: Thanks for your help Balls. Here's your cut.
(drives off)
Characters: 8-Ball, Mary-Beth Williams
Gangs: Bears, Sharks
Location: Mary-Jo's Place, Little Haiti, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $1000
Unlock Missions: Truth or Dare (Mary-Beth), Protection Racket Side-Mission
Objectives:
* Get to the Market in Little Havana.
* Kill the Sharks guarding the store.
* Get to the clothing store in Little Havana.
* Use a baseball bat to destroy parts of the store.
Script:
Mary-Beth: Ah, it's the pole-table man!
8-Ball: Pole-Table man? Oh, ha ha, I get it now! 8-Ball, pole-table man. That's good.
Mary-Beth: I knew you'd like it. You into protection racking?
8-Ball: I guess.
Mary-Beth: Come. There's a market uptown we need to raid.
8-Ball: Raid?
(in the car)
8-Ball: Where we going again?
Mary-Beth: You stupid or something? We're going to the Market in Little Havana!
8-Ball: You said Uptown before.
Mary-Beth: Whatever, just drive.
(at the shop)
Mary-Beth: Get in there, prick! Take care of those assholes raiding the store!
(inside the store)
Mary-Beth: You did good, kid. Hello, Nathan! Good to see you again!
Nathan: Oh.... Mary-Beth.... uhhh.
Mary-Beth: Don't say anything, Nathan. You wasted my god-damn time! You're protection rate just went double.
Nathan: Shit, really?
Mary-Beth: That triples it! Wanna make it more?
Nathan: No, I'm sorry, ma'am.
Mary-Beth: Just for calling me ma'am I'm gonna fuck you. Meet me in the back, and get dressed in black, bitch! Wait out here, 8-Ball.
(back in the car)
8-Ball: Why did you rape that man?
Mary-Beth: I made sure he wore a condom.
8-Ball: But why did you rape him?
Mary-Beth: I rape anyone who fucks with me! Even you if you keep asking those questions!
8-Ball: Where too, now?
Mary-Beth: There's a clothing store down the block.
(at the store)
Mary-Beth: Pay up!
Woman: Why?
Mary-Beth: Because I said so!
Woman: I already have the Sharks protecting me.
Mary-Beth: Oh, I see that. 8-Ball do me a favor and destroy this place.
(8-Ball breaking stuff)
Woman: Please, stop!
Woman: Why you doing this?
Woman: GUARDS! GUARDS!
(the sharks come, and 8-Ball kills them)
Woman: Okay, stop! I'll get your god damn protection!
Mary-Beth: And just to be sure we're clear with eachother, meet me in the back.
(outside)
8-Ball: Did you rape that woman?
Mary-Beth: Yeah, why?
8-Ball: She's a lady, you're a lady.
Mary-Beth: I said ANYONE who fucks with me gets raped. Even ladies. I'm a bi-girl.
8-Ball: Wow.
Mary-Beth: Thanks for your help Balls. Here's your cut.
(drives off)
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Mary-Beth Mission 1: The Grown Minor
Boss: Mary-Beth Williams
Characters: 8-Ball, Mary-Beth Williams, Mary-Jo Cassidy
Gangs: Bears
Location: Mary-Jo's Apartment, Little Haiti, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $500
Unlock Missions: Shakedown (Mary-Beth)
Objectives:
* Impress Mary-Beth with your driving skills.
Script:
8-Ball: Hello?
(8-Ball sees a big fat lady on the couch watching TV, weighing over 600 pounds)
Mary-Jo: Oh...... hello?
8-Ball: Uh, you Phil Cassidy's neice?
Mary-Jo: No, I'm..... her sister, Mary-Jo!
8-Ball: Then where's the neice?
Mary-Jo: Oh, okay..... BETH!?
(a skinny lady smoking comes out)
Mary-Beth: *cough* *cough* What do you want you fat bitch? Who the fuck is this black guy?
8-Ball: Hey, I'm offended, lady!
Mary-Beth: Well, sorry! What the hell do you want?
8-Ball: I'm looking for Phil Cassidy's neice. Might in need of some work?
Mary-Beth: Ah, Uncle Phil sent you, huh? That one-armed weirdo? Actually, yes, I do have some work for you! What's your name, kid?
8-Ball: I'm 8-Ball.
Mary-Beth: From, 8-Ball's bombshop?
8-Ball: Yeah, that's it!
Mary-Beth: Ah, I hear your pain, dude! I used to buy lots of bombs there! Okay, you're hired! C'mon!
(outside)
8-Ball: So, what's your name?
Mary-Beth: My name is Mary-Beth, and I'm the leader of the Bears Crime Family!
8-Ball: So, what's your first job?
Mary-Beth: Before I hire you, I want to know how well your driving skills are! Impress me, and you'd be hired!
8-Ball: Didn't you say you hired me already?
Mary-Beth: After this.
(list of unimpressment)
Mary-Beth: What the hell are you doing?
Mary-Beth: Why would I want to hire someone who can't drive?
Mary-Beth: Go back to school, loser!
Mary-Beth: You're useless, fool!
(list of impressment)
Mary-Beth: Not bad, not bad at all.
Mary-Beth: You could be useful in robbing a bank.
Mary-Beth: Wooooo! If only my mom were still here to see me.
Mary-Beth: You got balls. I like that in a man!
(list of stunt comments)
Mary-Beth: WHOA! Wow! Jeez louise!
Mary-Beth: HA HA HA HA HA! Giddy up horsey!
Mary-Beth: WOOOOOO! No wonder Jo didn't give me a pony!
(you fail the mission)
Mary-Beth: You want me to hire ya? Forget it buddy!
(you pass the mission)
Mary-Beth: Alright, you're hired. Come back to my crib when you get the chance.
Characters: 8-Ball, Mary-Beth Williams, Mary-Jo Cassidy
Gangs: Bears
Location: Mary-Jo's Apartment, Little Haiti, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $500
Unlock Missions: Shakedown (Mary-Beth)
Objectives:
* Impress Mary-Beth with your driving skills.
Script:
8-Ball: Hello?
(8-Ball sees a big fat lady on the couch watching TV, weighing over 600 pounds)
Mary-Jo: Oh...... hello?
8-Ball: Uh, you Phil Cassidy's neice?
Mary-Jo: No, I'm..... her sister, Mary-Jo!
8-Ball: Then where's the neice?
Mary-Jo: Oh, okay..... BETH!?
(a skinny lady smoking comes out)
Mary-Beth: *cough* *cough* What do you want you fat bitch? Who the fuck is this black guy?
8-Ball: Hey, I'm offended, lady!
Mary-Beth: Well, sorry! What the hell do you want?
8-Ball: I'm looking for Phil Cassidy's neice. Might in need of some work?
Mary-Beth: Ah, Uncle Phil sent you, huh? That one-armed weirdo? Actually, yes, I do have some work for you! What's your name, kid?
8-Ball: I'm 8-Ball.
Mary-Beth: From, 8-Ball's bombshop?
8-Ball: Yeah, that's it!
Mary-Beth: Ah, I hear your pain, dude! I used to buy lots of bombs there! Okay, you're hired! C'mon!
(outside)
8-Ball: So, what's your name?
Mary-Beth: My name is Mary-Beth, and I'm the leader of the Bears Crime Family!
8-Ball: So, what's your first job?
Mary-Beth: Before I hire you, I want to know how well your driving skills are! Impress me, and you'd be hired!
8-Ball: Didn't you say you hired me already?
Mary-Beth: After this.
(list of unimpressment)
Mary-Beth: What the hell are you doing?
Mary-Beth: Why would I want to hire someone who can't drive?
Mary-Beth: Go back to school, loser!
Mary-Beth: You're useless, fool!
(list of impressment)
Mary-Beth: Not bad, not bad at all.
Mary-Beth: You could be useful in robbing a bank.
Mary-Beth: Wooooo! If only my mom were still here to see me.
Mary-Beth: You got balls. I like that in a man!
(list of stunt comments)
Mary-Beth: WHOA! Wow! Jeez louise!
Mary-Beth: HA HA HA HA HA! Giddy up horsey!
Mary-Beth: WOOOOOO! No wonder Jo didn't give me a pony!
(you fail the mission)
Mary-Beth: You want me to hire ya? Forget it buddy!
(you pass the mission)
Mary-Beth: Alright, you're hired. Come back to my crib when you get the chance.
Richard Mission 15: The New Players in Town
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Sharks
Location: Cam Jones' Old Place, Little Havana, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $1500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Leap Frog (Richard) [after a few missions from Mary-Beth]
Objectives:
* Take some new Leone members to drive-by some Sharks.
Script:
Richard: Hey, Quinton! Hand me those peanuts!
(Quinton throws Rich the peanuts)
8-Ball: Aw look you guys! Sitting around, watching TV, c'mon, guys!
Richard: Hey, I'm still tired of the escape from Liberty.
Quinton: Yeah me too!
8-Ball: Whatever. So, now what?
Richard: The Sharks are declaring wars on us. Well, they want war? Hey, fine by me! The noobs are outside, go drive-by some of them, and take some of their streets.
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Sharks
Location: Cam Jones' Old Place, Little Havana, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $1500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Leap Frog (Richard) [after a few missions from Mary-Beth]
Objectives:
* Take some new Leone members to drive-by some Sharks.
Script:
Richard: Hey, Quinton! Hand me those peanuts!
(Quinton throws Rich the peanuts)
8-Ball: Aw look you guys! Sitting around, watching TV, c'mon, guys!
Richard: Hey, I'm still tired of the escape from Liberty.
Quinton: Yeah me too!
8-Ball: Whatever. So, now what?
Richard: The Sharks are declaring wars on us. Well, they want war? Hey, fine by me! The noobs are outside, go drive-by some of them, and take some of their streets.
Monday, October 18, 2010
Richard Mission 14: Give me Vice
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Sharks
Location: Cam Jones' Place, Little Havana, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: Respect +
Unlock Missions: The New Players in Town (Richard), The Grown Minor (Mary-Beth)
Objectives:
* Pick up some homeless people around town, to give them a job as Leones (Sharks are getting members too, so watch out for them, max hobos is 7)
Script:
8-Ball: Hey guys!
Richard: Hey, 8-Ball!
Quinton: Wuss up, man?
Richard: Alright, so here's the plan, we're gonna spread around town. Pick up some hobos around town, and give them jobs as Leones! We're gonna need it, buddy!
Quinton: Yeah, that's right!
8-Ball: Alright, I'm on it!
Quinton: But be careful, man! There is the gang called the Sharks! We need to try to get more hobos then them.
8-Ball: Alright!
(list of 8-Ball askings)
8-Ball: Hey want a job?
8-Ball: Yo, wanna be a mafia member?
8-Ball: Dude, job, you in, or no?
8-Ball: I have some work for you.
8-Ball: We mafia called the Leones! Wanna join?
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello?
Phil: Hey, 8-Ball! It's ol Phil!
8-Ball: Yeah, well....
Phil: I know, I know, you're not in town. You're trapped in ol Vice huh?
8-Ball: Yeah, had some problems with some gangs around town.
Phil: Well if you need some work, my neice might have some for you! She lives at my sister's place in Little Haiti. Stop by over there, alright?
8-Ball: Whatever you say, Phil!
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Sharks
Location: Cam Jones' Place, Little Havana, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: Respect +
Unlock Missions: The New Players in Town (Richard), The Grown Minor (Mary-Beth)
Objectives:
* Pick up some homeless people around town, to give them a job as Leones (Sharks are getting members too, so watch out for them, max hobos is 7)
Script:
8-Ball: Hey guys!
Richard: Hey, 8-Ball!
Quinton: Wuss up, man?
Richard: Alright, so here's the plan, we're gonna spread around town. Pick up some hobos around town, and give them jobs as Leones! We're gonna need it, buddy!
Quinton: Yeah, that's right!
8-Ball: Alright, I'm on it!
Quinton: But be careful, man! There is the gang called the Sharks! We need to try to get more hobos then them.
8-Ball: Alright!
(list of 8-Ball askings)
8-Ball: Hey want a job?
8-Ball: Yo, wanna be a mafia member?
8-Ball: Dude, job, you in, or no?
8-Ball: I have some work for you.
8-Ball: We mafia called the Leones! Wanna join?
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello?
Phil: Hey, 8-Ball! It's ol Phil!
8-Ball: Yeah, well....
Phil: I know, I know, you're not in town. You're trapped in ol Vice huh?
8-Ball: Yeah, had some problems with some gangs around town.
Phil: Well if you need some work, my neice might have some for you! She lives at my sister's place in Little Haiti. Stop by over there, alright?
8-Ball: Whatever you say, Phil!
Joey Mission 16: Escape Liberty
Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone (voice), Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Diablos, Triads, Uptown Yardies, Colombian Cartel, Yakuza
Location: Payphone, Liberty Campus, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: Cam Jones house as safehouse
Unlock Missions: Give me Vice (Richard)
Objectives:
* Protect the car against gang members on the way to the Airport.
* Drive to Cam Jones' old place in Little Havana.
Script:
8-Ball: Joey, it's me.
Joey: 8-Ball! Thank god! You, Richard, and Quinton are all in serious danger! The other gangs in Liberty are after you, after you killed Verick! You must flee Liberty City right now, 8-Ball! I'm sorry, but you must!
8-Ball: But what about you?
Joey: Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'm safe and sound in the police station. Besides I also got Luigi, and Toni. You three must leave right now! I got Richard to get tickets on the next flight to Vice City Florida. Lay low for a while, and I'll let you know when it's safe to come back. Good luck, 8-Ball, and thank you for helping me out, and letting the Demon Frogs flee the city. Now, go!
8-Ball: Okay, cya later, Joey!
(at the car)
Quinton: Aw man! I can't believe we're gonna die!
Richard: Don't worry, Quinton! We won't die! Let's just get to the Airport pronto! I'll drive, you and Quinton shoot!
(driving)
Quinton: I got a very bad feeling about this, bro!
Richard: Calm down! Just shoot any enemy gang member in our way!
8-Ball: Uh oh! Here come the Yardies!
Richard: Don't talk about it mother fucker, shoot!
Quinton: Man, I'm too pretty to die!
Richard: Shut up, Quinton!
Quinton: No you shut up, Richard!
Richard: God damn, dude! Is this the time to argue?
Quinton: Well.... yeah! Of course it is!
Richard: Just shoot, pea brain!
(when Richard drives to the Elevator Bridge)
Richard: What the fuck? The Triads have the Bridge well guarded!
Quinton: What do we do now, Rich?
8-Ball: Porter Road Tunnel! Step on it, Rich!
Quinton: Man, I getting sea sick!
(when they reach the tunnel)
Richard: It's the Diablos!
Quinton: Does every gang in Liberty hate us?
Richard: It seems that way!
(a Rhino bursts through the Portland path)
Quinton: WHOA SHIT! IT'S A MOTHA FUCKING TANK!
Richard: Aw shit!
8-Ball: Step on it, Rich, NOW!
Richard: I'm trying!
Quinton: We can't destroy it! This ain't fair!
Richard: Wars are never fair, brah!
8-Ball: I'm so glad this car is bullet proof!
(when they reach the surface)
Quinton: We made it! Aw man, it's the Cartel! They surrounded us! We're finished!
Richard: Aw man, another tank?
8-Ball: Why is the Tank destroying the Cartel trucks?
Richard: Wait! I see Yakuza cars!
8-Ball: God bless you, Yuka!
Richard: Who's Yuka?
8-Ball: Forget it! Get to the airport! Now!
(the Yakuza are stalling the Cartel while 8-Ball, Quinton, and Rich run inside the airport with their bags)
8-Ball: Man you bought way to much stuff, Richard!
Richard: Can't help it!
(a plane shows leaving Liberty City, then lands in Vice City, then the 3 walk out of the Airport)
Quinton: Man we're goooooooood! I can't believe we made it to Vice City!
Richard: I can't believe it either!
8-Ball: Wow, I've been here once, when I got a bombshop at this place.
Quinton: Soooo, where we gonna stay, geinus?
Richard: I had an old friend named Cam Jones. He sold me his place. His place is in Little Havana.
Quinton: Well while you got that, I bought us a badass sports car!
8-Ball: Nice, Quinton! A white Infernus huh?
Quinton: Yeah, I had the feeling I owned one before, so that's why I got that!
Richard: But there's only two seats, dude!
Quinton: Oh, right! TAXI?
(a Taxi appears)
Quinton: Take this guy to 397 Little Havana, please?
Richard: Oh thanks, Quinton! (sarcastic)
Quinton: My pleassure! Now, I'm still tired from the fight, so you drive!
(in the car)
Quinton: Vice City! I feel like I've been here before! I think I was here before I lost my memories!
8-Ball: Uh huh, yeah.
Quinton: Pretty nice, huh?
8-Ball: This place changed a bit, but not that much since the 80s.
Quinton: Yeah, there were less buildings then this.
(at the place)
Richard: Make yourselves at home! They're three rooms in here, I'll take the master bedroom.
Quinton: Awww!
Richard: And 8-Ball. Time spread the Leone turf in Vice City! Come back when you're ready. Just go ahead, and take a look around. Get the feel of the place.
8-Ball: Alright, sounds good!
(after mission news)
News Lady: Vice City dealt a big surprise today as Hurricane G is thinking of making land fall here pretty soon. Although the hurricane is in a stand still right now in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico. Our measures are to close all bridges from the Mainland to Ocean Beach, and Vice Point, and flights to, and from Escobar International Airport have been delayed, until further notice. VNN news from radio to your ear.
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone (voice), Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Diablos, Triads, Uptown Yardies, Colombian Cartel, Yakuza
Location: Payphone, Liberty Campus, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: Cam Jones house as safehouse
Unlock Missions: Give me Vice (Richard)
Objectives:
* Protect the car against gang members on the way to the Airport.
* Drive to Cam Jones' old place in Little Havana.
Script:
8-Ball: Joey, it's me.
Joey: 8-Ball! Thank god! You, Richard, and Quinton are all in serious danger! The other gangs in Liberty are after you, after you killed Verick! You must flee Liberty City right now, 8-Ball! I'm sorry, but you must!
8-Ball: But what about you?
Joey: Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'm safe and sound in the police station. Besides I also got Luigi, and Toni. You three must leave right now! I got Richard to get tickets on the next flight to Vice City Florida. Lay low for a while, and I'll let you know when it's safe to come back. Good luck, 8-Ball, and thank you for helping me out, and letting the Demon Frogs flee the city. Now, go!
8-Ball: Okay, cya later, Joey!
(at the car)
Quinton: Aw man! I can't believe we're gonna die!
Richard: Don't worry, Quinton! We won't die! Let's just get to the Airport pronto! I'll drive, you and Quinton shoot!
(driving)
Quinton: I got a very bad feeling about this, bro!
Richard: Calm down! Just shoot any enemy gang member in our way!
8-Ball: Uh oh! Here come the Yardies!
Richard: Don't talk about it mother fucker, shoot!
Quinton: Man, I'm too pretty to die!
Richard: Shut up, Quinton!
Quinton: No you shut up, Richard!
Richard: God damn, dude! Is this the time to argue?
Quinton: Well.... yeah! Of course it is!
Richard: Just shoot, pea brain!
(when Richard drives to the Elevator Bridge)
Richard: What the fuck? The Triads have the Bridge well guarded!
Quinton: What do we do now, Rich?
8-Ball: Porter Road Tunnel! Step on it, Rich!
Quinton: Man, I getting sea sick!
(when they reach the tunnel)
Richard: It's the Diablos!
Quinton: Does every gang in Liberty hate us?
Richard: It seems that way!
(a Rhino bursts through the Portland path)
Quinton: WHOA SHIT! IT'S A MOTHA FUCKING TANK!
Richard: Aw shit!
8-Ball: Step on it, Rich, NOW!
Richard: I'm trying!
Quinton: We can't destroy it! This ain't fair!
Richard: Wars are never fair, brah!
8-Ball: I'm so glad this car is bullet proof!
(when they reach the surface)
Quinton: We made it! Aw man, it's the Cartel! They surrounded us! We're finished!
Richard: Aw man, another tank?
8-Ball: Why is the Tank destroying the Cartel trucks?
Richard: Wait! I see Yakuza cars!
8-Ball: God bless you, Yuka!
Richard: Who's Yuka?
8-Ball: Forget it! Get to the airport! Now!
(the Yakuza are stalling the Cartel while 8-Ball, Quinton, and Rich run inside the airport with their bags)
8-Ball: Man you bought way to much stuff, Richard!
Richard: Can't help it!
(a plane shows leaving Liberty City, then lands in Vice City, then the 3 walk out of the Airport)
Quinton: Man we're goooooooood! I can't believe we made it to Vice City!
Richard: I can't believe it either!
8-Ball: Wow, I've been here once, when I got a bombshop at this place.
Quinton: Soooo, where we gonna stay, geinus?
Richard: I had an old friend named Cam Jones. He sold me his place. His place is in Little Havana.
Quinton: Well while you got that, I bought us a badass sports car!
8-Ball: Nice, Quinton! A white Infernus huh?
Quinton: Yeah, I had the feeling I owned one before, so that's why I got that!
Richard: But there's only two seats, dude!
Quinton: Oh, right! TAXI?
(a Taxi appears)
Quinton: Take this guy to 397 Little Havana, please?
Richard: Oh thanks, Quinton! (sarcastic)
Quinton: My pleassure! Now, I'm still tired from the fight, so you drive!
(in the car)
Quinton: Vice City! I feel like I've been here before! I think I was here before I lost my memories!
8-Ball: Uh huh, yeah.
Quinton: Pretty nice, huh?
8-Ball: This place changed a bit, but not that much since the 80s.
Quinton: Yeah, there were less buildings then this.
(at the place)
Richard: Make yourselves at home! They're three rooms in here, I'll take the master bedroom.
Quinton: Awww!
Richard: And 8-Ball. Time spread the Leone turf in Vice City! Come back when you're ready. Just go ahead, and take a look around. Get the feel of the place.
8-Ball: Alright, sounds good!
(after mission news)
News Lady: Vice City dealt a big surprise today as Hurricane G is thinking of making land fall here pretty soon. Although the hurricane is in a stand still right now in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico. Our measures are to close all bridges from the Mainland to Ocean Beach, and Vice Point, and flights to, and from Escobar International Airport have been delayed, until further notice. VNN news from radio to your ear.
Joey Mission 15: Demon Downfall
Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance, Toni Cipriani, Verick the Demon Frog
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs, Diablos
Location: Pike Creek Police Station, Pike Creek, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $5000 Respect +; Stubby Shotgun and Sawn Shotgun avaiable at Ammu-Nation
Unlock Missions: Escape Liberty (Joey)
Objectives:
* Meet up with Toni, Quinton, and Richard at the Demon Frog Mantion in Cedar Grove.
* Infiltrate the mantion with Toni, while Rich and Quinton keep watch.
* Look for the key card that opens the secret area of the mantion.
* Look for Verick and kill him.
* Escape the mantion, and get back to the hotel, but watch out for Demon Frogs chasing you.
Script:
(8-Ball is at the talking area in the police station)
8-Ball: Mr. Leone?
Joey: Hey, 8-Ball.
8-Ball: How's it going in there?
Joey: What the hell do you mean, how's it going in there? Those cock sucker gangs the Triads, Diablos, and/or the Demon Frogs set me up!
8-Ball: Hey, it could be any gang in Liberty!
Joey: Yeah, maybe, but we're gonna hit the Frogs where it hurts most! Toni, Quint, and Rich are outside the Demon Frog mantion in Cedar Grove. Kill Verick the Demon Frog! I want him hanging on my fire place!
8-Ball: Really?
Joey: You know what I mean! Good luck!
(at the mantion)
Quinton: This is some bullshit right here, man!
Toni: Man, first Sal, now Joey! What are the Leone dons gonna do?
8-Ball: Don't worry guys! Let's just infiltrate this mantion!
(2 Diablo cars arrive, and Diablos come out)
Richard: Diablo attack!
(while the Diablos are getting killed, Demon Frogs burst out of the mantion and begin fireing)
Richard: Frogs, coming out of the mantion! I'll try to hack this door open!
(once the gate is opened)
Richard: Alright! Me, and Quinton will patrol the outside! Go ahead you guys!
Toni: C'mon, 8-Ball!
(once the Demon Frogs in the mantion are dead)
Toni: Did you kill Verick?
8-Ball: No!
Toni: Me either! Where the fuck is he?
8-Ball: There could be a secret room around here!
Toni: Yeah! I see a lock on this blank wall! Looks like a card should be there! Find the key card, and we can kill Verick!
(when 8-Ball finds the card)
8-Ball: Found it!
(when the door opens)
Toni: Alright let's go!
(when Verick's office is reached)
Verick: 8-Ball! Toni! How's it going?
Toni: You about to die!
Verick: We'll see about that! GUARDS! GUARDS!
(once Verick is dead, he is wounded on the ground)
Verick: *cough* *cough* You stupid pricks! MY HOUSE! Look what you've done to it!
Toni: This is for Sal!
Verick: Why do you Leones hate us? You started this war! We wanted an alliance but no, you wanted a war! This is your own fault you dicks!
Toni: Say goodnight Mr. Demon Frog!
(they both shoot Verick at the same time)
Toni: C'mon, 8-Ball! Our mission is not over yet! We should get going back to the hotel! After this, the Demon Frogs shall leave the city for good!
(outside)
Richard: Did you kill him?
Toni: Damn right we got him! Why the hell do you think we're back, Rich?
Quinton: Wow! I'm alive again, baby! I feel alive!
(when the Frogs are chasing them)
Richard: Counter-attack! We shoot, you drive, 8-Ball.
(at the hotel)
Toni: My work here is done, I better be going back to Ma's.
Quinton: I'm going home.
Richard: And I'll be back at the room. Cya, 8-Ball!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello?
Joey: Oh for fuck's sake, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: What? What happened? Verick is dead!
Joey: It's not that! You all are in serious danger! I can't speak it to loud! I'll tell you guys over here. Just pack up your stuff, and get to the payphone in Liberty Campus, right now!
(after mission news)
News Lady: Gang raid came at Cedar Grove today after a high-ranked leader, Verick the Demon Frog was assassinated today in his own home. This ends the gang-war between the Leones, and Demon Frogs as the Frogs left the city, either to Vice City, or Las Venturas. The Leone Mafia Family was to be responsible for this. The DEA is in right now in search of them, so they can join their leader in prison! Stay tuned for more, later on LCN!
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance, Toni Cipriani, Verick the Demon Frog
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs, Diablos
Location: Pike Creek Police Station, Pike Creek, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $5000 Respect +; Stubby Shotgun and Sawn Shotgun avaiable at Ammu-Nation
Unlock Missions: Escape Liberty (Joey)
Objectives:
* Meet up with Toni, Quinton, and Richard at the Demon Frog Mantion in Cedar Grove.
* Infiltrate the mantion with Toni, while Rich and Quinton keep watch.
* Look for the key card that opens the secret area of the mantion.
* Look for Verick and kill him.
* Escape the mantion, and get back to the hotel, but watch out for Demon Frogs chasing you.
Script:
(8-Ball is at the talking area in the police station)
8-Ball: Mr. Leone?
Joey: Hey, 8-Ball.
8-Ball: How's it going in there?
Joey: What the hell do you mean, how's it going in there? Those cock sucker gangs the Triads, Diablos, and/or the Demon Frogs set me up!
8-Ball: Hey, it could be any gang in Liberty!
Joey: Yeah, maybe, but we're gonna hit the Frogs where it hurts most! Toni, Quint, and Rich are outside the Demon Frog mantion in Cedar Grove. Kill Verick the Demon Frog! I want him hanging on my fire place!
8-Ball: Really?
Joey: You know what I mean! Good luck!
(at the mantion)
Quinton: This is some bullshit right here, man!
Toni: Man, first Sal, now Joey! What are the Leone dons gonna do?
8-Ball: Don't worry guys! Let's just infiltrate this mantion!
(2 Diablo cars arrive, and Diablos come out)
Richard: Diablo attack!
(while the Diablos are getting killed, Demon Frogs burst out of the mantion and begin fireing)
Richard: Frogs, coming out of the mantion! I'll try to hack this door open!
(once the gate is opened)
Richard: Alright! Me, and Quinton will patrol the outside! Go ahead you guys!
Toni: C'mon, 8-Ball!
(once the Demon Frogs in the mantion are dead)
Toni: Did you kill Verick?
8-Ball: No!
Toni: Me either! Where the fuck is he?
8-Ball: There could be a secret room around here!
Toni: Yeah! I see a lock on this blank wall! Looks like a card should be there! Find the key card, and we can kill Verick!
(when 8-Ball finds the card)
8-Ball: Found it!
(when the door opens)
Toni: Alright let's go!
(when Verick's office is reached)
Verick: 8-Ball! Toni! How's it going?
Toni: You about to die!
Verick: We'll see about that! GUARDS! GUARDS!
(once Verick is dead, he is wounded on the ground)
Verick: *cough* *cough* You stupid pricks! MY HOUSE! Look what you've done to it!
Toni: This is for Sal!
Verick: Why do you Leones hate us? You started this war! We wanted an alliance but no, you wanted a war! This is your own fault you dicks!
Toni: Say goodnight Mr. Demon Frog!
(they both shoot Verick at the same time)
Toni: C'mon, 8-Ball! Our mission is not over yet! We should get going back to the hotel! After this, the Demon Frogs shall leave the city for good!
(outside)
Richard: Did you kill him?
Toni: Damn right we got him! Why the hell do you think we're back, Rich?
Quinton: Wow! I'm alive again, baby! I feel alive!
(when the Frogs are chasing them)
Richard: Counter-attack! We shoot, you drive, 8-Ball.
(at the hotel)
Toni: My work here is done, I better be going back to Ma's.
Quinton: I'm going home.
Richard: And I'll be back at the room. Cya, 8-Ball!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello?
Joey: Oh for fuck's sake, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: What? What happened? Verick is dead!
Joey: It's not that! You all are in serious danger! I can't speak it to loud! I'll tell you guys over here. Just pack up your stuff, and get to the payphone in Liberty Campus, right now!
(after mission news)
News Lady: Gang raid came at Cedar Grove today after a high-ranked leader, Verick the Demon Frog was assassinated today in his own home. This ends the gang-war between the Leones, and Demon Frogs as the Frogs left the city, either to Vice City, or Las Venturas. The Leone Mafia Family was to be responsible for this. The DEA is in right now in search of them, so they can join their leader in prison! Stay tuned for more, later on LCN!
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Joey Mission 14: Chopping Choppers
Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: None
Unlock Missions: Demon Downfall (Joey)
Objectives:
* Get to the helicopter on the roof.
* Use Quinton as a gunner to destroy the FBI searching helicopters in the skies, but make sure Quinton doesn't lose his balance, or we won't fire. Also make sure the helicopter doesn't take to much damage. (2 stars after the 1st chopper, 3 stars after 2nd, and 4 stars after 3rd)
Script:
Joey: 8-Ball! The FBI is after me! They think I'm responsible for the madness that's going on! They're in Helicopters in the sky right now trying to search for me!
8-Ball: What the hell are we gonna do?
Joey: There's a helicopter on the roof. You fly the helicopter, while Quinton takes fire, and destroy the choppers! I'm gonna plan to get an attack on Verick the Demon Frog! Quinton is waiting for you upstairs! GO!
(upstairs)
Quinton: YO, Ball! Wussup?
8-Ball: Not much, you ready?
Quinton: Let's pop!
(when Quinton spots choppers)
Quinton: There's one!
(destroying the chopper)
Quinton: Cool! VERY COOL MAN! Let's get another one!
(destroying the 2nd chopper)
Quinton: I'm Quinton Cance! You'll get in the chance!
(destroying the 3rd chopper)
Quinton: Okay, they're done! Back to the hotel!
(at the hotel)
Quinton: Joey? Yo, bro, we back! Mr. Leone?
8-Ball: Mr. Leone? Where the fuck are you?
Quinton: This place looks like it's been raided!
8-Ball: Where are they?
Quinton: I dunno.
(sierens are heard outside, Quinton looks out the window and sees police trucks driving away)
Quinton: The FBI. THE FBI!
8-Ball: What the fuck?
Quinton: THE FBI TOOK HIM!
Next Door Neighbor: Hey, keep it down in there! Some people are trying to sleep, or at least nap!
Quinton: SORRY! Shit! Damn!
8-Ball: This ain't good! We have to go see Joey over at the station!
Quinton: By we you mean you. I ain't going there!
8-Ball: Whatever you say. I'll cya later.
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Speak.
Joey: 8-Ball! I can't believe it! They found me! OKAY I'LL KEEP IT DOWN!
8-Ball: What?
Joey: Sorry, the police told me to quiet it down. Misty is with me, oh, and she says 'hi'. Anyways time to attack Verick the Demon Frog! I'm at the police station in Pike Creek. Talk to me over there.
(after mission news)
News Lady: The don of the Leone Mafia Family, Joey Leone, has been arrested today after finding out, he was the one causing the big problems around Liberty City. He was found inside the Fort Carson Hotel in Bedford Point, while friends of his were stalled by attacking police helicopters around the skies. Thanks to his arrested, there is sure to be more peace in Liberty. More on LCN, soon.
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: None
Unlock Missions: Demon Downfall (Joey)
Objectives:
* Get to the helicopter on the roof.
* Use Quinton as a gunner to destroy the FBI searching helicopters in the skies, but make sure Quinton doesn't lose his balance, or we won't fire. Also make sure the helicopter doesn't take to much damage. (2 stars after the 1st chopper, 3 stars after 2nd, and 4 stars after 3rd)
Script:
Joey: 8-Ball! The FBI is after me! They think I'm responsible for the madness that's going on! They're in Helicopters in the sky right now trying to search for me!
8-Ball: What the hell are we gonna do?
Joey: There's a helicopter on the roof. You fly the helicopter, while Quinton takes fire, and destroy the choppers! I'm gonna plan to get an attack on Verick the Demon Frog! Quinton is waiting for you upstairs! GO!
(upstairs)
Quinton: YO, Ball! Wussup?
8-Ball: Not much, you ready?
Quinton: Let's pop!
(when Quinton spots choppers)
Quinton: There's one!
(destroying the chopper)
Quinton: Cool! VERY COOL MAN! Let's get another one!
(destroying the 2nd chopper)
Quinton: I'm Quinton Cance! You'll get in the chance!
(destroying the 3rd chopper)
Quinton: Okay, they're done! Back to the hotel!
(at the hotel)
Quinton: Joey? Yo, bro, we back! Mr. Leone?
8-Ball: Mr. Leone? Where the fuck are you?
Quinton: This place looks like it's been raided!
8-Ball: Where are they?
Quinton: I dunno.
(sierens are heard outside, Quinton looks out the window and sees police trucks driving away)
Quinton: The FBI. THE FBI!
8-Ball: What the fuck?
Quinton: THE FBI TOOK HIM!
Next Door Neighbor: Hey, keep it down in there! Some people are trying to sleep, or at least nap!
Quinton: SORRY! Shit! Damn!
8-Ball: This ain't good! We have to go see Joey over at the station!
Quinton: By we you mean you. I ain't going there!
8-Ball: Whatever you say. I'll cya later.
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Speak.
Joey: 8-Ball! I can't believe it! They found me! OKAY I'LL KEEP IT DOWN!
8-Ball: What?
Joey: Sorry, the police told me to quiet it down. Misty is with me, oh, and she says 'hi'. Anyways time to attack Verick the Demon Frog! I'm at the police station in Pike Creek. Talk to me over there.
(after mission news)
News Lady: The don of the Leone Mafia Family, Joey Leone, has been arrested today after finding out, he was the one causing the big problems around Liberty City. He was found inside the Fort Carson Hotel in Bedford Point, while friends of his were stalled by attacking police helicopters around the skies. Thanks to his arrested, there is sure to be more peace in Liberty. More on LCN, soon.
Joey Mission 13: When Stuff Goes Wrong
Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Misty, Joey Leone, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Chopping Choppers (Joey)
Objectives:
* Get Quinton and Richard to Drive-by 5 Demon Frog squads around Staunton.
Script:
Misty: Hey, I'm bored! When you gonna drill me?
Joey: I'm busy, Misty! Sweet jesus!
Misty: You know, Joey? Ever since you started working your father's job, you've been a real jerk lately!
Joey: I'm busy okay? So be quiet!
Misty: Grrr!
(Misty walks into the bathroom, and slams the door)
Richard: What's wrong with her?
Joey: No matter, Rich! Now, we need to weaken the Demon Frog population in Staunton. Lots of our reinforcements have decreased.
Quinton: Alright, baby! We're gonna slay some Frogs! Can't wait!
Joey: Come on, Quint! We're not in the 80s anymore! Stop with the 80s talk!
Quinton: Come on, baby! I'm an all 80s man! Can we just silants these shit heads?
8-Ball: Hey guys!
Quinton: 8-Ball, bro! We're gonna drive-by some Frogs! You in?
8-Ball: Alright.
(at the car)
Richard: Okay, 8-Ball! We're gonna drive-by at least 5 Frog groups! Then the population will decrease on them!
8-Ball: Alright! You know? I'm starting to think the Demon Frogs were the ones that put me out of business.
Richard: How could you say that? It could be the Triads, or the Diablos.
8-Ball: Yeah, maybe.
(a group is found)
Quinton: LET'S POP!
(when the first group is dead)
Quinton: Man I am the Quinton Cance machine, baby! Let's go for another group!
(second group)
Richard: There they are!
(second group dead)
Richard: Okay, three more, brah!
(third group dead)
Quinton: HA HA HA! I'm the Frog killer!
Richard: I thought you said you were the Quinton Cance machine?
(fourth group dead)
Richard: Okay! Just one more!
(fifth group dead)
Quinton: OH YEAH! That was awesome! We popped heads like cola!
Richard: Great job guys! Let's head back to the hotel.
(at the hotel)
Quinton: Can't wait to tell Joey this!
(after mission news)
News Lady: Drive-by frenzy on Staunton Island today, as a car with two passangers were fireing their machine guns at a few groups of the Demon Frogs mafia. These gang wars could be the start of something big. Union Chief Jane Hopper said, everyone should stay out of gang controlled areas in the city. Stay tuned for more, later.
Characters: 8-Ball, Misty, Joey Leone, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Chopping Choppers (Joey)
Objectives:
* Get Quinton and Richard to Drive-by 5 Demon Frog squads around Staunton.
Script:
Misty: Hey, I'm bored! When you gonna drill me?
Joey: I'm busy, Misty! Sweet jesus!
Misty: You know, Joey? Ever since you started working your father's job, you've been a real jerk lately!
Joey: I'm busy okay? So be quiet!
Misty: Grrr!
(Misty walks into the bathroom, and slams the door)
Richard: What's wrong with her?
Joey: No matter, Rich! Now, we need to weaken the Demon Frog population in Staunton. Lots of our reinforcements have decreased.
Quinton: Alright, baby! We're gonna slay some Frogs! Can't wait!
Joey: Come on, Quint! We're not in the 80s anymore! Stop with the 80s talk!
Quinton: Come on, baby! I'm an all 80s man! Can we just silants these shit heads?
8-Ball: Hey guys!
Quinton: 8-Ball, bro! We're gonna drive-by some Frogs! You in?
8-Ball: Alright.
(at the car)
Richard: Okay, 8-Ball! We're gonna drive-by at least 5 Frog groups! Then the population will decrease on them!
8-Ball: Alright! You know? I'm starting to think the Demon Frogs were the ones that put me out of business.
Richard: How could you say that? It could be the Triads, or the Diablos.
8-Ball: Yeah, maybe.
(a group is found)
Quinton: LET'S POP!
(when the first group is dead)
Quinton: Man I am the Quinton Cance machine, baby! Let's go for another group!
(second group)
Richard: There they are!
(second group dead)
Richard: Okay, three more, brah!
(third group dead)
Quinton: HA HA HA! I'm the Frog killer!
Richard: I thought you said you were the Quinton Cance machine?
(fourth group dead)
Richard: Okay! Just one more!
(fifth group dead)
Quinton: OH YEAH! That was awesome! We popped heads like cola!
Richard: Great job guys! Let's head back to the hotel.
(at the hotel)
Quinton: Can't wait to tell Joey this!
(after mission news)
News Lady: Drive-by frenzy on Staunton Island today, as a car with two passangers were fireing their machine guns at a few groups of the Demon Frogs mafia. These gang wars could be the start of something big. Union Chief Jane Hopper said, everyone should stay out of gang controlled areas in the city. Stay tuned for more, later.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Phil Mission 7: Stallionz
Boss: Phil Cassidy
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: LC Bikers
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $1000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Escape Liberty (after all other missions in Liberty City are done)
Objectives:
* Get to the Bikers bar in Chinatown.
* Follow the Biker to the hidden Biker base, but don't get to far or to close.
* Raid the Biker hideout, and take back Cassidy's SPANK.
* Take the SPANK back to Phil's, but careful with the Bikers chasing you.
Script:
8-Ball: Wuss up, Phil?
Phil: Ah! Where is it?
8-Ball: Where is what?
Phil: My SPANK?
8-Ball: Ha ha! Wow that didn't sound right!
Phil: It must be dem Biker boys! The Bikers have a bar in Chinatown, maybe you should check it out, boy.
8-Ball: Alright! But will you stop calling me 'boy' please?
Phil: Sure, kid.
8-Ball: And not.... ah whatever!
Phil: I didn't even call you 'whatever'.
(at the biker bar)
Biker 1: Alright, I have old man Cassidy's SPANK at our secret base, I'm heading there right now.
Biker 2: Okay, hurry it up. I need some SPANK bad!
(when 8-Ball gets to the hideout)
Biker: SHIT! How the hell did you find us?
8-Ball: You really shouldn't be a big mouth, buddy!
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: LC Bikers
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $1000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Escape Liberty (after all other missions in Liberty City are done)
Objectives:
* Get to the Bikers bar in Chinatown.
* Follow the Biker to the hidden Biker base, but don't get to far or to close.
* Raid the Biker hideout, and take back Cassidy's SPANK.
* Take the SPANK back to Phil's, but careful with the Bikers chasing you.
Script:
8-Ball: Wuss up, Phil?
Phil: Ah! Where is it?
8-Ball: Where is what?
Phil: My SPANK?
8-Ball: Ha ha! Wow that didn't sound right!
Phil: It must be dem Biker boys! The Bikers have a bar in Chinatown, maybe you should check it out, boy.
8-Ball: Alright! But will you stop calling me 'boy' please?
Phil: Sure, kid.
8-Ball: And not.... ah whatever!
Phil: I didn't even call you 'whatever'.
(at the biker bar)
Biker 1: Alright, I have old man Cassidy's SPANK at our secret base, I'm heading there right now.
Biker 2: Okay, hurry it up. I need some SPANK bad!
(when 8-Ball gets to the hideout)
Biker: SHIT! How the hell did you find us?
8-Ball: You really shouldn't be a big mouth, buddy!
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Phil Mission 6: This Town Ain't Big Enough
Boss: Phil Cassidy
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: Uptown Yardies
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2100 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Stallionz (Phil)
Objectives:
* Go with Phil to the dock in Rockford to pick up some money.
* Phil's driving, you shoot the incoming Yardies.
Script:
Phil: So, that's why I need that money! It's at the boat on Rockford!
8-Ball: So let me get this streight, you want that money to buy more useless, fucking boomshines? You don't need those!
Phil: YES I DO! Now, come on! You'll get paid for this, don't worry!
8-Ball: *Sigh*
(in the car)
Phil: Uggghh! Boomshines! Best stuff in the world! They really would make a man outta you, friend! I swear, I remember.... the first time I had those! Thank you Zack!
(on the boat)
Phil: Ah, here's the money! Okay, 8-Ball, I..... Oh shit!
Yardie: Hey, that mon steal our money!
(phil starts driving)
Phil: Shoot, boy!!!
8-Ball: I'm shooting, I'm shooting!
(when phil goes on the ramp with explosive barrels, and explodes)
Phil: LOOOUUUUIISSEEEEE! Yee haw! Yeah! Woo! Looks like we're.... aw no, a helicopter! BRING IT DOWN, BRING IT DOWN!
(when the boat gets to the destnation)
Phil: I better gets these babies to a safe place. See ya later, partner!
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: Uptown Yardies
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2100 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Stallionz (Phil)
Objectives:
* Go with Phil to the dock in Rockford to pick up some money.
* Phil's driving, you shoot the incoming Yardies.
Script:
Phil: So, that's why I need that money! It's at the boat on Rockford!
8-Ball: So let me get this streight, you want that money to buy more useless, fucking boomshines? You don't need those!
Phil: YES I DO! Now, come on! You'll get paid for this, don't worry!
8-Ball: *Sigh*
(in the car)
Phil: Uggghh! Boomshines! Best stuff in the world! They really would make a man outta you, friend! I swear, I remember.... the first time I had those! Thank you Zack!
(on the boat)
Phil: Ah, here's the money! Okay, 8-Ball, I..... Oh shit!
Yardie: Hey, that mon steal our money!
(phil starts driving)
Phil: Shoot, boy!!!
8-Ball: I'm shooting, I'm shooting!
(when phil goes on the ramp with explosive barrels, and explodes)
Phil: LOOOUUUUIISSEEEEE! Yee haw! Yeah! Woo! Looks like we're.... aw no, a helicopter! BRING IT DOWN, BRING IT DOWN!
(when the boat gets to the destnation)
Phil: I better gets these babies to a safe place. See ya later, partner!
Toni Mission 6: Freaking With the Forellis
Boss: Toni Cipirani
Characters: 8-Ball, Toni Cipriani
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family
Location: Mamma's Resturant, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $3000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: When Stuff Goes Wrong (Joey)
Objectives:
* Drive to Marco's Bistro at Saint Mark's.
* Go inside, and kill all the Forellis inside.
* Grab some explosives from the closet.
* Plant the explosives.
* Run! Get out of the Bistro!
Script:
Toni: Hey, 8-Ball! Alright, time to hit the Forellis hard! I'm telling you, nobody messes with Salvatore, Ma, or Toni Cipriani!
8-Ball: Yeah, yeah I hear that, so what do we do now?
Toni: Well, good job of taking care of Claude. Now, Sal will rest peacefully now that he's dead.
8-Ball: I'm glad he's happy now.
Toni: Indeed! So, now to get revenge on Ma's killers! We're gonna trash the Saint Mark's Bistro! No, not just kill everyone in there, but we're gonna destroy it! The Bistro is their main characters, maybe their leader is in there. C'mon, let's go!
(in the car)
Toni: This is gonna decrease the Forelli empire deeply! Let's go get those assholes!
(at the Bistro)
Toni: C'mon! Let's get in there, and teach the Forellis a lesson!
(once the bistro is clear)
Toni: Wow! I'm back! I'm back from the dead, baby! I'm strong again! I'm sure Sal is happy. Now, there are explosives in the closet.
8-Ball: Wait, how did you know there were explosives in the closet?
Toni: I..... I have no idea.
(once you grab the explosives)
Toni: Plant them quick! More Forellis maybe coming!
8-Ball: That's what she said!
Toni: Oh you got me!
(once the explosives are planted)
Toni: RUN!
(once the Bistro is destroyed)
Toni: YES! We did it, 8-Ball! The Forellis had their payback! That's what you get for killing my mom, you uncle fuckers! HA HA HA! Great job, 8-Ball! I owe you one!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hmm?
Joey: 8-Ball, it's Joey! We have problems! BIG PROBLEMS! C'mon on down to the hotel.
(after mission news alert)
News Lady: Gang wars descended on Portland today, as the destruction of the Marco's Bistro that was in Saint Mark's. The Bistro was owned by the mafia family, the Forelli Family. The Leone Family is thought to be responsible. Although we went to see the leader at the Gentleman's Club in Portland Beach, all there was, were the Triads, and the Diablos. More info later on LCN.
Characters: 8-Ball, Toni Cipriani
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family
Location: Mamma's Resturant, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $3000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: When Stuff Goes Wrong (Joey)
Objectives:
* Drive to Marco's Bistro at Saint Mark's.
* Go inside, and kill all the Forellis inside.
* Grab some explosives from the closet.
* Plant the explosives.
* Run! Get out of the Bistro!
Script:
Toni: Hey, 8-Ball! Alright, time to hit the Forellis hard! I'm telling you, nobody messes with Salvatore, Ma, or Toni Cipriani!
8-Ball: Yeah, yeah I hear that, so what do we do now?
Toni: Well, good job of taking care of Claude. Now, Sal will rest peacefully now that he's dead.
8-Ball: I'm glad he's happy now.
Toni: Indeed! So, now to get revenge on Ma's killers! We're gonna trash the Saint Mark's Bistro! No, not just kill everyone in there, but we're gonna destroy it! The Bistro is their main characters, maybe their leader is in there. C'mon, let's go!
(in the car)
Toni: This is gonna decrease the Forelli empire deeply! Let's go get those assholes!
(at the Bistro)
Toni: C'mon! Let's get in there, and teach the Forellis a lesson!
(once the bistro is clear)
Toni: Wow! I'm back! I'm back from the dead, baby! I'm strong again! I'm sure Sal is happy. Now, there are explosives in the closet.
8-Ball: Wait, how did you know there were explosives in the closet?
Toni: I..... I have no idea.
(once you grab the explosives)
Toni: Plant them quick! More Forellis maybe coming!
8-Ball: That's what she said!
Toni: Oh you got me!
(once the explosives are planted)
Toni: RUN!
(once the Bistro is destroyed)
Toni: YES! We did it, 8-Ball! The Forellis had their payback! That's what you get for killing my mom, you uncle fuckers! HA HA HA! Great job, 8-Ball! I owe you one!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hmm?
Joey: 8-Ball, it's Joey! We have problems! BIG PROBLEMS! C'mon on down to the hotel.
(after mission news alert)
News Lady: Gang wars descended on Portland today, as the destruction of the Marco's Bistro that was in Saint Mark's. The Bistro was owned by the mafia family, the Forelli Family. The Leone Family is thought to be responsible. Although we went to see the leader at the Gentleman's Club in Portland Beach, all there was, were the Triads, and the Diablos. More info later on LCN.
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Toni Mission 5: Revenge to the End!
Boss: Toni Cipriani
Characters: 8-Ball, Toni Cipriani
Gangs: Leone Family
Location: Ma's Resturant, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $3400 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Freaking with the Forellis (Toni), This Town Ain't Big Enough (Phil)
Objectives:
* Quickly drive to Francis International, and destroy the van Claude is inside which would kill him!
Script:
8-Ball: Toni?
Toni: 8-Ball you made it! Okay, this is our one chance to kill Claude! He's driving to the Airport right now! He's getting a plane to Anywhere City! Quick go! GO!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Huh?
Phil: Yo, it's Phil! I might need some help from you if you want. I'll be at the warehouse.
Characters: 8-Ball, Toni Cipriani
Gangs: Leone Family
Location: Ma's Resturant, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $3400 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Freaking with the Forellis (Toni), This Town Ain't Big Enough (Phil)
Objectives:
* Quickly drive to Francis International, and destroy the van Claude is inside which would kill him!
Script:
8-Ball: Toni?
Toni: 8-Ball you made it! Okay, this is our one chance to kill Claude! He's driving to the Airport right now! He's getting a plane to Anywhere City! Quick go! GO!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Huh?
Phil: Yo, it's Phil! I might need some help from you if you want. I'll be at the warehouse.
Berkley Mission 3: X-Cartel
Boss: Berkley
Characters: 8-Ball, Berkley (voice)
Gangs: Colombian Cartel
Location: Berkley RC, Pike Creek, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $4200
Unlock Missions: N/A
Objectives:
* Use an RC Plane to destroy a Cartel hideout in Harwood, you have until <3> to destroy it.
Script:
8-Ball: Berkley?
Berkley (voice): Zero is working for the Colombian Cartel! He's using them as spies! The Cartel already destroyed my pleasent car! We'll show them! Use the RC Plane in that van to destroy the Cartel hideout in Harwood. This will be the last thing I need from you, for now.
Characters: 8-Ball, Berkley (voice)
Gangs: Colombian Cartel
Location: Berkley RC, Pike Creek, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $4200
Unlock Missions: N/A
Objectives:
* Use an RC Plane to destroy a Cartel hideout in Harwood, you have until <3> to destroy it.
Script:
8-Ball: Berkley?
Berkley (voice): Zero is working for the Colombian Cartel! He's using them as spies! The Cartel already destroyed my pleasent car! We'll show them! Use the RC Plane in that van to destroy the Cartel hideout in Harwood. This will be the last thing I need from you, for now.
Berkley Mission 2: Strike Air
Boss: Berkley
Characters: 8-Ball, Berkley (voice)
Gangs: None
Reward: $5000
Location: Berkley RC, Pike Creek, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Unlock Missions: X-Cartel (Berkley)
Objectives:
* Use the mounted mini-gun to destroy all incoming planes.
Script:
Berkley (voice): 8-Ball! Incoming planes from Zero! He knows what we did!
8-Ball: You mean what I did?
Berkley: Whatever, he's launching a counter-attack all the way from San Fierro, SA! I dunno how he did it, but we'll do our best! I have some power generators on the roof, make sure they don't get destroyed!
Characters: 8-Ball, Berkley (voice)
Gangs: None
Reward: $5000
Location: Berkley RC, Pike Creek, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Unlock Missions: X-Cartel (Berkley)
Objectives:
* Use the mounted mini-gun to destroy all incoming planes.
Script:
Berkley (voice): 8-Ball! Incoming planes from Zero! He knows what we did!
8-Ball: You mean what I did?
Berkley: Whatever, he's launching a counter-attack all the way from San Fierro, SA! I dunno how he did it, but we'll do our best! I have some power generators on the roof, make sure they don't get destroyed!
Friday, October 8, 2010
Berkley Mission 1: Bombs Away!
Boss: Berkley
Characters: 8-Ball, Berkley (voice)
Gangs: Uptown Yardies
Location: Berkley RC, Pike Creek, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $2000
Unlock Missions: Strike Air (Berkley)
Objectives:
* Get to an TOYZ Van near the Construction Site.
* Use the helicopter to put bombs on a few barrels, so the building can explode, but you have 6 minutes.
Script:
(outside the RC Shop)
Berkley: Halt who goes there!
8-Ball: I'm 8-Ball, the guy who you called?
Berkley: Oh yeah? Well, I need your help.
8-Ball: What is it? As long as I get paid!
Berkley: Well.... this building is getting build, and it's getting owned by my arch enemy, Zero! This place is getting build for him as a second RC Shop. He's from San Fierro, and he ran me out of town! There is a van near the construction site, and Zero hired the Yardies to guard. Destroy the building, and end this!
Characters: 8-Ball, Berkley (voice)
Gangs: Uptown Yardies
Location: Berkley RC, Pike Creek, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $2000
Unlock Missions: Strike Air (Berkley)
Objectives:
* Get to an TOYZ Van near the Construction Site.
* Use the helicopter to put bombs on a few barrels, so the building can explode, but you have 6 minutes.
Script:
(outside the RC Shop)
Berkley: Halt who goes there!
8-Ball: I'm 8-Ball, the guy who you called?
Berkley: Oh yeah? Well, I need your help.
8-Ball: What is it? As long as I get paid!
Berkley: Well.... this building is getting build, and it's getting owned by my arch enemy, Zero! This place is getting build for him as a second RC Shop. He's from San Fierro, and he ran me out of town! There is a van near the construction site, and Zero hired the Yardies to guard. Destroy the building, and end this!
Maria Mission 4: Maria Knows Best!
Boss: Maria Latore
Characters: 8-Ball, Maria Latore, Claude Speed
Gangs: None
Location: Claude's Apartment, Witcha Gardens, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $1500 Respect +; Colt Python avaiable at Ammu-Nation
Unlock Missions: Revenge to the End (Toni) [after the mission Ma]
Objectives:
* Kill all hitman.
Script:
Maria: C'mon, Claude! Would I ever betray you?
(Claude shakes his head yes)
Maria: No I wouldn't! C'mon, let's go do it, baby! C'mon!
(Claude shakes his head no)
Maria: Please?! C'mon, Claude! I can't live without you! You saved my life from your ex-girlfriend! Please?!
(Claude pulls up the middle finger, and walks away. 8-Ball comes through the door, and while Claude is coming through, he shoves him, also Maria starts crying)
8-Ball: What's wrong, Maria?
Maria: *sniff* Oh, what have I gone wrong, 8-Ball? *cries*
8-Ball: What happened? C'mon, I'm your friend, you can tell me anything!
Maria: Well..... it's Claude!
8-Ball: What about him?
Maria: Well..... he knew I was going out with other guys.
8-Ball: C'mon, Maria! Don't be whore, babe! No wonder he left you!
Maria: Well.... it's not just that!
8-Ball: What else is it?
Maria: He sent hitman to kill me!
8-Ball: Alright, well I know you did a bad thing for Claude, but hitman? That's going way to far! Don't worry Maria! I'll protect you!
Maria: They're on their way right now! If you hurry, you can kill them all. Before Claude left, he left some of his things behind. There's an SMG, an AK, and a Python in the closet. Please save me, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Okay.
(once the hitman are dead, phone rings)
Maria: 8-Ball! Thank you! Thank you very much!
8-Ball: No problem, nice helping a friend! Listen, I have a convestion to make.
Maria: Is it that smoking hot Toni Cipriani ask you to do business with me so you can kill Claude? Don't worry, I gave him a call when me and him were fighting. I wanted to go back with him. I'm a Leone girl! I've always been! Always will be! Get Toni, and you to kill him! Good luck, 8-Ball! You're a true friend, and I love you!
8-Ball: Thanks, Maria! I'll speak to ya later!
Characters: 8-Ball, Maria Latore, Claude Speed
Gangs: None
Location: Claude's Apartment, Witcha Gardens, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $1500 Respect +; Colt Python avaiable at Ammu-Nation
Unlock Missions: Revenge to the End (Toni) [after the mission Ma]
Objectives:
* Kill all hitman.
Script:
Maria: C'mon, Claude! Would I ever betray you?
(Claude shakes his head yes)
Maria: No I wouldn't! C'mon, let's go do it, baby! C'mon!
(Claude shakes his head no)
Maria: Please?! C'mon, Claude! I can't live without you! You saved my life from your ex-girlfriend! Please?!
(Claude pulls up the middle finger, and walks away. 8-Ball comes through the door, and while Claude is coming through, he shoves him, also Maria starts crying)
8-Ball: What's wrong, Maria?
Maria: *sniff* Oh, what have I gone wrong, 8-Ball? *cries*
8-Ball: What happened? C'mon, I'm your friend, you can tell me anything!
Maria: Well..... it's Claude!
8-Ball: What about him?
Maria: Well..... he knew I was going out with other guys.
8-Ball: C'mon, Maria! Don't be whore, babe! No wonder he left you!
Maria: Well.... it's not just that!
8-Ball: What else is it?
Maria: He sent hitman to kill me!
8-Ball: Alright, well I know you did a bad thing for Claude, but hitman? That's going way to far! Don't worry Maria! I'll protect you!
Maria: They're on their way right now! If you hurry, you can kill them all. Before Claude left, he left some of his things behind. There's an SMG, an AK, and a Python in the closet. Please save me, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Okay.
(once the hitman are dead, phone rings)
Maria: 8-Ball! Thank you! Thank you very much!
8-Ball: No problem, nice helping a friend! Listen, I have a convestion to make.
Maria: Is it that smoking hot Toni Cipriani ask you to do business with me so you can kill Claude? Don't worry, I gave him a call when me and him were fighting. I wanted to go back with him. I'm a Leone girl! I've always been! Always will be! Get Toni, and you to kill him! Good luck, 8-Ball! You're a true friend, and I love you!
8-Ball: Thanks, Maria! I'll speak to ya later!
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Maria Mission 3: 8-Ball is Last
Boss: Maria Latore
Characters: 8-Ball, Maria Latore
Gangs: Colombian Cartel, Uptown Yardies
Reward: $700 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Maria Knows Best (Maria), Bombs Away! (?)
Objectives:
* Get into the TOYZ van behind the apartment building.
* Use the RC Plane to ruin the deal between the Cartel, and Yardies.
Script:
(8-Ball finds a note on the table)
Maria (voice): 8-Ball, me, and Claude went out for a bit. No it is not the Sex Shop located Pike Creek, so don't think that, alright? I'm.... uhhh, I need make up. Anyways the Cartel, and the Yardies have a deal going on in Newport. There's an RC Plane in the TOYZ van behind the apartment that we bought at an RC Shop. Ruin that deal, but remember, you have limited amount of planes. I save my cash for the time I really need it! I'm no hooker, I'm not that rich! Oh, my mistake hookers aren't really rich. Maria.
(after mission phone-call)
8-Ball: Hello?
????: You 8-Ball, right?
8-Ball: Yeah, who's this?
????: That's not important. I own an RC Shop that's in Pike Creek. Come on down if you want a good deal!
Characters: 8-Ball, Maria Latore
Gangs: Colombian Cartel, Uptown Yardies
Reward: $700 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Maria Knows Best (Maria), Bombs Away! (?)
Objectives:
* Get into the TOYZ van behind the apartment building.
* Use the RC Plane to ruin the deal between the Cartel, and Yardies.
Script:
(8-Ball finds a note on the table)
Maria (voice): 8-Ball, me, and Claude went out for a bit. No it is not the Sex Shop located Pike Creek, so don't think that, alright? I'm.... uhhh, I need make up. Anyways the Cartel, and the Yardies have a deal going on in Newport. There's an RC Plane in the TOYZ van behind the apartment that we bought at an RC Shop. Ruin that deal, but remember, you have limited amount of planes. I save my cash for the time I really need it! I'm no hooker, I'm not that rich! Oh, my mistake hookers aren't really rich. Maria.
(after mission phone-call)
8-Ball: Hello?
????: You 8-Ball, right?
8-Ball: Yeah, who's this?
????: That's not important. I own an RC Shop that's in Pike Creek. Come on down if you want a good deal!
Maria Mission 2: Liberty Race: Round Two
Boss: Maria Latore
Characters: 8-Ball, Maria Latore, Claude, Mayor Miles O'Donovan, Chu-Chi Lolk, Carl Anderson
Gangs: Yakuza, Southside Hoods
Reward: $5000
Location: Claude's Apartment, Witcha Gardens, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Unlock Missions: 8-Ball Is Last (Maria)
Objectives:
* Grab a sport's car.
* Head to the starting line in front of the Elevator Bridge.
* Win first prize in the Shoreside Vale race.
Script:
(the bedroom door is closed)
Maria: Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's it!
8-Ball: Maria?
Maria: Oh, I can't talk right now, 8-Ball sweetheart!
8-Ball: Alright, fine.
Maria: Wait! There's a street racing tornament going around town today, they only accept motor cars, like Cheetahs, Comets, Stingers. Find a sports car, and try to win Liberty City Street Racing currently in Shoreside Vale. The starting line is over between the Elevator Bridge, and Francis International. Claude is waiting for you over there, you are racing against him, and two other oppoants.
8-Ball: Wait, Claude is there? Then who's in there..... You know what, forget it!
(at the starting line)
Mayor O'Donovan: Hello, street racing fans! I'm Mayor O'Donovan, coming to you live from Francis International! Our compution is Chu-Chi Lolk of the Yakuzas! Next we have Carl Anderson of Southside Hoods! Then we have Claude, who's repusenting no gang! Then we have our compution winner, 8-Ball of the Leones! Now, racers, start your engines!
(the end of the race)
Mayor O'Donovan: And the winner is.....
Characters: 8-Ball, Maria Latore, Claude, Mayor Miles O'Donovan, Chu-Chi Lolk, Carl Anderson
Gangs: Yakuza, Southside Hoods
Reward: $5000
Location: Claude's Apartment, Witcha Gardens, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Unlock Missions: 8-Ball Is Last (Maria)
Objectives:
* Grab a sport's car.
* Head to the starting line in front of the Elevator Bridge.
* Win first prize in the Shoreside Vale race.
Script:
(the bedroom door is closed)
Maria: Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's it!
8-Ball: Maria?
Maria: Oh, I can't talk right now, 8-Ball sweetheart!
8-Ball: Alright, fine.
Maria: Wait! There's a street racing tornament going around town today, they only accept motor cars, like Cheetahs, Comets, Stingers. Find a sports car, and try to win Liberty City Street Racing currently in Shoreside Vale. The starting line is over between the Elevator Bridge, and Francis International. Claude is waiting for you over there, you are racing against him, and two other oppoants.
8-Ball: Wait, Claude is there? Then who's in there..... You know what, forget it!
(at the starting line)
Mayor O'Donovan: Hello, street racing fans! I'm Mayor O'Donovan, coming to you live from Francis International! Our compution is Chu-Chi Lolk of the Yakuzas! Next we have Carl Anderson of Southside Hoods! Then we have Claude, who's repusenting no gang! Then we have our compution winner, 8-Ball of the Leones! Now, racers, start your engines!
(the end of the race)
Mayor O'Donovan: And the winner is.....
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Maria Mission 1: Sal's Girl
Boss: Maria Latore
Characters: 8-Ball, Maria Latore, Claude, Chico
Gangs: None
Location: Claude's Apartment, Witcha Gardens, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $1000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Liberty Race: Round Two (Maria)
Objectives:
* Steal a police car.
* Go to the Police Station in Newport (you need the car in order to go inside the gates)
* Steal the Enforcer that hold Chico.
* Four star wanted level. Drop Chico off at the Gas Station in Harwood.
* Take the Enforcer to the Crusher in Harwood.
Script:
(8-Ball knocks on the door but it's opened, it's quiet)
8-Ball: Hello? Anybody home? Yo, my man, it's 8-Ball!
(Claude walks out with an M4)
8-Ball: AAAH! Oh, man you scared me! How ya doin? Long time no see!
Maria: Who are you, and what do you want?!
8-Ball: It's me, 8-Ball! I worked with this guy.
Maria: Really? Were you one of those Leone scumbags?
8-Ball: No, no! I work for the Leones, but.... uhh...... I am a neutral guy, ya know? I worked with the Yakuza before.
Maria: Hmmm.... tell me how you are in bed?
(Claude makes a face at Maria)
Maria: Woops, sorry! I meant to say.... tell me how you are at driving?
8-Ball: Pretty good!
Maria: Only pretty good, huh? I'll tell ya what? My friend Chico got arrested today, and is dropping him off at the police station in Newport. Go steal a police car, get inside the parking lot of the station, and go take him to the Gas Station in Harwood, huh? He works there. Also, take the car somewhere to smash or something? What was that place again?
8-Ball: The crusher?
Maria: Yeah, the crusher! Take it there. You're our bitch now, baby! Go do it!
8-Ball: Fine, whatever!
(8-Ball picks up Chico)
Chico: Huh? Who the fuck are you, amigo?
8-Ball: A friend of Maria's. I was told to rescue you.
Chico: Bless you, amigo! Take me to the Gas Station in Harwood!
(when the cops come)
Chico: Shit! The cops! Get us outta here, holms!
(at the station)
Chico: Thanks, holms! Good luck taking care of the cops!
Characters: 8-Ball, Maria Latore, Claude, Chico
Gangs: None
Location: Claude's Apartment, Witcha Gardens, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $1000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Liberty Race: Round Two (Maria)
Objectives:
* Steal a police car.
* Go to the Police Station in Newport (you need the car in order to go inside the gates)
* Steal the Enforcer that hold Chico.
* Four star wanted level. Drop Chico off at the Gas Station in Harwood.
* Take the Enforcer to the Crusher in Harwood.
Script:
(8-Ball knocks on the door but it's opened, it's quiet)
8-Ball: Hello? Anybody home? Yo, my man, it's 8-Ball!
(Claude walks out with an M4)
8-Ball: AAAH! Oh, man you scared me! How ya doin? Long time no see!
Maria: Who are you, and what do you want?!
8-Ball: It's me, 8-Ball! I worked with this guy.
Maria: Really? Were you one of those Leone scumbags?
8-Ball: No, no! I work for the Leones, but.... uhh...... I am a neutral guy, ya know? I worked with the Yakuza before.
Maria: Hmmm.... tell me how you are in bed?
(Claude makes a face at Maria)
Maria: Woops, sorry! I meant to say.... tell me how you are at driving?
8-Ball: Pretty good!
Maria: Only pretty good, huh? I'll tell ya what? My friend Chico got arrested today, and is dropping him off at the police station in Newport. Go steal a police car, get inside the parking lot of the station, and go take him to the Gas Station in Harwood, huh? He works there. Also, take the car somewhere to smash or something? What was that place again?
8-Ball: The crusher?
Maria: Yeah, the crusher! Take it there. You're our bitch now, baby! Go do it!
8-Ball: Fine, whatever!
(8-Ball picks up Chico)
Chico: Huh? Who the fuck are you, amigo?
8-Ball: A friend of Maria's. I was told to rescue you.
Chico: Bless you, amigo! Take me to the Gas Station in Harwood!
(when the cops come)
Chico: Shit! The cops! Get us outta here, holms!
(at the station)
Chico: Thanks, holms! Good luck taking care of the cops!
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Toni Mission 4: Ma
Boss: Toni Cipriani
Characters: 8-Ball, Toni Cipriani
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family
Reward: $2100 Respect +
Location: Toni's House, Cedar Grove, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Unlock Missions: Revenge to the End (Toni) [after completing missions with Maria]
Objectives:
* Drive to Ma's Restaurant at Saint Mark's.
* Go inside, and take out all the Forelli members.
Script:
8-Ball: Toni!
Toni: 8-Ball! Okay! I had enough of this! I need to go home!
8-Ball: Aren't you home now?
Toni: No, I mean, home home.
8-Ball: Aren't you home home?
Toni: NO! Ma's Resturant at Saint Mark's!
8-Ball: Ah! Now I know what you mean!
Toni: Yes! Since Ma died, some gang is taking over her restaurant! I need to get it back! C'mon! You have guns right?
8-Ball: Well, I.... here take this AK. Let's kick some what-ever gang asses!
(in the car)
Toni: It's either the Forellis, or the Triads, I kicked both their asses before!
8-Ball: How would you know?
Toni: I know everything! Well, my Ma said I know nothing.
8-Ball: Why didn't your mom love you?
Toni: I dunno. Something ain't quite right.
8-Ball: I hear ya, man.
Toni: Man, Saint Mark's is a long drive!
8-Ball: No worries, man! We'll be there in no time!
(at the restaurant)
Toni: It's the Forellis! They're taking over! C'mon, 8-Ball! We're taking this house back!
(when the Forellis in the first floor are finished)
Toni: Those mother fuckers! I hope they didn't threw-up on the bar! C'mon, second floor!
(when you get to Ma's Room)
Toni: Ma!
(when the Forellis are finished)
Toni: Oh dear, Ma! Your room, full of Forelli germs! I'll clean this place up good!
(they meet outside)
Toni: Thanks, 8-Ball! I owe you one!
8-Ball: No problem, man! Anything for my good friend Toni Cipriani!
Toni: Thanks! Listen, I have a few stuff to clean up here! Come back later, will ya?
Characters: 8-Ball, Toni Cipriani
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family
Reward: $2100 Respect +
Location: Toni's House, Cedar Grove, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Unlock Missions: Revenge to the End (Toni) [after completing missions with Maria]
Objectives:
* Drive to Ma's Restaurant at Saint Mark's.
* Go inside, and take out all the Forelli members.
Script:
8-Ball: Toni!
Toni: 8-Ball! Okay! I had enough of this! I need to go home!
8-Ball: Aren't you home now?
Toni: No, I mean, home home.
8-Ball: Aren't you home home?
Toni: NO! Ma's Resturant at Saint Mark's!
8-Ball: Ah! Now I know what you mean!
Toni: Yes! Since Ma died, some gang is taking over her restaurant! I need to get it back! C'mon! You have guns right?
8-Ball: Well, I.... here take this AK. Let's kick some what-ever gang asses!
(in the car)
Toni: It's either the Forellis, or the Triads, I kicked both their asses before!
8-Ball: How would you know?
Toni: I know everything! Well, my Ma said I know nothing.
8-Ball: Why didn't your mom love you?
Toni: I dunno. Something ain't quite right.
8-Ball: I hear ya, man.
Toni: Man, Saint Mark's is a long drive!
8-Ball: No worries, man! We'll be there in no time!
(at the restaurant)
Toni: It's the Forellis! They're taking over! C'mon, 8-Ball! We're taking this house back!
(when the Forellis in the first floor are finished)
Toni: Those mother fuckers! I hope they didn't threw-up on the bar! C'mon, second floor!
(when you get to Ma's Room)
Toni: Ma!
(when the Forellis are finished)
Toni: Oh dear, Ma! Your room, full of Forelli germs! I'll clean this place up good!
(they meet outside)
Toni: Thanks, 8-Ball! I owe you one!
8-Ball: No problem, man! Anything for my good friend Toni Cipriani!
Toni: Thanks! Listen, I have a few stuff to clean up here! Come back later, will ya?
Toni Mission 3: Steal the Peace
Boss: Toni Cipriani
Characters: 8-Ball, Toni Cipriani, Yuka Kasen
Gangs: Leone Family, Yakuza, Southside Hoods
Location: Toni's House, Cedar Grove, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $3000 Respect +; Yakuza Disguise at Wardrobe
Unlock Missions: Ma (Toni)
Objectives:
* Get to the Yakuza Casino.
* Defend the casino against the Hoods.
Script:
Toni: Okay, so you said we were in peace with the Yakuza, right?
8-Ball: Yeah?
Toni: Well, I don't suppose they'll trust me though. I used to kill a lot of them, but just business though.
8-Ball: So, we're also in peace with the Hoods, so if I defend the Yakuza base against the Hoods, they'll know I ripped them off!
Toni: Who cares? Who needs an alliance anyway? The Leones are a free mafia! Nobody is taking that away!
8-Ball: Wow Toni! You really care about the Leones that much huh?
Toni: Salvatore made me a made man! I must repay him!
8-Ball: This is Joey's orders! Look, man I know you hated the Yakuza, but we need them, and the Hoods to defeat the Diablos, Triads, Forellis, and Demon Frogs!
Toni: That reminds me, I heard the Forellis are trying to get in peace with the Triads, and Diablos, but not the Demon Frogs though.
8-Ball: Alright, so I'm going to the Yakuza casino, and try to defend their base. I might have an idea of what to do.
Toni: I'm coming with you!
8-Ball: No!
Toni: Why the fuck not?
8-Ball: Because..... you said the Yakuzas don't trust you right? So, you stay, and....... watch the house!
Toni: Okay fine!
(at the casino)
8-Ball: Yuka!
Yuka: 8-Ball, sweetheart!
8-Ball: No time now! The Southside Hoods are on their way here right now, and killing you!
Yuka: Oh dear!
8-Ball: Don't worry, I'm gonna help defend the casino. Although the bad news is, us Leones are in peace with the Hoods, so I need a diguise.
Yuka: Don't worry! I know just what to do!
Characters: 8-Ball, Toni Cipriani, Yuka Kasen
Gangs: Leone Family, Yakuza, Southside Hoods
Location: Toni's House, Cedar Grove, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $3000 Respect +; Yakuza Disguise at Wardrobe
Unlock Missions: Ma (Toni)
Objectives:
* Get to the Yakuza Casino.
* Defend the casino against the Hoods.
Script:
Toni: Okay, so you said we were in peace with the Yakuza, right?
8-Ball: Yeah?
Toni: Well, I don't suppose they'll trust me though. I used to kill a lot of them, but just business though.
8-Ball: So, we're also in peace with the Hoods, so if I defend the Yakuza base against the Hoods, they'll know I ripped them off!
Toni: Who cares? Who needs an alliance anyway? The Leones are a free mafia! Nobody is taking that away!
8-Ball: Wow Toni! You really care about the Leones that much huh?
Toni: Salvatore made me a made man! I must repay him!
8-Ball: This is Joey's orders! Look, man I know you hated the Yakuza, but we need them, and the Hoods to defeat the Diablos, Triads, Forellis, and Demon Frogs!
Toni: That reminds me, I heard the Forellis are trying to get in peace with the Triads, and Diablos, but not the Demon Frogs though.
8-Ball: Alright, so I'm going to the Yakuza casino, and try to defend their base. I might have an idea of what to do.
Toni: I'm coming with you!
8-Ball: No!
Toni: Why the fuck not?
8-Ball: Because..... you said the Yakuzas don't trust you right? So, you stay, and....... watch the house!
Toni: Okay fine!
(at the casino)
8-Ball: Yuka!
Yuka: 8-Ball, sweetheart!
8-Ball: No time now! The Southside Hoods are on their way here right now, and killing you!
Yuka: Oh dear!
8-Ball: Don't worry, I'm gonna help defend the casino. Although the bad news is, us Leones are in peace with the Hoods, so I need a diguise.
Yuka: Don't worry! I know just what to do!
Friday, October 1, 2010
Toni Mission 2: Don't Spill the Beans
Boss: Toni Cipriani
Characters: 8-Ball, Toni Cipriani, Johnny
Gangs: Leone Family, Southside Hoods
Location: Toni's House, Cedar Grove, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $1000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Steal the Peace (Toni)
Objectives:
* Get to the Hood's secret outpost inside the Cochrane Dam.
* Find a high-ranking Hoods member named Johnny inside the dam, but don't get spotted.
* Spy on Johnny in the meeting room in the dam.
* Escape the Hoods outpost without getting spotted.
Script:
(Toni is lifting weights)
8-Ball: Toni?
(the weight falls on Toni)
Toni: AAAAAAH! God damnit, 8-Ball! Do that again, and I'll kill ya!
8-Ball: Sorry about that.
Toni: JUST FUCKING HELP ME!
(8-Ball takes the weight off Toni)
Toni: Ugggghhh! What the hell is wrong with you? You know I get startled when I am consintrating!
8-Ball: Sorry, Toni!
Toni: Aaarrgh! No matter. While you're taking care of Claude, I'm getting to think that the Hoods are hiding something. They must be planning something. They have a secret outpost in Cochrane Dam. Try to get inside, and spy on their high-ranking leader named Johnny. I'll plan something for later.
(if you get spotteded in the dam)
Hoods: Intruder! (alarm goes off)
(in the meeting room)
Johnny: Hello fellow Hoods. I'm here to say we've got big problems right now. While we were spying on the Forellis, without warn they've launched a huge squad in Liberty City. The Forellis are as strong as ever! Meanwhile the Leones are having conflict with the Diablos, and the Triads. Also the Yakuza are having a hugh conflict with the Cartel. We need to get peace in this city. I'm gonna sent hitman to kill the Yakuza leader, because they're stealing our businesses.
Hoods: Why the Yakuza?
Johnny: Japs don't belong in Liberty! We've have peace with a great gang the Cartel. We don't know who the Yakuza leader is yet, but we've gotta do all our might to kick his ass!
(8-Ball gets a shocking look on his face)
(outside, 8-Ball calls Toni)
8-Ball: Toni? Hey, it's 8-Ball, mah man! Listen the Hoods are planning to eliminate the Yakuza leader. Us Leones are in peace with them now, we can't let this happen! I'll meet you at your place, and we'll work things out with this!
(8-Ball hangs up)
8-Ball: Oh, Yuka!
Characters: 8-Ball, Toni Cipriani, Johnny
Gangs: Leone Family, Southside Hoods
Location: Toni's House, Cedar Grove, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $1000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Steal the Peace (Toni)
Objectives:
* Get to the Hood's secret outpost inside the Cochrane Dam.
* Find a high-ranking Hoods member named Johnny inside the dam, but don't get spotted.
* Spy on Johnny in the meeting room in the dam.
* Escape the Hoods outpost without getting spotted.
Script:
(Toni is lifting weights)
8-Ball: Toni?
(the weight falls on Toni)
Toni: AAAAAAH! God damnit, 8-Ball! Do that again, and I'll kill ya!
8-Ball: Sorry about that.
Toni: JUST FUCKING HELP ME!
(8-Ball takes the weight off Toni)
Toni: Ugggghhh! What the hell is wrong with you? You know I get startled when I am consintrating!
8-Ball: Sorry, Toni!
Toni: Aaarrgh! No matter. While you're taking care of Claude, I'm getting to think that the Hoods are hiding something. They must be planning something. They have a secret outpost in Cochrane Dam. Try to get inside, and spy on their high-ranking leader named Johnny. I'll plan something for later.
(if you get spotteded in the dam)
Hoods: Intruder! (alarm goes off)
(in the meeting room)
Johnny: Hello fellow Hoods. I'm here to say we've got big problems right now. While we were spying on the Forellis, without warn they've launched a huge squad in Liberty City. The Forellis are as strong as ever! Meanwhile the Leones are having conflict with the Diablos, and the Triads. Also the Yakuza are having a hugh conflict with the Cartel. We need to get peace in this city. I'm gonna sent hitman to kill the Yakuza leader, because they're stealing our businesses.
Hoods: Why the Yakuza?
Johnny: Japs don't belong in Liberty! We've have peace with a great gang the Cartel. We don't know who the Yakuza leader is yet, but we've gotta do all our might to kick his ass!
(8-Ball gets a shocking look on his face)
(outside, 8-Ball calls Toni)
8-Ball: Toni? Hey, it's 8-Ball, mah man! Listen the Hoods are planning to eliminate the Yakuza leader. Us Leones are in peace with them now, we can't let this happen! I'll meet you at your place, and we'll work things out with this!
(8-Ball hangs up)
8-Ball: Oh, Yuka!
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Toni Mission 1: An Old Hero
Boss: Toni Cipriani
Characters: 8-Ball, Toni Cipriani
Gangs: Leone Family
Location: Toni's Place, Cedar Grove, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: None
Unlock Missions: Sal's Lady (Maria), Don't Spill the Beans (Toni)
Objectives:
* None, this is a cutscene mission.
Script:
(Toni is seen in his Fitness Room, using the treadmill)
8-Ball: Toni?
Toni: Huh? Oh, 8-Ball! (hops off) How ya doin?
8-Ball: Not much!
Toni: Good to see ya! Now, Joey sent you right?
8-Ball: He sure did!
Toni: Okay, so I'm following the revenge on two people I used to love, and care about.
8-Ball: Why do you need me? Your Toni Cipriani! You destroyed Fort Staunton, you weakened the Forellis, and the Sindaccos real hard! Why do you need me?
Toni: BECAUSE! I'm not what I'm used to. I moved in with my Ma, and kinda gained weight.
8-Ball: Well who's fault was that?
Toni: Shut up, 8-Ball! Now, the two people I'm getting revenge on. The first one, is this man that use to work for me, Joey, Luigi, and my boss Salvatore Leone. Well, you know Sal died, right?
8-Ball: Of course I do!
Toni: Well the problem is, I need to get revenge on that guy! His name is Claude, and he lives in the apartment in Witcha Gardens! Pretty stupid of him not to move, right? He made the biggest mistake of his life! He doesn't trust any Leone, but he might trust you. That's why I need you, to earn his trust. I'll let you know what to go from there once you earn his trust, alright?
8-Ball: What's the other revenge for the other person you cared about?
Toni: It's my Ma! She's..... dead! What a fool I was, she never thought I was a man. Except this one time when she knew I was a Made Man, but I don't know the person who killed her! Her last words were, if she really wanted me to be a man, then kill the person who killed her. She died after that! But, first thing's first, Sal! Go to Claude's place, and earn his trust. But don't try anything, buddy! He's friends with the Yakuza!
8-Ball: Oh no. Yuka!
Toni: Yuka? Who the fuck is Yuka?
8-Ball: Uhhh, just my girl friend. She doesn't work for the Yakuza if that's what you're thinking.
Toni: Alright! Good luck, 8-Ball! Come on back if you want work from me.
Characters: 8-Ball, Toni Cipriani
Gangs: Leone Family
Location: Toni's Place, Cedar Grove, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: None
Unlock Missions: Sal's Lady (Maria), Don't Spill the Beans (Toni)
Objectives:
* None, this is a cutscene mission.
Script:
(Toni is seen in his Fitness Room, using the treadmill)
8-Ball: Toni?
Toni: Huh? Oh, 8-Ball! (hops off) How ya doin?
8-Ball: Not much!
Toni: Good to see ya! Now, Joey sent you right?
8-Ball: He sure did!
Toni: Okay, so I'm following the revenge on two people I used to love, and care about.
8-Ball: Why do you need me? Your Toni Cipriani! You destroyed Fort Staunton, you weakened the Forellis, and the Sindaccos real hard! Why do you need me?
Toni: BECAUSE! I'm not what I'm used to. I moved in with my Ma, and kinda gained weight.
8-Ball: Well who's fault was that?
Toni: Shut up, 8-Ball! Now, the two people I'm getting revenge on. The first one, is this man that use to work for me, Joey, Luigi, and my boss Salvatore Leone. Well, you know Sal died, right?
8-Ball: Of course I do!
Toni: Well the problem is, I need to get revenge on that guy! His name is Claude, and he lives in the apartment in Witcha Gardens! Pretty stupid of him not to move, right? He made the biggest mistake of his life! He doesn't trust any Leone, but he might trust you. That's why I need you, to earn his trust. I'll let you know what to go from there once you earn his trust, alright?
8-Ball: What's the other revenge for the other person you cared about?
Toni: It's my Ma! She's..... dead! What a fool I was, she never thought I was a man. Except this one time when she knew I was a Made Man, but I don't know the person who killed her! Her last words were, if she really wanted me to be a man, then kill the person who killed her. She died after that! But, first thing's first, Sal! Go to Claude's place, and earn his trust. But don't try anything, buddy! He's friends with the Yakuza!
8-Ball: Oh no. Yuka!
Toni: Yuka? Who the fuck is Yuka?
8-Ball: Uhhh, just my girl friend. She doesn't work for the Yakuza if that's what you're thinking.
Toni: Alright! Good luck, 8-Ball! Come on back if you want work from me.
Phil Mission 5: Siclilian Madness
Boss: Phil Cassidy
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: Sicilian Mafia
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $3000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: N/A
Objectives:
* Get to the Construction Site in Witcha Gardens.
* Rescue Phil from the Sicilians before he dies.
* Take Phil to Luigi's Club.
Script:
(8-Ball's cell phone rings)
Phil: 8-Ball PICK UP!
8-Ball: I'm here, Phil!
Phil: Oh thank God, 8-Ball! These sons of bitches the Sicilians got me surrounded!
8-Ball: Where are you, man?
Phil: I'm at a Construction Site in Witcha Gardens! I'm gonna die if you don't get your ass over here now, boy!
8-Ball: Hang on, I'm coming!
(when 8-Ball reaches Phil, but Sicilians are still alive)
Phil: 8-BALL OVER HERE! AH SHIT!
(when the Sicilians are dead)
Phil: Woo hoo! That was badass shit back there, sonny!
8-Ball: You okay, Phil?
Phil: Yeah, I think I'm okay.
8-Ball: C'mon, let's get the fuck outta here!
(when they get to the car)
8-Ball: Want me to take you back to your place?
Phil: Nah, I need some action! Take me to your friend Luigi, will ya?
8-Ball: Whatever you say, man!
(when they get to Luigi's)
8-Ball: Tell Luigi I said "Hi" okay?
Phil: Sure thing, buddy! Let you know when I need more work, alright? Oh, and you have my respect, man, tell Joey that!
(after mission news)
News Lady: Police have been delayed today, when they were trying to get to the Construction Site in Witcha Gardens, as a war between the Sicilian Mafia, and an unknown gang, or person that took place there. Police were apologizing for their delay, on the testing of the new prototype they are using to end crimes forever! Stay tuned for more, on LCN.
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: Sicilian Mafia
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $3000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: N/A
Objectives:
* Get to the Construction Site in Witcha Gardens.
* Rescue Phil from the Sicilians before he dies.
* Take Phil to Luigi's Club.
Script:
(8-Ball's cell phone rings)
Phil: 8-Ball PICK UP!
8-Ball: I'm here, Phil!
Phil: Oh thank God, 8-Ball! These sons of bitches the Sicilians got me surrounded!
8-Ball: Where are you, man?
Phil: I'm at a Construction Site in Witcha Gardens! I'm gonna die if you don't get your ass over here now, boy!
8-Ball: Hang on, I'm coming!
(when 8-Ball reaches Phil, but Sicilians are still alive)
Phil: 8-BALL OVER HERE! AH SHIT!
(when the Sicilians are dead)
Phil: Woo hoo! That was badass shit back there, sonny!
8-Ball: You okay, Phil?
Phil: Yeah, I think I'm okay.
8-Ball: C'mon, let's get the fuck outta here!
(when they get to the car)
8-Ball: Want me to take you back to your place?
Phil: Nah, I need some action! Take me to your friend Luigi, will ya?
8-Ball: Whatever you say, man!
(when they get to Luigi's)
8-Ball: Tell Luigi I said "Hi" okay?
Phil: Sure thing, buddy! Let you know when I need more work, alright? Oh, and you have my respect, man, tell Joey that!
(after mission news)
News Lady: Police have been delayed today, when they were trying to get to the Construction Site in Witcha Gardens, as a war between the Sicilian Mafia, and an unknown gang, or person that took place there. Police were apologizing for their delay, on the testing of the new prototype they are using to end crimes forever! Stay tuned for more, on LCN.
Phil Mission 4: Boomshine Strikes Back
Boss: Phil Cassidy
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: None
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Sicilian Madness (Phil)
Objectives:
* Get Phil's Boomshine to his lockup in Pike Creek (before 3 minutes is up)
Script:
(8-Ball's cell phone rings)
8-Ball: Huh?
Phil: 8-Ball, it's Phil!
8-Ball: Where are you, homie?
Phil: Well that's not important. The Sicilians are after my boomshine! They're gonna be going to be there in about 3 minutes. Take my boomshine to my lockup in Pike Creek, before they find out it's gone! Go!
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: None
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Sicilian Madness (Phil)
Objectives:
* Get Phil's Boomshine to his lockup in Pike Creek (before 3 minutes is up)
Script:
(8-Ball's cell phone rings)
8-Ball: Huh?
Phil: 8-Ball, it's Phil!
8-Ball: Where are you, homie?
Phil: Well that's not important. The Sicilians are after my boomshine! They're gonna be going to be there in about 3 minutes. Take my boomshine to my lockup in Pike Creek, before they find out it's gone! Go!
Phil Mission 3: SPANK Da Port
Boss: Phil Cassidy
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: Uptown Yardies, Southside Hoods
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Boomshine Strikes Back (Phil)
Objectives:
* Head over to Atlantic Quays.
* Go on the Yardie ship that holds massive supply of SPANK.
* Head to the deal in with the Hoods in Newport.
Script:
8-Ball: Phil?
Phil: Hey, sonny! I got a great deal going on with the Hoods! The Yardies have a shipment of SPANK on one of their ships in Atlantic Quays. Go steal them from those sons of bitches, and go to the deal in Newport.
8-Ball: Isn't stealing wrong, Phil?
Phil: Ah, shut up! (kidding)
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: Uptown Yardies, Southside Hoods
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Boomshine Strikes Back (Phil)
Objectives:
* Head over to Atlantic Quays.
* Go on the Yardie ship that holds massive supply of SPANK.
* Head to the deal in with the Hoods in Newport.
Script:
8-Ball: Phil?
Phil: Hey, sonny! I got a great deal going on with the Hoods! The Yardies have a shipment of SPANK on one of their ships in Atlantic Quays. Go steal them from those sons of bitches, and go to the deal in Newport.
8-Ball: Isn't stealing wrong, Phil?
Phil: Ah, shut up! (kidding)
Phil Mission 2: Boy
Boss: Phil Cassidy
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: Sicilian Mafia
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Liberty City
Reward: $2000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: SPANK Da Port (Phil Cassidy)
Objectives:
* Pick up a package at Francis International Airport before the Sicilians get it.
* (If the package has been picked up by a Sicilian) Try to get the package before the Sicilian takes it to the helicopter based in Belleville Park.
* Take the package to Phil.
Script:
(phil is laying on the ground burping with bottles everwhere)
8-Ball: Phil?
Phil: Huh? Who.... who's there? Ah, the pool boy!
8-Ball: Pool boy?
Phil: Your name is 8-Ball isn't it?
8-Ball: Oh ha ha very funny. (sarcastic)
Phil: I'm sorry, 8-Ball! Really I am!
8-Ball: Sorry, for what?
Phil: Sorry for...... blowing off my arm!
8-Ball: What? You don't have to say sorry to me! I don't care about your arm!
Phil: Hey! (stands up) My right arm means soooo much to me, boy! There's so much I can't do, drive, handle a mini-gun, oh the fucking terror!
8-Ball: Uhh, dude, it's your left arm that's missing, not your right arm, buddy.
Phil: Huh? Wow, what do you know? My right arm magically came back, but my left arm disappeared! WOW! (phil grabs 8-Ball by the shoulders) Don't you know what this means?
8-Ball: That you're crazy?
Phil: NO! That a package is coming into the Airport, but...... Oh no! The Sicilians! They might get it! Go, boy, gimme that package! GO!
8-Ball: Alright, alright, damn!
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: Sicilian Mafia
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Liberty City
Reward: $2000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: SPANK Da Port (Phil Cassidy)
Objectives:
* Pick up a package at Francis International Airport before the Sicilians get it.
* (If the package has been picked up by a Sicilian) Try to get the package before the Sicilian takes it to the helicopter based in Belleville Park.
* Take the package to Phil.
Script:
(phil is laying on the ground burping with bottles everwhere)
8-Ball: Phil?
Phil: Huh? Who.... who's there? Ah, the pool boy!
8-Ball: Pool boy?
Phil: Your name is 8-Ball isn't it?
8-Ball: Oh ha ha very funny. (sarcastic)
Phil: I'm sorry, 8-Ball! Really I am!
8-Ball: Sorry, for what?
Phil: Sorry for...... blowing off my arm!
8-Ball: What? You don't have to say sorry to me! I don't care about your arm!
Phil: Hey! (stands up) My right arm means soooo much to me, boy! There's so much I can't do, drive, handle a mini-gun, oh the fucking terror!
8-Ball: Uhh, dude, it's your left arm that's missing, not your right arm, buddy.
Phil: Huh? Wow, what do you know? My right arm magically came back, but my left arm disappeared! WOW! (phil grabs 8-Ball by the shoulders) Don't you know what this means?
8-Ball: That you're crazy?
Phil: NO! That a package is coming into the Airport, but...... Oh no! The Sicilians! They might get it! Go, boy, gimme that package! GO!
8-Ball: Alright, alright, damn!
Monday, September 27, 2010
Phil Mission 1: One Armed Bandit
Boss: Phil Cassidy
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: Sicilian Mafia
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $1000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Boy (Phil Cassidy), Shoreside Vale opened, An Old Hero (Toni)
Objectives:
* Pick up a package at the allyway in Newport (near Toni Cipriani's Staunton Safehouse)
* Survive the Sicilian ambush, and get back to Phil's.
Script:
8-Ball: Hello? Anyone here? Hello?!
(Phil Cassidy shows up holding a gun at the back of his head)
Phil: What do you want boy?
8-Ball: I... I'm looking for Phil Cassidy?
Phil: Yeah, you looking for Phil Cassidy, possibly rob him, and possibly rape him too. I know your kind, boy.
8-Ball: Please, don't shoot. I was sent by Joey Leone.
Phil: Joey Leone... Joey Leone.... Nope, never heard of him! Now, you rappiest, let's take you to the vice!
(8-Ball flips Phil over and he lands on the ground)
8-Ball: What the hell is wrong with you?
Phil: HA HA HA HA HA HA! I'm kidding with you, man! Here help me up!
(8-Ball helps him up)
Phil: Good to see you, 8-Ball! Joey told me you were coming! HA HA HA! So, you want me to be on your side, eh?
8-Ball: Yeah, sure.
Phil: Well, I have many problems right now! You see, I have this large conflict with the Sicilians. They came back to Liberty around 2001 after the death of your beloved friend Salvatore Leone.
8-Ball: Oh really?
Phil: Yeah! They keep stealing mah guns, my money! And they shall pay, friend! Look, I just want you to do a few favors for me, and I'll be on your side! I can even sell mah shit to you! *burp* Sorry, that was possibly that taco I had earlier today. So, I want you to pick up a package for me. It's at an allyway in Newport, near the car park. Go pick it up, 8-Ball.
8-Ball: Alright, alright.
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Wuss up?
Joey: 8-Ball? Yeah, it's Joey!
8-Ball: Yeah, you need something?
Joey: Since Shoreside Vale just opened, there's an old friend I want you to see. You know Toni Cipriani right?
8-Ball: Yeah.
Joey: Well he might need guns like you! Meet him at his place in Cedar Grove!
(after mission news alert)
News Lady: Celebration at last! Gang wars have finally dug down in all of Liberty City! All services from Staunton Island to Shoreside Vale has reopened for business! Including the Elevator Bridge, the Subway, and Porter Road Tunnel! Although gang wars are still going on in the city. Police chief Rick Steins said, that they can handle all they could, to make sure no more gang wars go on in this city.
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: Sicilian Mafia
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $1000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Boy (Phil Cassidy), Shoreside Vale opened, An Old Hero (Toni)
Objectives:
* Pick up a package at the allyway in Newport (near Toni Cipriani's Staunton Safehouse)
* Survive the Sicilian ambush, and get back to Phil's.
Script:
8-Ball: Hello? Anyone here? Hello?!
(Phil Cassidy shows up holding a gun at the back of his head)
Phil: What do you want boy?
8-Ball: I... I'm looking for Phil Cassidy?
Phil: Yeah, you looking for Phil Cassidy, possibly rob him, and possibly rape him too. I know your kind, boy.
8-Ball: Please, don't shoot. I was sent by Joey Leone.
Phil: Joey Leone... Joey Leone.... Nope, never heard of him! Now, you rappiest, let's take you to the vice!
(8-Ball flips Phil over and he lands on the ground)
8-Ball: What the hell is wrong with you?
Phil: HA HA HA HA HA HA! I'm kidding with you, man! Here help me up!
(8-Ball helps him up)
Phil: Good to see you, 8-Ball! Joey told me you were coming! HA HA HA! So, you want me to be on your side, eh?
8-Ball: Yeah, sure.
Phil: Well, I have many problems right now! You see, I have this large conflict with the Sicilians. They came back to Liberty around 2001 after the death of your beloved friend Salvatore Leone.
8-Ball: Oh really?
Phil: Yeah! They keep stealing mah guns, my money! And they shall pay, friend! Look, I just want you to do a few favors for me, and I'll be on your side! I can even sell mah shit to you! *burp* Sorry, that was possibly that taco I had earlier today. So, I want you to pick up a package for me. It's at an allyway in Newport, near the car park. Go pick it up, 8-Ball.
8-Ball: Alright, alright.
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Wuss up?
Joey: 8-Ball? Yeah, it's Joey!
8-Ball: Yeah, you need something?
Joey: Since Shoreside Vale just opened, there's an old friend I want you to see. You know Toni Cipriani right?
8-Ball: Yeah.
Joey: Well he might need guns like you! Meet him at his place in Cedar Grove!
(after mission news alert)
News Lady: Celebration at last! Gang wars have finally dug down in all of Liberty City! All services from Staunton Island to Shoreside Vale has reopened for business! Including the Elevator Bridge, the Subway, and Porter Road Tunnel! Although gang wars are still going on in the city. Police chief Rick Steins said, that they can handle all they could, to make sure no more gang wars go on in this city.
Joey Mission 12: One Armed Bandit
Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone
Gangs: Leone Family
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: None
Unlock Missions: One Armed Bandit (Phil Cassidy)
Objectives:
(this is just a cutscene mission, to start the mission go see Phil Cassidy)
Script:
8-Ball: Yo, Mr. Leone, wussup?
Joey: Horrible! We don't have enough help! We have the Yakuza of course, but we need more help!
8-Ball: What do you suppose we do?
Joey: Hmmm, well I do know this man. He said he was from the army, and fought in a battle in Nicaragua. That's how we lost his arm. Some of us call him the One Armed Bandit! HA HA HA!
8-Ball: Yeah, very funny. So how's a one armed man from the army suppose to help us out?
Joey: Hey, this man knows how to handle a gun! Even with only one arm! He runs Phil Cassidy's Warehouse in Fort Staunton. That's his name Phil Cassidy. He loves Boomshine! Go ahead and see him. Hope to get him in our side!
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone
Gangs: Leone Family
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: None
Unlock Missions: One Armed Bandit (Phil Cassidy)
Objectives:
(this is just a cutscene mission, to start the mission go see Phil Cassidy)
Script:
8-Ball: Yo, Mr. Leone, wussup?
Joey: Horrible! We don't have enough help! We have the Yakuza of course, but we need more help!
8-Ball: What do you suppose we do?
Joey: Hmmm, well I do know this man. He said he was from the army, and fought in a battle in Nicaragua. That's how we lost his arm. Some of us call him the One Armed Bandit! HA HA HA!
8-Ball: Yeah, very funny. So how's a one armed man from the army suppose to help us out?
Joey: Hey, this man knows how to handle a gun! Even with only one arm! He runs Phil Cassidy's Warehouse in Fort Staunton. That's his name Phil Cassidy. He loves Boomshine! Go ahead and see him. Hope to get him in our side!
Richard Mission 13: Marked Cars
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family, Yakuza, Uptown Yardies, Colombian Cartel, Triads, Diablos, Demon Frogs
Location: Rockford Autos, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $1000 Respect +, Each gangcar stolen appears in the Autoshop
Unlock Missions: Car Hunt Assest
Objectives:
* Steal every gang car in Liberty (aside from the Southside Hoods)
Script:
Richard: We need gangcars, 8-Ball.
8-Ball: Pretty tough mission it sounds like.
Richard: Don't worry, you'll be fine. We need a Triad Fish Van, a Diablo Stallion, a Yakuza Stinger, a Yardie Lobo, a Forelli Express, a Frogger, and a Cartel Cruiser. Bring them here, and I'll make sure no gangs try to take them back.
(when the Diablo stallion is getting stolen)
Diablo: Hey! That's Diablo car, asshole!
(when Triad van getting stolen)
Triad: What the fuck?
(when Yardie Lobo getting stolen)
Yardie: Ah! You steal our shit again?
(when colombian car getting stolen)
Colombian: Hey, asshole! That Cartel car!
(when Forelli car getting stolen)
Forelli: You mess with us, you son of a bitch?
(when Demon Frog car getting stolen)
Demon Frog: Nobody messes with the Demon Frogs!
(when Yakuza car getting stolen)
Yakuza: I'm cool with this, you Yuka's man!
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family, Yakuza, Uptown Yardies, Colombian Cartel, Triads, Diablos, Demon Frogs
Location: Rockford Autos, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $1000 Respect +, Each gangcar stolen appears in the Autoshop
Unlock Missions: Car Hunt Assest
Objectives:
* Steal every gang car in Liberty (aside from the Southside Hoods)
Script:
Richard: We need gangcars, 8-Ball.
8-Ball: Pretty tough mission it sounds like.
Richard: Don't worry, you'll be fine. We need a Triad Fish Van, a Diablo Stallion, a Yakuza Stinger, a Yardie Lobo, a Forelli Express, a Frogger, and a Cartel Cruiser. Bring them here, and I'll make sure no gangs try to take them back.
(when the Diablo stallion is getting stolen)
Diablo: Hey! That's Diablo car, asshole!
(when Triad van getting stolen)
Triad: What the fuck?
(when Yardie Lobo getting stolen)
Yardie: Ah! You steal our shit again?
(when colombian car getting stolen)
Colombian: Hey, asshole! That Cartel car!
(when Forelli car getting stolen)
Forelli: You mess with us, you son of a bitch?
(when Demon Frog car getting stolen)
Demon Frog: Nobody messes with the Demon Frogs!
(when Yakuza car getting stolen)
Yakuza: I'm cool with this, you Yuka's man!
Richard Mission 12: Pump-Ass Yardies
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newll
Gangs: Leone Family, Uptown Yardies, Southside Hoods
Location: Rockford Autos, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Marked Cars (Richard)
Objectives:
* Defend the dealership from the Yardies by drive-bys, or run overs.
Script:
8-Ball: Rich?
Richard: Oh good, you're here! Listen, the Yardies aren't to happy with us stealing their cars. We need to defend this place, but we're gonna have to use drive-bys on them. Me, and a couple of Southside Hoods are gonna help. You can do this! Don't let them steal our cars!
(after mission news program)
News Lady: Drive-by war was currently errupted in the Harwood district as several Yardies were trying to attack the Rockford Autos, and possibly try to get their cars back. Although it is not confirmed what they were doing there or not, were they trying to get revenge? More news coming back later.
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newll
Gangs: Leone Family, Uptown Yardies, Southside Hoods
Location: Rockford Autos, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Marked Cars (Richard)
Objectives:
* Defend the dealership from the Yardies by drive-bys, or run overs.
Script:
8-Ball: Rich?
Richard: Oh good, you're here! Listen, the Yardies aren't to happy with us stealing their cars. We need to defend this place, but we're gonna have to use drive-bys on them. Me, and a couple of Southside Hoods are gonna help. You can do this! Don't let them steal our cars!
(after mission news program)
News Lady: Drive-by war was currently errupted in the Harwood district as several Yardies were trying to attack the Rockford Autos, and possibly try to get their cars back. Although it is not confirmed what they were doing there or not, were they trying to get revenge? More news coming back later.
Richard Mission 11: Our Garage
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Uptown Yardies
Location: Rockford Autos, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +, Super GT and ZR-350 at the dealership
Unlock Missions: Pump-Ass Yardies (Richard)
Objectives:
* Get to the Car Dealership in Harwood, and steal a Super GT.
* Follow Quinton back to Rockford Autos, but don't get to far away from him (careful with the chasing Cops, and Yardies which own that dealership)
Script:
Richard: Yeah, it is a nice place isn't it?
8-Ball: Yeah, it's a beauty alright.
Quinton: So, guys? What are we gonna do to this place? I mean it's empty! We need more cars! Hmm, I think I had a white infernus, but we need something awesome! Something gansta, you know what I mean guys?
Richard: Hmm, I guess. I should think that we need a speical sportscar, like a Super GT! And.....hmmm..... oooh a ZR-350! Oh wait, but where can we find such cars?
Quinton: Leave that to me, bro! C'mon, 8-Ball!
Richard: Alright, I'll stay, and watch the dealership! Hmmm, what to do? Could a masterbate in here while nobody is around? Hmm.
(outside)
8-Ball: So where we going?
Quinton: The dealership in Harwood!
(in a car)
8-Ball: Hell to think of it, that place has a bunch of cars that are powerful!
Quinton: I know right? Oh, and careful, that place is runned by the Yardies!
(at the dealership)
Quinton: Ah, I remember this place when it was smaller! Luckly it got bigger in 2002. I'll take the ZR, you take the GT!
(8-Ball and Quinton get in the cars and ride it out of the window upstairs)
Quinton: Ah man, baby! That was badass! C'mon we have to get back!
(if 8-Ball is following behind)
Quinton: Hey, 8-Ball, hurry it up! We can't be seperated!
(when the Yardies show up)
8-Ball: Hey, it's the Yardies! They spotted us!
Quinton: Then let's lose them! Quick use the charge!
(when the charge is used)
Quinton: Wooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooo! MAN!
8-Ball: Jeez louise, Quint! That was some heavy shit there! Well, we lost the Yardies, and that's all that matters!
(the cops come)
Quinton: You spoke to soon, brother! Here come the cops!
(when the cops are lost)
Quinton: Okay we lost them, but here come the Yardies!
(if the Yardies get lost)
Quinton: Alright! Now ride smooth, brother! We're almost there!
(when they get back)
Quinton: Woot! I haven't felt this alive then when I woke up in the hospital before I forgot everything in my past life! Good luck, 8-Ball! I'll see ya around!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Yeah?
Richard: We got some problems down at the dealership! Come on over here!
8-Ball: Right away, Rich!
(after mission news alert)
News Lady: Street crime envolving stolen cars were driven around Liberty City today, after two people have stolen two cars from a Dealership located in Harwood. The vehicles were a Super GT, and ZR-350. The owners of the Dealership, the Yardies are on full alert, and gonna try to get their cars back. LCN has more news, later.
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Uptown Yardies
Location: Rockford Autos, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +, Super GT and ZR-350 at the dealership
Unlock Missions: Pump-Ass Yardies (Richard)
Objectives:
* Get to the Car Dealership in Harwood, and steal a Super GT.
* Follow Quinton back to Rockford Autos, but don't get to far away from him (careful with the chasing Cops, and Yardies which own that dealership)
Script:
Richard: Yeah, it is a nice place isn't it?
8-Ball: Yeah, it's a beauty alright.
Quinton: So, guys? What are we gonna do to this place? I mean it's empty! We need more cars! Hmm, I think I had a white infernus, but we need something awesome! Something gansta, you know what I mean guys?
Richard: Hmm, I guess. I should think that we need a speical sportscar, like a Super GT! And.....hmmm..... oooh a ZR-350! Oh wait, but where can we find such cars?
Quinton: Leave that to me, bro! C'mon, 8-Ball!
Richard: Alright, I'll stay, and watch the dealership! Hmmm, what to do? Could a masterbate in here while nobody is around? Hmm.
(outside)
8-Ball: So where we going?
Quinton: The dealership in Harwood!
(in a car)
8-Ball: Hell to think of it, that place has a bunch of cars that are powerful!
Quinton: I know right? Oh, and careful, that place is runned by the Yardies!
(at the dealership)
Quinton: Ah, I remember this place when it was smaller! Luckly it got bigger in 2002. I'll take the ZR, you take the GT!
(8-Ball and Quinton get in the cars and ride it out of the window upstairs)
Quinton: Ah man, baby! That was badass! C'mon we have to get back!
(if 8-Ball is following behind)
Quinton: Hey, 8-Ball, hurry it up! We can't be seperated!
(when the Yardies show up)
8-Ball: Hey, it's the Yardies! They spotted us!
Quinton: Then let's lose them! Quick use the charge!
(when the charge is used)
Quinton: Wooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooo! MAN!
8-Ball: Jeez louise, Quint! That was some heavy shit there! Well, we lost the Yardies, and that's all that matters!
(the cops come)
Quinton: You spoke to soon, brother! Here come the cops!
(when the cops are lost)
Quinton: Okay we lost them, but here come the Yardies!
(if the Yardies get lost)
Quinton: Alright! Now ride smooth, brother! We're almost there!
(when they get back)
Quinton: Woot! I haven't felt this alive then when I woke up in the hospital before I forgot everything in my past life! Good luck, 8-Ball! I'll see ya around!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Yeah?
Richard: We got some problems down at the dealership! Come on over here!
8-Ball: Right away, Rich!
(after mission news alert)
News Lady: Street crime envolving stolen cars were driven around Liberty City today, after two people have stolen two cars from a Dealership located in Harwood. The vehicles were a Super GT, and ZR-350. The owners of the Dealership, the Yardies are on full alert, and gonna try to get their cars back. LCN has more news, later.
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Driving School Mission
Boss: Driving School
Characters: 8-Ball
Gangs: None
Location: Driving School, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: Driving Skill +
Unlock Missions: Our Garage (Richard) [after the Car Dealership is owned in Fort Staunton]
Objectives:
* Pass all the tests (this is the same as the Driving Tests in GTA: San Andreas)
Script:
Teacher: Hello, and welcome to the Rockford Advanced Driving School. To start, all you have to do is go to that TV over there. But first let's see your paperwork. Alright very good! Good luck on the tests, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Thanks!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hey!
Richard: Hey, 8-Ball! It's Rich! Listen, I know a great car dealership we should own. It'll be great for our real-estate project, Joey gave us! Go down to the dealership in Fort Staunton, it's not worth that much. Then meet me inside once you buy it.
Characters: 8-Ball
Gangs: None
Location: Driving School, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: Driving Skill +
Unlock Missions: Our Garage (Richard) [after the Car Dealership is owned in Fort Staunton]
Objectives:
* Pass all the tests (this is the same as the Driving Tests in GTA: San Andreas)
Script:
Teacher: Hello, and welcome to the Rockford Advanced Driving School. To start, all you have to do is go to that TV over there. But first let's see your paperwork. Alright very good! Good luck on the tests, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Thanks!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hey!
Richard: Hey, 8-Ball! It's Rich! Listen, I know a great car dealership we should own. It'll be great for our real-estate project, Joey gave us! Go down to the dealership in Fort Staunton, it's not worth that much. Then meet me inside once you buy it.
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Joey Mission 11: Demon Downfall
Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Quinton Cance, Joey Leone, Domick the Demon Frog
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2000 Respect +; SMG Unlocked at Ammu-Nation
Unlock Missions: The One Armed Bandit (Joey), Driving School (Driving School)
Objectives:
* Get to the Demon Frog Offices in Torrington.
* Sneak inside, and be in stealth until you reach the vent that leads to a duct.
* Use the ducts to find Domick's office.
* Place TNT around the building.
* Escape the office building.
Script:
(Quinton and Joey are seen smoking)
Joey: Ah, yeah! Life's good! You know my father's life is soooo much better then my life in the garage!
(8-Ball comes in)
8-Ball: Joey, really, you're not thinking at all! You always said your garage life was better.
Quinton: 8-Ball! Wussup, baby? Oh if only if I get the alliances between the Forellis, and the Sindaccos! Also, ha ha ha!
8-Ball: Quinton? What the hell are you talking about?
Quinton: I dunno! Listen, Joey says we're gonna take down the Demon Frog Offices in Torrington! We got some TNT in the car, and we're gonna use it on the building, but first we should empty it!
8-Ball: Why? Can't we just place the TNT inside without emptying it?
Joey: I wanna see you kill a Demon Frog boss! Domick the Demon Frog is inside. Go take him out!
Quinton: Oh, and tell those Sindaccos to go fuck themselves! HA HA HA!
8-Ball: Uh, but I'm not hunting Sindaccos, I'm hunting the Demon..... oh forget it! I'm out!
(if you get spotted in the building)
Demon Frog: Hey! Who the fuck is that?
(in the vents in an office; Demon Frog member is playing on the computer)
Demon Frog: HA! Take that minesweeper! I'm the best Minesweeper ever! WOO HOO! Let's play again!
(in Domick's office)
Domick: HEY! Who in God's name are you?
8-Ball: I'm 8-Ball, and you my friend are dead!
(after mission phone call)
Quinton: 8-Ball, I have to talk to you for a sec.
8-Ball: What's the problem, Quinton?
Quinton: Joey says you need to learn how to drive.... HEY, don't get me wrong, man. I think you can drive badass! But that's Mr. Leone, he's the boss! There's a driving school over at Liberty Campus. Go ahead over there, and like, do stuff! You know what I'm saying?
8-Ball: Alright, thanks for the call, Quint! I'll speak to ya later!
(after mission phone call 2)
8-Ball: Wussup, Mr. Leone?
Joey: Real-estate! Shit's getting for sale all over town! If you find a business, buy it, and us Leones will make it better! Know what I'm saying? I'll let you know if there are businesses for sale, and we can buy it! Talk to ya later, 8-Ball!
Characters: 8-Ball, Quinton Cance, Joey Leone, Domick the Demon Frog
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2000 Respect +; SMG Unlocked at Ammu-Nation
Unlock Missions: The One Armed Bandit (Joey), Driving School (Driving School)
Objectives:
* Get to the Demon Frog Offices in Torrington.
* Sneak inside, and be in stealth until you reach the vent that leads to a duct.
* Use the ducts to find Domick's office.
* Place TNT around the building.
* Escape the office building.
Script:
(Quinton and Joey are seen smoking)
Joey: Ah, yeah! Life's good! You know my father's life is soooo much better then my life in the garage!
(8-Ball comes in)
8-Ball: Joey, really, you're not thinking at all! You always said your garage life was better.
Quinton: 8-Ball! Wussup, baby? Oh if only if I get the alliances between the Forellis, and the Sindaccos! Also, ha ha ha!
8-Ball: Quinton? What the hell are you talking about?
Quinton: I dunno! Listen, Joey says we're gonna take down the Demon Frog Offices in Torrington! We got some TNT in the car, and we're gonna use it on the building, but first we should empty it!
8-Ball: Why? Can't we just place the TNT inside without emptying it?
Joey: I wanna see you kill a Demon Frog boss! Domick the Demon Frog is inside. Go take him out!
Quinton: Oh, and tell those Sindaccos to go fuck themselves! HA HA HA!
8-Ball: Uh, but I'm not hunting Sindaccos, I'm hunting the Demon..... oh forget it! I'm out!
(if you get spotted in the building)
Demon Frog: Hey! Who the fuck is that?
(in the vents in an office; Demon Frog member is playing on the computer)
Demon Frog: HA! Take that minesweeper! I'm the best Minesweeper ever! WOO HOO! Let's play again!
(in Domick's office)
Domick: HEY! Who in God's name are you?
8-Ball: I'm 8-Ball, and you my friend are dead!
(after mission phone call)
Quinton: 8-Ball, I have to talk to you for a sec.
8-Ball: What's the problem, Quinton?
Quinton: Joey says you need to learn how to drive.... HEY, don't get me wrong, man. I think you can drive badass! But that's Mr. Leone, he's the boss! There's a driving school over at Liberty Campus. Go ahead over there, and like, do stuff! You know what I'm saying?
8-Ball: Alright, thanks for the call, Quint! I'll speak to ya later!
(after mission phone call 2)
8-Ball: Wussup, Mr. Leone?
Joey: Real-estate! Shit's getting for sale all over town! If you find a business, buy it, and us Leones will make it better! Know what I'm saying? I'll let you know if there are businesses for sale, and we can buy it! Talk to ya later, 8-Ball!
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Joey Mission 10: Ware House
Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone
Gangs: Leone Family, Triads
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $400 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Demon Downfall (Joey)
Objectives:
* Get to the Warehouse in Callahan Point.
* Use a forklift to steal much crates as possible from the Warehouse in 2:00 (5 crates max)
* Use explosives to destroy the Warehouse..... again.
* Take the truck back to the Hotel.
Script:
8-Ball: Mr. Leone?
Joey: Yeah, I heard, the Demon Frogs are responsible for the alliance between the Triads, and the Diablos. The Demon Frogs shall pay! But first we should finish what we started.
8-Ball: And what is that?
Joey: You know the Triad Warehouse that got destroyed, twice?
8-Ball: Yeah, so?
Joey: So, the Triads didn't give up that location. Get to that Warehouse, steal as much crates as you can, and take the truck back here. Be sure to destroy the place when you're done, okay? Good luck!
(outside)
Leone Member: Hey, 8-Ball! The boss said to help you out. Let's go kick some Triad Fish ass!
(when you get inside the Warehouse)
Leone Member: Okay, I'll guard, you just get the supplys in the truck.
(when the leone member is taking damage)
Leone Member: Shit, 8-Ball! Shit!
(once the warehouse is destroyed)
Leone Member: How many times has this damn place been destroyed?
8-Ball: Three, if you're including this time.
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone
Gangs: Leone Family, Triads
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $400 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Demon Downfall (Joey)
Objectives:
* Get to the Warehouse in Callahan Point.
* Use a forklift to steal much crates as possible from the Warehouse in 2:00 (5 crates max)
* Use explosives to destroy the Warehouse..... again.
* Take the truck back to the Hotel.
Script:
8-Ball: Mr. Leone?
Joey: Yeah, I heard, the Demon Frogs are responsible for the alliance between the Triads, and the Diablos. The Demon Frogs shall pay! But first we should finish what we started.
8-Ball: And what is that?
Joey: You know the Triad Warehouse that got destroyed, twice?
8-Ball: Yeah, so?
Joey: So, the Triads didn't give up that location. Get to that Warehouse, steal as much crates as you can, and take the truck back here. Be sure to destroy the place when you're done, okay? Good luck!
(outside)
Leone Member: Hey, 8-Ball! The boss said to help you out. Let's go kick some Triad Fish ass!
(when you get inside the Warehouse)
Leone Member: Okay, I'll guard, you just get the supplys in the truck.
(when the leone member is taking damage)
Leone Member: Shit, 8-Ball! Shit!
(once the warehouse is destroyed)
Leone Member: How many times has this damn place been destroyed?
8-Ball: Three, if you're including this time.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Richard Mission 10: Take It All Back!
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Monday, September 20, 2010
Richard Mission 9: Forelli Frenzy
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $700 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Take It All Back! (Richard)
Objectives:
* Defend the area against the Forellis.
Script:
(8-Ball knocks on the door, the door opens a quarter way, because of the chain)
Richard: 8-Ball! Thank god you're here! The Forellis are coming to take back this district! We must defend this area at all costs! Go out there, and fight for our lives! Others are already waiting outside, good luck!
(door closes)
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $700 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Take It All Back! (Richard)
Objectives:
* Defend the area against the Forellis.
Script:
(8-Ball knocks on the door, the door opens a quarter way, because of the chain)
Richard: 8-Ball! Thank god you're here! The Forellis are coming to take back this district! We must defend this area at all costs! Go out there, and fight for our lives! Others are already waiting outside, good luck!
(door closes)
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Richard Mission 8: Subway: Eat Flesh
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Uptown Yardies
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Forelli Frenzy (Richard)
Objectives:
* Get to the subway station in Rockford.
* Chase an Uptown Yardie to get a package he's holding.;
* Take the package back to Rich.
Script:
8-Ball: What's going on Rich?
Richard: Hey, yo, the Yardies have a package that belongs to me! They stole it! Thevives! Go meet one of them down at the Subway Station in Rockford.
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Uptown Yardies
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Forelli Frenzy (Richard)
Objectives:
* Get to the subway station in Rockford.
* Chase an Uptown Yardie to get a package he's holding.;
* Take the package back to Rich.
Script:
8-Ball: What's going on Rich?
Richard: Hey, yo, the Yardies have a package that belongs to me! They stole it! Thevives! Go meet one of them down at the Subway Station in Rockford.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Luigi Mission 6: Guard the Club
Boss: Luigi Goterelli
Characters: 8-Ball, Luigi Gotrelli, Mickey Hamfists
Gangs: Leone Family, Diablos
Location: Luigi's Club, Red Light District, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +, AK-47 Avaiable at Ammu-Nation
Unlock Missions: Take It All Back! (Richard) [after Forelli Frenzy]
Objectives:
* Guard Luigi's Club so Luigi, and the girls can leave.
Script:
8-Ball: Luigi!
Luigi: 8-Ball! Oh thank god you're here! Listen to me! The Diablos are gonna take over the club! I need to leave pronto! Guard my club against the incoming Diablos, so me, and the girls can leave! Mickey here will help you. Now move!
(outside)
Mickey: Alright, you know what to do. Here take this AK, it'll help.
(1st wave)
Mickey: Supply truck getting driven away along with the first two girl groups.
(2nd wave)
Mickey: Okay more Diablos will be coming, there goes the second group of cars.
(final wave)
Mickey: Okay, last group of Diablos, last group of cars getting moved out.
(before mission ends)
8-Ball: Wuss up?
Luigi: Nice job, kid! I knew I can count on you! We'll take the club back, no worries! Just give it some time. Thanks again, 8-Ball!
Characters: 8-Ball, Luigi Gotrelli, Mickey Hamfists
Gangs: Leone Family, Diablos
Location: Luigi's Club, Red Light District, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +, AK-47 Avaiable at Ammu-Nation
Unlock Missions: Take It All Back! (Richard) [after Forelli Frenzy]
Objectives:
* Guard Luigi's Club so Luigi, and the girls can leave.
Script:
8-Ball: Luigi!
Luigi: 8-Ball! Oh thank god you're here! Listen to me! The Diablos are gonna take over the club! I need to leave pronto! Guard my club against the incoming Diablos, so me, and the girls can leave! Mickey here will help you. Now move!
(outside)
Mickey: Alright, you know what to do. Here take this AK, it'll help.
(1st wave)
Mickey: Supply truck getting driven away along with the first two girl groups.
(2nd wave)
Mickey: Okay more Diablos will be coming, there goes the second group of cars.
(final wave)
Mickey: Okay, last group of Diablos, last group of cars getting moved out.
(before mission ends)
8-Ball: Wuss up?
Luigi: Nice job, kid! I knew I can count on you! We'll take the club back, no worries! Just give it some time. Thanks again, 8-Ball!
Richard Mission 7: The Forellis Strike Back
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $600 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Subway: Eat Flesh (Richard), Guard the Club (Luigi)
Objectives:
* Find a boat at Newport that holds SPANK.
* Use a machine gun to guard the boat against attacking Forellis.
* Destroy the incoming Helicopter.
Script:
(Richard is playing video games)
Richard: HA HA HA! Take that you stupid mushroom! Whoa! Ah gotcha!
8-Ball: Uh, Rich?
Richard: NOOOOOOO! Fuck you, 8-Ball! You made me lose the game!
8-Ball: Sorry!
Richard: Nah, I needed to stop anyway. I was gonna get a boat thats full of SPANK at Newport. But then again, I maybe attacked. I need a shooter to defend the boat. Come with me.
(outside)
8-Ball: What's with people and SPANK these days?
Richard: People love 'em! It's a good drug. But I'm not a drug guy, I don't use them. But I sell them!
8-Ball: Yeah, I tried that stuff before it was naaaasty! I don't know how people love to get high on that crap.
Richard: I hear ya, man.
(at the boat)
Richard: Okay, take this machine gun, and make sure this boat don't take to much damage. I don't want to die, or lose this SPANK! We need the money, buddy! I drive.
(riding the boat)
8-Ball: Hey, we have boats coming are way!
Richard: Shit! It's the Forellis! Take them out!
(when they are destroyed)
Richard: HA HA HA! Take that you italian dooshbags!
8-Ball: Aren't you italian?
Richard: Nevermind that, just take them out!
(more boats)
Richard: Why don't these Forellis ever give up?
(when the boat is half-destroyed)
Richard: DUDE! The boat is taking a lot of damage!
(when a helicopter comes)
Richard: AH SHIT! BITCH! Take that Helicopter out, 8-Ball! For god's sake, hurry!
(when the helicopter is destroyed)
Richard: *laughs* Yeah! Yes! Thank you, 8-Ball! Oh, you're a real life savor, my friend!
(at Portland Harbor)
Richard: Whoo! That was a workout, huh? Well, we should split up. I'll see ya at the hotel!
(news)
News Lady: Somebody playing battleship? Well it looks like it, as gang war erupts the waters between Portland, and Staunton. Many boats, including a helicopter blew up, as a drive in one boat took them out. The attackers were looking to be the return of the Liberty City mafia, the Forelli Family. Stay tuned for more, only on LCN.
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Huh?
Luigi: 8-Ball it's Luigi! I need your help, kid! Right away! Come down to the club, ASAP!
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $600 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Subway: Eat Flesh (Richard), Guard the Club (Luigi)
Objectives:
* Find a boat at Newport that holds SPANK.
* Use a machine gun to guard the boat against attacking Forellis.
* Destroy the incoming Helicopter.
Script:
(Richard is playing video games)
Richard: HA HA HA! Take that you stupid mushroom! Whoa! Ah gotcha!
8-Ball: Uh, Rich?
Richard: NOOOOOOO! Fuck you, 8-Ball! You made me lose the game!
8-Ball: Sorry!
Richard: Nah, I needed to stop anyway. I was gonna get a boat thats full of SPANK at Newport. But then again, I maybe attacked. I need a shooter to defend the boat. Come with me.
(outside)
8-Ball: What's with people and SPANK these days?
Richard: People love 'em! It's a good drug. But I'm not a drug guy, I don't use them. But I sell them!
8-Ball: Yeah, I tried that stuff before it was naaaasty! I don't know how people love to get high on that crap.
Richard: I hear ya, man.
(at the boat)
Richard: Okay, take this machine gun, and make sure this boat don't take to much damage. I don't want to die, or lose this SPANK! We need the money, buddy! I drive.
(riding the boat)
8-Ball: Hey, we have boats coming are way!
Richard: Shit! It's the Forellis! Take them out!
(when they are destroyed)
Richard: HA HA HA! Take that you italian dooshbags!
8-Ball: Aren't you italian?
Richard: Nevermind that, just take them out!
(more boats)
Richard: Why don't these Forellis ever give up?
(when the boat is half-destroyed)
Richard: DUDE! The boat is taking a lot of damage!
(when a helicopter comes)
Richard: AH SHIT! BITCH! Take that Helicopter out, 8-Ball! For god's sake, hurry!
(when the helicopter is destroyed)
Richard: *laughs* Yeah! Yes! Thank you, 8-Ball! Oh, you're a real life savor, my friend!
(at Portland Harbor)
Richard: Whoo! That was a workout, huh? Well, we should split up. I'll see ya at the hotel!
(news)
News Lady: Somebody playing battleship? Well it looks like it, as gang war erupts the waters between Portland, and Staunton. Many boats, including a helicopter blew up, as a drive in one boat took them out. The attackers were looking to be the return of the Liberty City mafia, the Forelli Family. Stay tuned for more, only on LCN.
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Huh?
Luigi: 8-Ball it's Luigi! I need your help, kid! Right away! Come down to the club, ASAP!
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Yuka Mission 4: The Tank
Boss: Yuka Kasen
Characters: 8-Ball, Yuka Kasen
Gangs: Yakuza, Colombian Cartel
Location: Yakuza Casino, Torrington, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2000 Respect +, Yuka as a girlfriend, Yakuza Casino as Safehouse
Unlock Missions: Ware House (Joey) [after the Take it all Back! mission from Rich]
Objectives:
* Get to the Cartel hideout near Fort Staunton.
* Kill all Cartels.
* Steal their tank, and take it to the Crusher in Harwood (4 star wanted level).
Script:
Yuka: 8-Ball, son! Our little bitch has squealed! The Cartel has a Tank at their hideout near Fort Staunton. We need to destroy it! Go steal that tank, and take it to the Crusher in Harwood!
8-Ball: Well it should be easy since they think I don't work for you.
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Yeah?
Yuka: 8-Ball, son! You're amazing! You're wonderful! You're a great fighter! Are you great with women too? If you ever want to go out, I'll be at the casino, waiting. Oh, and if you ever want to use any of the slot machines inside. Go ahead! I also have a free hotel room for you! That's how much I like you, 8-Ball! Thank you for everything, you're a lifesaver!
8-Ball: No problem, Yuka! So this means we're in peace now, Leones, and Yakuza?
Yuka: But of course! Anything! See ya later, 8-Ball, son!
(Liberty News)
News Lady: Does Liberty City have a zoo? Well it looks like it as a Rhino split through Liberty City today, a tank that is, if you know what I'm saying. This Tank killed many people, and destroyed many cars. Although it was unsuspected to wound up in the Crusher in Harwood. The ones responsible seem to be the Colombian Cartel. More later on LCN.
Characters: 8-Ball, Yuka Kasen
Gangs: Yakuza, Colombian Cartel
Location: Yakuza Casino, Torrington, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2000 Respect +, Yuka as a girlfriend, Yakuza Casino as Safehouse
Unlock Missions: Ware House (Joey) [after the Take it all Back! mission from Rich]
Objectives:
* Get to the Cartel hideout near Fort Staunton.
* Kill all Cartels.
* Steal their tank, and take it to the Crusher in Harwood (4 star wanted level).
Script:
Yuka: 8-Ball, son! Our little bitch has squealed! The Cartel has a Tank at their hideout near Fort Staunton. We need to destroy it! Go steal that tank, and take it to the Crusher in Harwood!
8-Ball: Well it should be easy since they think I don't work for you.
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Yeah?
Yuka: 8-Ball, son! You're amazing! You're wonderful! You're a great fighter! Are you great with women too? If you ever want to go out, I'll be at the casino, waiting. Oh, and if you ever want to use any of the slot machines inside. Go ahead! I also have a free hotel room for you! That's how much I like you, 8-Ball! Thank you for everything, you're a lifesaver!
8-Ball: No problem, Yuka! So this means we're in peace now, Leones, and Yakuza?
Yuka: But of course! Anything! See ya later, 8-Ball, son!
(Liberty News)
News Lady: Does Liberty City have a zoo? Well it looks like it as a Rhino split through Liberty City today, a tank that is, if you know what I'm saying. This Tank killed many people, and destroyed many cars. Although it was unsuspected to wound up in the Crusher in Harwood. The ones responsible seem to be the Colombian Cartel. More later on LCN.
Yuka Mission 3: Celebrate Horrible Times, Come On!
Boss: Yuka Kasen
Characters: 8-Ball, Yuka Kasen
Gangs: Leone Family, Yakuza, Uptown Yardies
Location: Yakuza Casino, Torrington, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: The Tank (Yuka)
Objectives:
* Get to the Night Club in the re-developed Fort Staunton.
* Impress Yuka with your moves.
* The lights are out, kill all the ambushing Yardies.
* Take Yuka back to the Casino.
Script:
Yuka: 1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3. Ah, 8-Ball, son!
8-Ball: Hey, Miss Kasen, is our hostage talking?
Yuka: Who cares? Let's dance! (starts singing)
8-Ball: But don't we have business to take care of?
Yuka: Fun! Fun is first, my son!
8-Ball: Alright.
Yuka: To the Fort Staunton Night Club, awwwwwwaay!
8-Ball: Why did the Yakuza elect her as the gang boss?
(in the car)
8-Ball: Where to?
Yuka: Did you not hear me? The Night Club in Fort Staunton!
8-Ball: Wow, I'm so glad that district got re-developed. The new Staunton Plaza is way better then Little Italy huh?
Yuka: Yes, but the Opera House, and the food. Where is all that gonna go?
8-Ball: I heard they're putting a new Little Italy in here, when they re-develope this city. Liberty City is gonna look like New York by a long shot soon.
Yuka: Sad thing is, they have to move my Casino, but it's okay. My casino will look alot better in Las Venturas!
(at the night club)
Yuka: Dance with me, 8-Ball son!
8-Ball: Nah, I can't dance.
Yuka: C'mon!
8-Ball: Alright, fine.
(dance mini-game comes on) [it's alot like dancing when you play GTA: San Andreas]
(when you fail the dance game)
Yuka: You suck, 8-Ball! I can't believe you did this to me!
(when you win the dance mini-game)
Yuka: Amazing 8-Ball! You are amazing! If only my Aunt Asuka can see you now!
(the lights go off)
8-Ball: Oh shit! What the fuck is going on?
Yuka: 8-Ball, son! Just say calm, and protect me!
(cell phone rings)
Yuka: Hello? Yeah. I'm at the Fort Staunton Night Club, with 8-Ball! WHAT?! Oh hell no! Thanks for telling me, I'll be careful!
8-Ball: Who was that?
Yuka: That was one of my men. He said the Yardies were gonna attack this club.
(a loud noise, like a vent is heard)
Yuka: The Yardies! Quick I have a flashlight! Use this as light, and a melee weapon against the Yardies!
(if Yuka gets hurt by a Yardie)
Yuka: AAAAH! 8-Ball, help!
(when enough Yardies are killing, the police arrive outside, the lights go back on in the club)
Yuka: Oh thank goodness! Get me outta here, 8-Ball!
(in the car)
8-Ball: Man, that was heavy shit right there!
Yuka: Yes, I'm glad you were there with me! I'll never forget it!
8-Ball: Hey, we're trying to have peace right?
Yuka: Yes, yes of course!
(at the casino)
Yuka: Okay, I'm gonna let our little bitch talk about what the Cartel is up to. I'll see you later, 8-Ball!
Characters: 8-Ball, Yuka Kasen
Gangs: Leone Family, Yakuza, Uptown Yardies
Location: Yakuza Casino, Torrington, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: The Tank (Yuka)
Objectives:
* Get to the Night Club in the re-developed Fort Staunton.
* Impress Yuka with your moves.
* The lights are out, kill all the ambushing Yardies.
* Take Yuka back to the Casino.
Script:
Yuka: 1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3. Ah, 8-Ball, son!
8-Ball: Hey, Miss Kasen, is our hostage talking?
Yuka: Who cares? Let's dance! (starts singing)
8-Ball: But don't we have business to take care of?
Yuka: Fun! Fun is first, my son!
8-Ball: Alright.
Yuka: To the Fort Staunton Night Club, awwwwwwaay!
8-Ball: Why did the Yakuza elect her as the gang boss?
(in the car)
8-Ball: Where to?
Yuka: Did you not hear me? The Night Club in Fort Staunton!
8-Ball: Wow, I'm so glad that district got re-developed. The new Staunton Plaza is way better then Little Italy huh?
Yuka: Yes, but the Opera House, and the food. Where is all that gonna go?
8-Ball: I heard they're putting a new Little Italy in here, when they re-develope this city. Liberty City is gonna look like New York by a long shot soon.
Yuka: Sad thing is, they have to move my Casino, but it's okay. My casino will look alot better in Las Venturas!
(at the night club)
Yuka: Dance with me, 8-Ball son!
8-Ball: Nah, I can't dance.
Yuka: C'mon!
8-Ball: Alright, fine.
(dance mini-game comes on) [it's alot like dancing when you play GTA: San Andreas]
(when you fail the dance game)
Yuka: You suck, 8-Ball! I can't believe you did this to me!
(when you win the dance mini-game)
Yuka: Amazing 8-Ball! You are amazing! If only my Aunt Asuka can see you now!
(the lights go off)
8-Ball: Oh shit! What the fuck is going on?
Yuka: 8-Ball, son! Just say calm, and protect me!
(cell phone rings)
Yuka: Hello? Yeah. I'm at the Fort Staunton Night Club, with 8-Ball! WHAT?! Oh hell no! Thanks for telling me, I'll be careful!
8-Ball: Who was that?
Yuka: That was one of my men. He said the Yardies were gonna attack this club.
(a loud noise, like a vent is heard)
Yuka: The Yardies! Quick I have a flashlight! Use this as light, and a melee weapon against the Yardies!
(if Yuka gets hurt by a Yardie)
Yuka: AAAAH! 8-Ball, help!
(when enough Yardies are killing, the police arrive outside, the lights go back on in the club)
Yuka: Oh thank goodness! Get me outta here, 8-Ball!
(in the car)
8-Ball: Man, that was heavy shit right there!
Yuka: Yes, I'm glad you were there with me! I'll never forget it!
8-Ball: Hey, we're trying to have peace right?
Yuka: Yes, yes of course!
(at the casino)
Yuka: Okay, I'm gonna let our little bitch talk about what the Cartel is up to. I'll see you later, 8-Ball!
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