Joey Mission 13: When Stuff Goes Wrong

Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Misty, Joey Leone, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Chopping Choppers (Joey)

Objectives:
* Get Quinton and Richard to Drive-by 5 Demon Frog squads around Staunton.

Script:

Misty: Hey, I'm bored! When you gonna drill me?

Joey: I'm busy, Misty! Sweet jesus!

Misty: You know, Joey? Ever since you started working your father's job, you've been a real jerk lately!

Joey: I'm busy okay? So be quiet!

Misty: Grrr!

(Misty walks into the bathroom, and slams the door)

Richard: What's wrong with her?

Joey: No matter, Rich! Now, we need to weaken the Demon Frog population in Staunton. Lots of our reinforcements have decreased.

Quinton: Alright, baby! We're gonna slay some Frogs! Can't wait!

Joey: Come on, Quint! We're not in the 80s anymore! Stop with the 80s talk!

Quinton: Come on, baby! I'm an all 80s man! Can we just silants these shit heads?

8-Ball: Hey guys!

Quinton: 8-Ball, bro! We're gonna drive-by some Frogs! You in?

8-Ball: Alright.

(at the car)

Richard: Okay, 8-Ball! We're gonna drive-by at least 5 Frog groups! Then the population will decrease on them!

8-Ball: Alright! You know? I'm starting to think the Demon Frogs were the ones that put me out of business.

Richard: How could you say that? It could be the Triads, or the Diablos.

8-Ball: Yeah, maybe.

(a group is found)

Quinton: LET'S POP!

(when the first group is dead)

Quinton: Man I am the Quinton Cance machine, baby! Let's go for another group!

(second group)

Richard: There they are!

(second group dead)

Richard: Okay, three more, brah!

(third group dead)

Quinton: HA HA HA! I'm the Frog killer!

Richard: I thought you said you were the Quinton Cance machine?

(fourth group dead)

Richard: Okay! Just one more!

(fifth group dead)

Quinton: OH YEAH! That was awesome! We popped heads like cola!

Richard: Great job guys! Let's head back to the hotel.

(at the hotel)

Quinton: Can't wait to tell Joey this!

(after mission news)

News Lady: Drive-by frenzy on Staunton Island today, as a car with two passangers were fireing their machine guns at a few groups of the Demon Frogs mafia. These gang wars could be the start of something big. Union Chief Jane Hopper said, everyone should stay out of gang controlled areas in the city. Stay tuned for more, later.