Sunday, December 12, 2010

Mary-Beth Mission 4: Loan Shark

Boss: Mary-Beth Williams
Characters: 8-Ball, Mary-Beth Williams
Gangs: Bears, VC Bikers
Location: Mary-Jo's Place, Little Haiti, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $1050
Unlock Missions: Robbery (Mary-Beth) [after missions from Richard and Truth]

Objectives:
* Steal the items (Cheetah in Viceport, Angel in Downtown, and Truck full of electronics in Little Havana) before 6 minutes is up, and take them to Mary-Beth's Loan Shark building in Viceport.

Script:

Mary-Beth: Heeey! If it isn't my lover, 8-Ball!

8-Ball: Look, I'm not your boyfriend, okay? I'm sorry, but I'm taken.

Mary-Beth: Taken-Smaken.... bacon. Heh! I love bacon! I would like some of your bacon, Ball-Man! HA HA HA!

8-Ball: *Sigh* What do you want me to do next, Beth?

Mary-Beth: Make love to me! But first I want some vehicles for my Loan Shark business. There's a blue Cheetah in Viceport, an Angel bike that belongs to the Vice City Biker gang in Downtown, and a truck full of horse-shit in Little Havana.

8-Ball: I'll do this job for you, but the "make love" thing, not gonna happen, sorry.

Mary-Beth: Such a joker! Go on, dear!

(after mission phone call)

8-Ball: Yeah?

Yuka: Where are you, 8-Ball?

8-Ball: I'm at Vice City, Yuka. I am getting hunted back at Liberty.

Yuka: You left without saying good-bye?

8-Ball: I know.... but....

Yuka: No butts! We're through!

8-Ball: Yuka, no!

Yuka: I'm only kidding with you!

8-Ball: Oh for a sec I thought.....

Yuka: Hold on a second, 8-Ball son, I won't break-up with you, as long as you are not gonna make up love to that drug-ass bitch you're working for!

8-Ball: How did you know about Mary-Beth?

Yuka: Your friend Phil tells me you're working for his neice.

8-Ball: I know, but she's begging me to make-love to her!

Yuka: I'm your only lover, 8-Ball.

8-Ball: Whatever you say, baby! I love you, and I'll talk to ya later. Be sure to make sure Joey is alright.

Yuka: Sure thing, bye!

Friday, December 10, 2010

Mary-Beth Mission 3: Truth or Dare

Boss: Mary-Beth Williams
Characters: 8-Ball, Mary-Beth Williams, The Truth
Gangs: Bears, Haitians
Location: Mary-Jo's Place, Little Havana, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $800
Unlock Missions: Loan Shark (Mary-Beth), Drunk my Drug (Truth)

Objectives:
* Drive Truth to a Haitian house, so Truth can sell his drugs.
* Drive Truth to his hideout in Downtown (which is the Shukmole Shack from)

Script:

(Mary-Beth is smoking some pot)

8-Ball: Uhhh, Beth?

Mary-Beth: Heeeey, Baaaaalll man! Hey, pssst, ball man?

8-Ball: What?

Mary-Beth: I'm smoking pot!

8-Ball: No shit, and why are you whispering at me?

Mary-Beth: I dunno. Oh, Ball. I want you to meet a friend of mine. Truth?!

8-Ball: Who's Truth?

The Truth: Ah, hello, friend!

8-Ball: Oh hello, Truth.

Truth: I'm the Truth.

8-Ball: Yeah, I know that.

Truth: You must be, Balls, Beth is talking about.

8-Ball: It's 8-Ball, actually.

Truth: Nice to meet you fellow citizen of the peaceful world! Do you work for the government?

8-Ball: Hell no, man! I'm a member of the Leone Family. Well, actually they just pay me to look after them, I'm not really a Leone.

Truth: Another Liberty City mafia, huh? Just like the Sindacco Family. Listen, friend. Sit down, near Beth.

Mary-Beth: Yeah, honey! Sit next to your ol girlfriend, Beth!

8-Ball: Girlfriend?

Mary-Beth: Yeah, aren't I?

8-Ball: Not really.

Mary-Beth: *Laughs* Of course you are, silly!

8-Ball: Look, Truth. I think I'm better off standing, alright?

Truth: Well how about some weed?

8-Ball: Naw, I don't do drugs.

Truth: Another no-drugger huh? I know someone who lives in Los Santos, San Andreas that don't do drugs either.

8-Ball: Are you a hippy?

Truth: What the hell do I look like to you? Just a hobo on the street? Anyways I have a seller in Little Haiti. He's gonna get as high as me one day. You will too. Come with me downstairs. Don't forget to say 'goodbye' to your girlfriend.

(they're walking down)

8-Ball: She's not actually my.....

Mary-Beth: See ya around, baby! *blows kiss*

8-Ball: Ugh.

(outside)

Truth: Behold! The Mother Ship! That's my van you're seeing friend!

8-Ball: Nice van, Truth!

Truth: You drive.

8-Ball: Alright. Wait, what?

(inside)

8-Ball: Damn, Truth! How much weed do you have back there?

Truth: 120 pounds, 8-Ball!

8-Ball: Seriously?

Truth: I keep most of it in the car, in case I have to travel. I traveled here to Vice City from San Andreas. My old friend Carl Johnson told me I needed a vacation.

8-Ball: Who's Carl Johnson?

Truth: A man that helped me a lot back at San Andreas. But enough of him. Tell me about you.

8-Ball: Well I used to own 8-Ball's Bombshop, until....

Truth: Forget it, I'm not instructed. Just drive.

(at the house)

Truth: What do you mean mah weed is bad? WHOA don't aim that thing at a man of peace! AAAAH!

(runs back in the car)

Truth: DRIVE NOW!

8-Ball: Where?

Truth: OUTTA HERE!

(out of Little Haiti)

Truth: Phew, thanks fellow traveler!

8-Ball: Where do you want me to drop you and your van off?

Truth: I own a shack at Downtown across the street from the Biker's bar.

8-Ball: A'right.

(at the shack)

Truth: Thank you, peace-keeper! Come back here if you want to do more work for me.

Mary-Beth Mission 2: Shakedown

Boss: Mary-Beth Williams
Characters: 8-Ball, Mary-Beth Williams
Gangs: Bears, Sharks
Location: Mary-Jo's Place, Little Haiti, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $1000
Unlock Missions: Truth or Dare (Mary-Beth), Protection Racket Side-Mission

Objectives:
* Get to the Market in Little Havana.
* Kill the Sharks guarding the store.
* Get to the clothing store in Little Havana.
* Use a baseball bat to destroy parts of the store.

Script:

Mary-Beth: Ah, it's the pole-table man!

8-Ball: Pole-Table man? Oh, ha ha, I get it now! 8-Ball, pole-table man. That's good.

Mary-Beth: I knew you'd like it. You into protection racking?

8-Ball: I guess.

Mary-Beth: Come. There's a market uptown we need to raid.

8-Ball: Raid?

(in the car)

8-Ball: Where we going again?

Mary-Beth: You stupid or something? We're going to the Market in Little Havana!

8-Ball: You said Uptown before.

Mary-Beth: Whatever, just drive.

(at the shop)

Mary-Beth: Get in there, prick! Take care of those assholes raiding the store!

(inside the store)

Mary-Beth: You did good, kid. Hello, Nathan! Good to see you again!

Nathan: Oh.... Mary-Beth.... uhhh.

Mary-Beth: Don't say anything, Nathan. You wasted my god-damn time! You're protection rate just went double.

Nathan: Shit, really?

Mary-Beth: That triples it! Wanna make it more?

Nathan: No, I'm sorry, ma'am.

Mary-Beth: Just for calling me ma'am I'm gonna fuck you. Meet me in the back, and get dressed in black, bitch! Wait out here, 8-Ball.

(back in the car)

8-Ball: Why did you rape that man?

Mary-Beth: I made sure he wore a condom.

8-Ball: But why did you rape him?

Mary-Beth: I rape anyone who fucks with me! Even you if you keep asking those questions!

8-Ball: Where too, now?

Mary-Beth: There's a clothing store down the block.

(at the store)

Mary-Beth: Pay up!

Woman: Why?

Mary-Beth: Because I said so!

Woman: I already have the Sharks protecting me.

Mary-Beth: Oh, I see that. 8-Ball do me a favor and destroy this place.

(8-Ball breaking stuff)

Woman: Please, stop!

Woman: Why you doing this?

Woman: GUARDS! GUARDS!

(the sharks come, and 8-Ball kills them)

Woman: Okay, stop! I'll get your god damn protection!

Mary-Beth: And just to be sure we're clear with eachother, meet me in the back.

(outside)

8-Ball: Did you rape that woman?

Mary-Beth: Yeah, why?

8-Ball: She's a lady, you're a lady.

Mary-Beth: I said ANYONE who fucks with me gets raped. Even ladies. I'm a bi-girl.

8-Ball: Wow.

Mary-Beth: Thanks for your help Balls. Here's your cut.

(drives off)