Monday, September 27, 2010

Phil Mission 1: One Armed Bandit

Boss: Phil Cassidy
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: Sicilian Mafia
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $1000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Boy (Phil Cassidy), Shoreside Vale opened, An Old Hero (Toni)

Objectives:
* Pick up a package at the allyway in Newport (near Toni Cipriani's Staunton Safehouse)
* Survive the Sicilian ambush, and get back to Phil's.

Script:

8-Ball: Hello? Anyone here? Hello?!

(Phil Cassidy shows up holding a gun at the back of his head)

Phil: What do you want boy?

8-Ball: I... I'm looking for Phil Cassidy?

Phil: Yeah, you looking for Phil Cassidy, possibly rob him, and possibly rape him too. I know your kind, boy.

8-Ball: Please, don't shoot. I was sent by Joey Leone.

Phil: Joey Leone... Joey Leone.... Nope, never heard of him! Now, you rappiest, let's take you to the vice!

(8-Ball flips Phil over and he lands on the ground)

8-Ball: What the hell is wrong with you?

Phil: HA HA HA HA HA HA! I'm kidding with you, man! Here help me up!

(8-Ball helps him up)

Phil: Good to see you, 8-Ball! Joey told me you were coming! HA HA HA! So, you want me to be on your side, eh?

8-Ball: Yeah, sure.

Phil: Well, I have many problems right now! You see, I have this large conflict with the Sicilians. They came back to Liberty around 2001 after the death of your beloved friend Salvatore Leone.

8-Ball: Oh really?

Phil: Yeah! They keep stealing mah guns, my money! And they shall pay, friend! Look, I just want you to do a few favors for me, and I'll be on your side! I can even sell mah shit to you! *burp* Sorry, that was possibly that taco I had earlier today. So, I want you to pick up a package for me. It's at an allyway in Newport, near the car park. Go pick it up, 8-Ball.

8-Ball: Alright, alright.

(after mission phone call)

8-Ball: Wuss up?

Joey: 8-Ball? Yeah, it's Joey!

8-Ball: Yeah, you need something?

Joey: Since Shoreside Vale just opened, there's an old friend I want you to see. You know Toni Cipriani right?

8-Ball: Yeah.

Joey: Well he might need guns like you! Meet him at his place in Cedar Grove!

(after mission news alert)

News Lady: Celebration at last! Gang wars have finally dug down in all of Liberty City! All services from Staunton Island to Shoreside Vale has reopened for business! Including the Elevator Bridge, the Subway, and Porter Road Tunnel! Although gang wars are still going on in the city. Police chief Rick Steins said, that they can handle all they could, to make sure no more gang wars go on in this city.

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