Sunday, September 12, 2010

Yuka Mission 3: Celebrate Horrible Times, Come On!

Boss: Yuka Kasen
Characters: 8-Ball, Yuka Kasen
Gangs: Leone Family, Yakuza, Uptown Yardies
Location: Yakuza Casino, Torrington, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: The Tank (Yuka)

Objectives:
* Get to the Night Club in the re-developed Fort Staunton.
* Impress Yuka with your moves.
* The lights are out, kill all the ambushing Yardies.
* Take Yuka back to the Casino.

Script:

Yuka: 1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3. Ah, 8-Ball, son!

8-Ball: Hey, Miss Kasen, is our hostage talking?

Yuka: Who cares? Let's dance! (starts singing)

8-Ball: But don't we have business to take care of?

Yuka: Fun! Fun is first, my son!

8-Ball: Alright.

Yuka: To the Fort Staunton Night Club, awwwwwwaay!

8-Ball: Why did the Yakuza elect her as the gang boss?

(in the car)

8-Ball: Where to?

Yuka: Did you not hear me? The Night Club in Fort Staunton!

8-Ball: Wow, I'm so glad that district got re-developed. The new Staunton Plaza is way better then Little Italy huh?

Yuka: Yes, but the Opera House, and the food. Where is all that gonna go?

8-Ball: I heard they're putting a new Little Italy in here, when they re-develope this city. Liberty City is gonna look like New York by a long shot soon.

Yuka: Sad thing is, they have to move my Casino, but it's okay. My casino will look alot better in Las Venturas!

(at the night club)

Yuka: Dance with me, 8-Ball son!

8-Ball: Nah, I can't dance.

Yuka: C'mon!

8-Ball: Alright, fine.

(dance mini-game comes on) [it's alot like dancing when you play GTA: San Andreas]

(when you fail the dance game)

Yuka: You suck, 8-Ball! I can't believe you did this to me!

(when you win the dance mini-game)

Yuka: Amazing 8-Ball! You are amazing! If only my Aunt Asuka can see you now!

(the lights go off)

8-Ball: Oh shit! What the fuck is going on?

Yuka: 8-Ball, son! Just say calm, and protect me!

(cell phone rings)

Yuka: Hello? Yeah. I'm at the Fort Staunton Night Club, with 8-Ball! WHAT?! Oh hell no! Thanks for telling me, I'll be careful!

8-Ball: Who was that?

Yuka: That was one of my men. He said the Yardies were gonna attack this club.

(a loud noise, like a vent is heard)

Yuka: The Yardies! Quick I have a flashlight! Use this as light, and a melee weapon against the Yardies!

(if Yuka gets hurt by a Yardie)

Yuka: AAAAH! 8-Ball, help!

(when enough Yardies are killing, the police arrive outside, the lights go back on in the club)

Yuka: Oh thank goodness! Get me outta here, 8-Ball!

(in the car)

8-Ball: Man, that was heavy shit right there!

Yuka: Yes, I'm glad you were there with me! I'll never forget it!

8-Ball: Hey, we're trying to have peace right?

Yuka: Yes, yes of course!

(at the casino)

Yuka: Okay, I'm gonna let our little bitch talk about what the Cartel is up to. I'll see you later, 8-Ball!

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