Boss: Mary-Beth Williams
Characters: 8-Ball, Mary-Beth Williams, Mary-Jo Cassidy
Gangs: Bears
Location: Mary-Jo's Apartment, Little Haiti, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $500
Unlock Missions: Shakedown (Mary-Beth)
Objectives:
* Impress Mary-Beth with your driving skills.
Script:
8-Ball: Hello?
(8-Ball sees a big fat lady on the couch watching TV, weighing over 600 pounds)
Mary-Jo: Oh...... hello?
8-Ball: Uh, you Phil Cassidy's neice?
Mary-Jo: No, I'm..... her sister, Mary-Jo!
8-Ball: Then where's the neice?
Mary-Jo: Oh, okay..... BETH!?
(a skinny lady smoking comes out)
Mary-Beth: *cough* *cough* What do you want you fat bitch? Who the fuck is this black guy?
8-Ball: Hey, I'm offended, lady!
Mary-Beth: Well, sorry! What the hell do you want?
8-Ball: I'm looking for Phil Cassidy's neice. Might in need of some work?
Mary-Beth: Ah, Uncle Phil sent you, huh? That one-armed weirdo? Actually, yes, I do have some work for you! What's your name, kid?
8-Ball: I'm 8-Ball.
Mary-Beth: From, 8-Ball's bombshop?
8-Ball: Yeah, that's it!
Mary-Beth: Ah, I hear your pain, dude! I used to buy lots of bombs there! Okay, you're hired! C'mon!
(outside)
8-Ball: So, what's your name?
Mary-Beth: My name is Mary-Beth, and I'm the leader of the Bears Crime Family!
8-Ball: So, what's your first job?
Mary-Beth: Before I hire you, I want to know how well your driving skills are! Impress me, and you'd be hired!
8-Ball: Didn't you say you hired me already?
Mary-Beth: After this.
(list of unimpressment)
Mary-Beth: What the hell are you doing?
Mary-Beth: Why would I want to hire someone who can't drive?
Mary-Beth: Go back to school, loser!
Mary-Beth: You're useless, fool!
(list of impressment)
Mary-Beth: Not bad, not bad at all.
Mary-Beth: You could be useful in robbing a bank.
Mary-Beth: Wooooo! If only my mom were still here to see me.
Mary-Beth: You got balls. I like that in a man!
(list of stunt comments)
Mary-Beth: WHOA! Wow! Jeez louise!
Mary-Beth: HA HA HA HA HA! Giddy up horsey!
Mary-Beth: WOOOOOO! No wonder Jo didn't give me a pony!
(you fail the mission)
Mary-Beth: You want me to hire ya? Forget it buddy!
(you pass the mission)
Mary-Beth: Alright, you're hired. Come back to my crib when you get the chance.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Richard Mission 15: The New Players in Town
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Sharks
Location: Cam Jones' Old Place, Little Havana, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $1500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Leap Frog (Richard) [after a few missions from Mary-Beth]
Objectives:
* Take some new Leone members to drive-by some Sharks.
Script:
Richard: Hey, Quinton! Hand me those peanuts!
(Quinton throws Rich the peanuts)
8-Ball: Aw look you guys! Sitting around, watching TV, c'mon, guys!
Richard: Hey, I'm still tired of the escape from Liberty.
Quinton: Yeah me too!
8-Ball: Whatever. So, now what?
Richard: The Sharks are declaring wars on us. Well, they want war? Hey, fine by me! The noobs are outside, go drive-by some of them, and take some of their streets.
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Sharks
Location: Cam Jones' Old Place, Little Havana, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $1500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Leap Frog (Richard) [after a few missions from Mary-Beth]
Objectives:
* Take some new Leone members to drive-by some Sharks.
Script:
Richard: Hey, Quinton! Hand me those peanuts!
(Quinton throws Rich the peanuts)
8-Ball: Aw look you guys! Sitting around, watching TV, c'mon, guys!
Richard: Hey, I'm still tired of the escape from Liberty.
Quinton: Yeah me too!
8-Ball: Whatever. So, now what?
Richard: The Sharks are declaring wars on us. Well, they want war? Hey, fine by me! The noobs are outside, go drive-by some of them, and take some of their streets.
Monday, October 18, 2010
Richard Mission 14: Give me Vice
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Sharks
Location: Cam Jones' Place, Little Havana, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: Respect +
Unlock Missions: The New Players in Town (Richard), The Grown Minor (Mary-Beth)
Objectives:
* Pick up some homeless people around town, to give them a job as Leones (Sharks are getting members too, so watch out for them, max hobos is 7)
Script:
8-Ball: Hey guys!
Richard: Hey, 8-Ball!
Quinton: Wuss up, man?
Richard: Alright, so here's the plan, we're gonna spread around town. Pick up some hobos around town, and give them jobs as Leones! We're gonna need it, buddy!
Quinton: Yeah, that's right!
8-Ball: Alright, I'm on it!
Quinton: But be careful, man! There is the gang called the Sharks! We need to try to get more hobos then them.
8-Ball: Alright!
(list of 8-Ball askings)
8-Ball: Hey want a job?
8-Ball: Yo, wanna be a mafia member?
8-Ball: Dude, job, you in, or no?
8-Ball: I have some work for you.
8-Ball: We mafia called the Leones! Wanna join?
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello?
Phil: Hey, 8-Ball! It's ol Phil!
8-Ball: Yeah, well....
Phil: I know, I know, you're not in town. You're trapped in ol Vice huh?
8-Ball: Yeah, had some problems with some gangs around town.
Phil: Well if you need some work, my neice might have some for you! She lives at my sister's place in Little Haiti. Stop by over there, alright?
8-Ball: Whatever you say, Phil!
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Sharks
Location: Cam Jones' Place, Little Havana, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: Respect +
Unlock Missions: The New Players in Town (Richard), The Grown Minor (Mary-Beth)
Objectives:
* Pick up some homeless people around town, to give them a job as Leones (Sharks are getting members too, so watch out for them, max hobos is 7)
Script:
8-Ball: Hey guys!
Richard: Hey, 8-Ball!
Quinton: Wuss up, man?
Richard: Alright, so here's the plan, we're gonna spread around town. Pick up some hobos around town, and give them jobs as Leones! We're gonna need it, buddy!
Quinton: Yeah, that's right!
8-Ball: Alright, I'm on it!
Quinton: But be careful, man! There is the gang called the Sharks! We need to try to get more hobos then them.
8-Ball: Alright!
(list of 8-Ball askings)
8-Ball: Hey want a job?
8-Ball: Yo, wanna be a mafia member?
8-Ball: Dude, job, you in, or no?
8-Ball: I have some work for you.
8-Ball: We mafia called the Leones! Wanna join?
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello?
Phil: Hey, 8-Ball! It's ol Phil!
8-Ball: Yeah, well....
Phil: I know, I know, you're not in town. You're trapped in ol Vice huh?
8-Ball: Yeah, had some problems with some gangs around town.
Phil: Well if you need some work, my neice might have some for you! She lives at my sister's place in Little Haiti. Stop by over there, alright?
8-Ball: Whatever you say, Phil!
Joey Mission 16: Escape Liberty
Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone (voice), Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Diablos, Triads, Uptown Yardies, Colombian Cartel, Yakuza
Location: Payphone, Liberty Campus, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: Cam Jones house as safehouse
Unlock Missions: Give me Vice (Richard)
Objectives:
* Protect the car against gang members on the way to the Airport.
* Drive to Cam Jones' old place in Little Havana.
Script:
8-Ball: Joey, it's me.
Joey: 8-Ball! Thank god! You, Richard, and Quinton are all in serious danger! The other gangs in Liberty are after you, after you killed Verick! You must flee Liberty City right now, 8-Ball! I'm sorry, but you must!
8-Ball: But what about you?
Joey: Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'm safe and sound in the police station. Besides I also got Luigi, and Toni. You three must leave right now! I got Richard to get tickets on the next flight to Vice City Florida. Lay low for a while, and I'll let you know when it's safe to come back. Good luck, 8-Ball, and thank you for helping me out, and letting the Demon Frogs flee the city. Now, go!
8-Ball: Okay, cya later, Joey!
(at the car)
Quinton: Aw man! I can't believe we're gonna die!
Richard: Don't worry, Quinton! We won't die! Let's just get to the Airport pronto! I'll drive, you and Quinton shoot!
(driving)
Quinton: I got a very bad feeling about this, bro!
Richard: Calm down! Just shoot any enemy gang member in our way!
8-Ball: Uh oh! Here come the Yardies!
Richard: Don't talk about it mother fucker, shoot!
Quinton: Man, I'm too pretty to die!
Richard: Shut up, Quinton!
Quinton: No you shut up, Richard!
Richard: God damn, dude! Is this the time to argue?
Quinton: Well.... yeah! Of course it is!
Richard: Just shoot, pea brain!
(when Richard drives to the Elevator Bridge)
Richard: What the fuck? The Triads have the Bridge well guarded!
Quinton: What do we do now, Rich?
8-Ball: Porter Road Tunnel! Step on it, Rich!
Quinton: Man, I getting sea sick!
(when they reach the tunnel)
Richard: It's the Diablos!
Quinton: Does every gang in Liberty hate us?
Richard: It seems that way!
(a Rhino bursts through the Portland path)
Quinton: WHOA SHIT! IT'S A MOTHA FUCKING TANK!
Richard: Aw shit!
8-Ball: Step on it, Rich, NOW!
Richard: I'm trying!
Quinton: We can't destroy it! This ain't fair!
Richard: Wars are never fair, brah!
8-Ball: I'm so glad this car is bullet proof!
(when they reach the surface)
Quinton: We made it! Aw man, it's the Cartel! They surrounded us! We're finished!
Richard: Aw man, another tank?
8-Ball: Why is the Tank destroying the Cartel trucks?
Richard: Wait! I see Yakuza cars!
8-Ball: God bless you, Yuka!
Richard: Who's Yuka?
8-Ball: Forget it! Get to the airport! Now!
(the Yakuza are stalling the Cartel while 8-Ball, Quinton, and Rich run inside the airport with their bags)
8-Ball: Man you bought way to much stuff, Richard!
Richard: Can't help it!
(a plane shows leaving Liberty City, then lands in Vice City, then the 3 walk out of the Airport)
Quinton: Man we're goooooooood! I can't believe we made it to Vice City!
Richard: I can't believe it either!
8-Ball: Wow, I've been here once, when I got a bombshop at this place.
Quinton: Soooo, where we gonna stay, geinus?
Richard: I had an old friend named Cam Jones. He sold me his place. His place is in Little Havana.
Quinton: Well while you got that, I bought us a badass sports car!
8-Ball: Nice, Quinton! A white Infernus huh?
Quinton: Yeah, I had the feeling I owned one before, so that's why I got that!
Richard: But there's only two seats, dude!
Quinton: Oh, right! TAXI?
(a Taxi appears)
Quinton: Take this guy to 397 Little Havana, please?
Richard: Oh thanks, Quinton! (sarcastic)
Quinton: My pleassure! Now, I'm still tired from the fight, so you drive!
(in the car)
Quinton: Vice City! I feel like I've been here before! I think I was here before I lost my memories!
8-Ball: Uh huh, yeah.
Quinton: Pretty nice, huh?
8-Ball: This place changed a bit, but not that much since the 80s.
Quinton: Yeah, there were less buildings then this.
(at the place)
Richard: Make yourselves at home! They're three rooms in here, I'll take the master bedroom.
Quinton: Awww!
Richard: And 8-Ball. Time spread the Leone turf in Vice City! Come back when you're ready. Just go ahead, and take a look around. Get the feel of the place.
8-Ball: Alright, sounds good!
(after mission news)
News Lady: Vice City dealt a big surprise today as Hurricane G is thinking of making land fall here pretty soon. Although the hurricane is in a stand still right now in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico. Our measures are to close all bridges from the Mainland to Ocean Beach, and Vice Point, and flights to, and from Escobar International Airport have been delayed, until further notice. VNN news from radio to your ear.
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone (voice), Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Diablos, Triads, Uptown Yardies, Colombian Cartel, Yakuza
Location: Payphone, Liberty Campus, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: Cam Jones house as safehouse
Unlock Missions: Give me Vice (Richard)
Objectives:
* Protect the car against gang members on the way to the Airport.
* Drive to Cam Jones' old place in Little Havana.
Script:
8-Ball: Joey, it's me.
Joey: 8-Ball! Thank god! You, Richard, and Quinton are all in serious danger! The other gangs in Liberty are after you, after you killed Verick! You must flee Liberty City right now, 8-Ball! I'm sorry, but you must!
8-Ball: But what about you?
Joey: Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'm safe and sound in the police station. Besides I also got Luigi, and Toni. You three must leave right now! I got Richard to get tickets on the next flight to Vice City Florida. Lay low for a while, and I'll let you know when it's safe to come back. Good luck, 8-Ball, and thank you for helping me out, and letting the Demon Frogs flee the city. Now, go!
8-Ball: Okay, cya later, Joey!
(at the car)
Quinton: Aw man! I can't believe we're gonna die!
Richard: Don't worry, Quinton! We won't die! Let's just get to the Airport pronto! I'll drive, you and Quinton shoot!
(driving)
Quinton: I got a very bad feeling about this, bro!
Richard: Calm down! Just shoot any enemy gang member in our way!
8-Ball: Uh oh! Here come the Yardies!
Richard: Don't talk about it mother fucker, shoot!
Quinton: Man, I'm too pretty to die!
Richard: Shut up, Quinton!
Quinton: No you shut up, Richard!
Richard: God damn, dude! Is this the time to argue?
Quinton: Well.... yeah! Of course it is!
Richard: Just shoot, pea brain!
(when Richard drives to the Elevator Bridge)
Richard: What the fuck? The Triads have the Bridge well guarded!
Quinton: What do we do now, Rich?
8-Ball: Porter Road Tunnel! Step on it, Rich!
Quinton: Man, I getting sea sick!
(when they reach the tunnel)
Richard: It's the Diablos!
Quinton: Does every gang in Liberty hate us?
Richard: It seems that way!
(a Rhino bursts through the Portland path)
Quinton: WHOA SHIT! IT'S A MOTHA FUCKING TANK!
Richard: Aw shit!
8-Ball: Step on it, Rich, NOW!
Richard: I'm trying!
Quinton: We can't destroy it! This ain't fair!
Richard: Wars are never fair, brah!
8-Ball: I'm so glad this car is bullet proof!
(when they reach the surface)
Quinton: We made it! Aw man, it's the Cartel! They surrounded us! We're finished!
Richard: Aw man, another tank?
8-Ball: Why is the Tank destroying the Cartel trucks?
Richard: Wait! I see Yakuza cars!
8-Ball: God bless you, Yuka!
Richard: Who's Yuka?
8-Ball: Forget it! Get to the airport! Now!
(the Yakuza are stalling the Cartel while 8-Ball, Quinton, and Rich run inside the airport with their bags)
8-Ball: Man you bought way to much stuff, Richard!
Richard: Can't help it!
(a plane shows leaving Liberty City, then lands in Vice City, then the 3 walk out of the Airport)
Quinton: Man we're goooooooood! I can't believe we made it to Vice City!
Richard: I can't believe it either!
8-Ball: Wow, I've been here once, when I got a bombshop at this place.
Quinton: Soooo, where we gonna stay, geinus?
Richard: I had an old friend named Cam Jones. He sold me his place. His place is in Little Havana.
Quinton: Well while you got that, I bought us a badass sports car!
8-Ball: Nice, Quinton! A white Infernus huh?
Quinton: Yeah, I had the feeling I owned one before, so that's why I got that!
Richard: But there's only two seats, dude!
Quinton: Oh, right! TAXI?
(a Taxi appears)
Quinton: Take this guy to 397 Little Havana, please?
Richard: Oh thanks, Quinton! (sarcastic)
Quinton: My pleassure! Now, I'm still tired from the fight, so you drive!
(in the car)
Quinton: Vice City! I feel like I've been here before! I think I was here before I lost my memories!
8-Ball: Uh huh, yeah.
Quinton: Pretty nice, huh?
8-Ball: This place changed a bit, but not that much since the 80s.
Quinton: Yeah, there were less buildings then this.
(at the place)
Richard: Make yourselves at home! They're three rooms in here, I'll take the master bedroom.
Quinton: Awww!
Richard: And 8-Ball. Time spread the Leone turf in Vice City! Come back when you're ready. Just go ahead, and take a look around. Get the feel of the place.
8-Ball: Alright, sounds good!
(after mission news)
News Lady: Vice City dealt a big surprise today as Hurricane G is thinking of making land fall here pretty soon. Although the hurricane is in a stand still right now in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico. Our measures are to close all bridges from the Mainland to Ocean Beach, and Vice Point, and flights to, and from Escobar International Airport have been delayed, until further notice. VNN news from radio to your ear.
Joey Mission 15: Demon Downfall
Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance, Toni Cipriani, Verick the Demon Frog
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs, Diablos
Location: Pike Creek Police Station, Pike Creek, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $5000 Respect +; Stubby Shotgun and Sawn Shotgun avaiable at Ammu-Nation
Unlock Missions: Escape Liberty (Joey)
Objectives:
* Meet up with Toni, Quinton, and Richard at the Demon Frog Mantion in Cedar Grove.
* Infiltrate the mantion with Toni, while Rich and Quinton keep watch.
* Look for the key card that opens the secret area of the mantion.
* Look for Verick and kill him.
* Escape the mantion, and get back to the hotel, but watch out for Demon Frogs chasing you.
Script:
(8-Ball is at the talking area in the police station)
8-Ball: Mr. Leone?
Joey: Hey, 8-Ball.
8-Ball: How's it going in there?
Joey: What the hell do you mean, how's it going in there? Those cock sucker gangs the Triads, Diablos, and/or the Demon Frogs set me up!
8-Ball: Hey, it could be any gang in Liberty!
Joey: Yeah, maybe, but we're gonna hit the Frogs where it hurts most! Toni, Quint, and Rich are outside the Demon Frog mantion in Cedar Grove. Kill Verick the Demon Frog! I want him hanging on my fire place!
8-Ball: Really?
Joey: You know what I mean! Good luck!
(at the mantion)
Quinton: This is some bullshit right here, man!
Toni: Man, first Sal, now Joey! What are the Leone dons gonna do?
8-Ball: Don't worry guys! Let's just infiltrate this mantion!
(2 Diablo cars arrive, and Diablos come out)
Richard: Diablo attack!
(while the Diablos are getting killed, Demon Frogs burst out of the mantion and begin fireing)
Richard: Frogs, coming out of the mantion! I'll try to hack this door open!
(once the gate is opened)
Richard: Alright! Me, and Quinton will patrol the outside! Go ahead you guys!
Toni: C'mon, 8-Ball!
(once the Demon Frogs in the mantion are dead)
Toni: Did you kill Verick?
8-Ball: No!
Toni: Me either! Where the fuck is he?
8-Ball: There could be a secret room around here!
Toni: Yeah! I see a lock on this blank wall! Looks like a card should be there! Find the key card, and we can kill Verick!
(when 8-Ball finds the card)
8-Ball: Found it!
(when the door opens)
Toni: Alright let's go!
(when Verick's office is reached)
Verick: 8-Ball! Toni! How's it going?
Toni: You about to die!
Verick: We'll see about that! GUARDS! GUARDS!
(once Verick is dead, he is wounded on the ground)
Verick: *cough* *cough* You stupid pricks! MY HOUSE! Look what you've done to it!
Toni: This is for Sal!
Verick: Why do you Leones hate us? You started this war! We wanted an alliance but no, you wanted a war! This is your own fault you dicks!
Toni: Say goodnight Mr. Demon Frog!
(they both shoot Verick at the same time)
Toni: C'mon, 8-Ball! Our mission is not over yet! We should get going back to the hotel! After this, the Demon Frogs shall leave the city for good!
(outside)
Richard: Did you kill him?
Toni: Damn right we got him! Why the hell do you think we're back, Rich?
Quinton: Wow! I'm alive again, baby! I feel alive!
(when the Frogs are chasing them)
Richard: Counter-attack! We shoot, you drive, 8-Ball.
(at the hotel)
Toni: My work here is done, I better be going back to Ma's.
Quinton: I'm going home.
Richard: And I'll be back at the room. Cya, 8-Ball!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello?
Joey: Oh for fuck's sake, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: What? What happened? Verick is dead!
Joey: It's not that! You all are in serious danger! I can't speak it to loud! I'll tell you guys over here. Just pack up your stuff, and get to the payphone in Liberty Campus, right now!
(after mission news)
News Lady: Gang raid came at Cedar Grove today after a high-ranked leader, Verick the Demon Frog was assassinated today in his own home. This ends the gang-war between the Leones, and Demon Frogs as the Frogs left the city, either to Vice City, or Las Venturas. The Leone Mafia Family was to be responsible for this. The DEA is in right now in search of them, so they can join their leader in prison! Stay tuned for more, later on LCN!
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance, Toni Cipriani, Verick the Demon Frog
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs, Diablos
Location: Pike Creek Police Station, Pike Creek, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $5000 Respect +; Stubby Shotgun and Sawn Shotgun avaiable at Ammu-Nation
Unlock Missions: Escape Liberty (Joey)
Objectives:
* Meet up with Toni, Quinton, and Richard at the Demon Frog Mantion in Cedar Grove.
* Infiltrate the mantion with Toni, while Rich and Quinton keep watch.
* Look for the key card that opens the secret area of the mantion.
* Look for Verick and kill him.
* Escape the mantion, and get back to the hotel, but watch out for Demon Frogs chasing you.
Script:
(8-Ball is at the talking area in the police station)
8-Ball: Mr. Leone?
Joey: Hey, 8-Ball.
8-Ball: How's it going in there?
Joey: What the hell do you mean, how's it going in there? Those cock sucker gangs the Triads, Diablos, and/or the Demon Frogs set me up!
8-Ball: Hey, it could be any gang in Liberty!
Joey: Yeah, maybe, but we're gonna hit the Frogs where it hurts most! Toni, Quint, and Rich are outside the Demon Frog mantion in Cedar Grove. Kill Verick the Demon Frog! I want him hanging on my fire place!
8-Ball: Really?
Joey: You know what I mean! Good luck!
(at the mantion)
Quinton: This is some bullshit right here, man!
Toni: Man, first Sal, now Joey! What are the Leone dons gonna do?
8-Ball: Don't worry guys! Let's just infiltrate this mantion!
(2 Diablo cars arrive, and Diablos come out)
Richard: Diablo attack!
(while the Diablos are getting killed, Demon Frogs burst out of the mantion and begin fireing)
Richard: Frogs, coming out of the mantion! I'll try to hack this door open!
(once the gate is opened)
Richard: Alright! Me, and Quinton will patrol the outside! Go ahead you guys!
Toni: C'mon, 8-Ball!
(once the Demon Frogs in the mantion are dead)
Toni: Did you kill Verick?
8-Ball: No!
Toni: Me either! Where the fuck is he?
8-Ball: There could be a secret room around here!
Toni: Yeah! I see a lock on this blank wall! Looks like a card should be there! Find the key card, and we can kill Verick!
(when 8-Ball finds the card)
8-Ball: Found it!
(when the door opens)
Toni: Alright let's go!
(when Verick's office is reached)
Verick: 8-Ball! Toni! How's it going?
Toni: You about to die!
Verick: We'll see about that! GUARDS! GUARDS!
(once Verick is dead, he is wounded on the ground)
Verick: *cough* *cough* You stupid pricks! MY HOUSE! Look what you've done to it!
Toni: This is for Sal!
Verick: Why do you Leones hate us? You started this war! We wanted an alliance but no, you wanted a war! This is your own fault you dicks!
Toni: Say goodnight Mr. Demon Frog!
(they both shoot Verick at the same time)
Toni: C'mon, 8-Ball! Our mission is not over yet! We should get going back to the hotel! After this, the Demon Frogs shall leave the city for good!
(outside)
Richard: Did you kill him?
Toni: Damn right we got him! Why the hell do you think we're back, Rich?
Quinton: Wow! I'm alive again, baby! I feel alive!
(when the Frogs are chasing them)
Richard: Counter-attack! We shoot, you drive, 8-Ball.
(at the hotel)
Toni: My work here is done, I better be going back to Ma's.
Quinton: I'm going home.
Richard: And I'll be back at the room. Cya, 8-Ball!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello?
Joey: Oh for fuck's sake, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: What? What happened? Verick is dead!
Joey: It's not that! You all are in serious danger! I can't speak it to loud! I'll tell you guys over here. Just pack up your stuff, and get to the payphone in Liberty Campus, right now!
(after mission news)
News Lady: Gang raid came at Cedar Grove today after a high-ranked leader, Verick the Demon Frog was assassinated today in his own home. This ends the gang-war between the Leones, and Demon Frogs as the Frogs left the city, either to Vice City, or Las Venturas. The Leone Mafia Family was to be responsible for this. The DEA is in right now in search of them, so they can join their leader in prison! Stay tuned for more, later on LCN!
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Joey Mission 14: Chopping Choppers
Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: None
Unlock Missions: Demon Downfall (Joey)
Objectives:
* Get to the helicopter on the roof.
* Use Quinton as a gunner to destroy the FBI searching helicopters in the skies, but make sure Quinton doesn't lose his balance, or we won't fire. Also make sure the helicopter doesn't take to much damage. (2 stars after the 1st chopper, 3 stars after 2nd, and 4 stars after 3rd)
Script:
Joey: 8-Ball! The FBI is after me! They think I'm responsible for the madness that's going on! They're in Helicopters in the sky right now trying to search for me!
8-Ball: What the hell are we gonna do?
Joey: There's a helicopter on the roof. You fly the helicopter, while Quinton takes fire, and destroy the choppers! I'm gonna plan to get an attack on Verick the Demon Frog! Quinton is waiting for you upstairs! GO!
(upstairs)
Quinton: YO, Ball! Wussup?
8-Ball: Not much, you ready?
Quinton: Let's pop!
(when Quinton spots choppers)
Quinton: There's one!
(destroying the chopper)
Quinton: Cool! VERY COOL MAN! Let's get another one!
(destroying the 2nd chopper)
Quinton: I'm Quinton Cance! You'll get in the chance!
(destroying the 3rd chopper)
Quinton: Okay, they're done! Back to the hotel!
(at the hotel)
Quinton: Joey? Yo, bro, we back! Mr. Leone?
8-Ball: Mr. Leone? Where the fuck are you?
Quinton: This place looks like it's been raided!
8-Ball: Where are they?
Quinton: I dunno.
(sierens are heard outside, Quinton looks out the window and sees police trucks driving away)
Quinton: The FBI. THE FBI!
8-Ball: What the fuck?
Quinton: THE FBI TOOK HIM!
Next Door Neighbor: Hey, keep it down in there! Some people are trying to sleep, or at least nap!
Quinton: SORRY! Shit! Damn!
8-Ball: This ain't good! We have to go see Joey over at the station!
Quinton: By we you mean you. I ain't going there!
8-Ball: Whatever you say. I'll cya later.
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Speak.
Joey: 8-Ball! I can't believe it! They found me! OKAY I'LL KEEP IT DOWN!
8-Ball: What?
Joey: Sorry, the police told me to quiet it down. Misty is with me, oh, and she says 'hi'. Anyways time to attack Verick the Demon Frog! I'm at the police station in Pike Creek. Talk to me over there.
(after mission news)
News Lady: The don of the Leone Mafia Family, Joey Leone, has been arrested today after finding out, he was the one causing the big problems around Liberty City. He was found inside the Fort Carson Hotel in Bedford Point, while friends of his were stalled by attacking police helicopters around the skies. Thanks to his arrested, there is sure to be more peace in Liberty. More on LCN, soon.
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: None
Unlock Missions: Demon Downfall (Joey)
Objectives:
* Get to the helicopter on the roof.
* Use Quinton as a gunner to destroy the FBI searching helicopters in the skies, but make sure Quinton doesn't lose his balance, or we won't fire. Also make sure the helicopter doesn't take to much damage. (2 stars after the 1st chopper, 3 stars after 2nd, and 4 stars after 3rd)
Script:
Joey: 8-Ball! The FBI is after me! They think I'm responsible for the madness that's going on! They're in Helicopters in the sky right now trying to search for me!
8-Ball: What the hell are we gonna do?
Joey: There's a helicopter on the roof. You fly the helicopter, while Quinton takes fire, and destroy the choppers! I'm gonna plan to get an attack on Verick the Demon Frog! Quinton is waiting for you upstairs! GO!
(upstairs)
Quinton: YO, Ball! Wussup?
8-Ball: Not much, you ready?
Quinton: Let's pop!
(when Quinton spots choppers)
Quinton: There's one!
(destroying the chopper)
Quinton: Cool! VERY COOL MAN! Let's get another one!
(destroying the 2nd chopper)
Quinton: I'm Quinton Cance! You'll get in the chance!
(destroying the 3rd chopper)
Quinton: Okay, they're done! Back to the hotel!
(at the hotel)
Quinton: Joey? Yo, bro, we back! Mr. Leone?
8-Ball: Mr. Leone? Where the fuck are you?
Quinton: This place looks like it's been raided!
8-Ball: Where are they?
Quinton: I dunno.
(sierens are heard outside, Quinton looks out the window and sees police trucks driving away)
Quinton: The FBI. THE FBI!
8-Ball: What the fuck?
Quinton: THE FBI TOOK HIM!
Next Door Neighbor: Hey, keep it down in there! Some people are trying to sleep, or at least nap!
Quinton: SORRY! Shit! Damn!
8-Ball: This ain't good! We have to go see Joey over at the station!
Quinton: By we you mean you. I ain't going there!
8-Ball: Whatever you say. I'll cya later.
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Speak.
Joey: 8-Ball! I can't believe it! They found me! OKAY I'LL KEEP IT DOWN!
8-Ball: What?
Joey: Sorry, the police told me to quiet it down. Misty is with me, oh, and she says 'hi'. Anyways time to attack Verick the Demon Frog! I'm at the police station in Pike Creek. Talk to me over there.
(after mission news)
News Lady: The don of the Leone Mafia Family, Joey Leone, has been arrested today after finding out, he was the one causing the big problems around Liberty City. He was found inside the Fort Carson Hotel in Bedford Point, while friends of his were stalled by attacking police helicopters around the skies. Thanks to his arrested, there is sure to be more peace in Liberty. More on LCN, soon.
Joey Mission 13: When Stuff Goes Wrong
Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Misty, Joey Leone, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Chopping Choppers (Joey)
Objectives:
* Get Quinton and Richard to Drive-by 5 Demon Frog squads around Staunton.
Script:
Misty: Hey, I'm bored! When you gonna drill me?
Joey: I'm busy, Misty! Sweet jesus!
Misty: You know, Joey? Ever since you started working your father's job, you've been a real jerk lately!
Joey: I'm busy okay? So be quiet!
Misty: Grrr!
(Misty walks into the bathroom, and slams the door)
Richard: What's wrong with her?
Joey: No matter, Rich! Now, we need to weaken the Demon Frog population in Staunton. Lots of our reinforcements have decreased.
Quinton: Alright, baby! We're gonna slay some Frogs! Can't wait!
Joey: Come on, Quint! We're not in the 80s anymore! Stop with the 80s talk!
Quinton: Come on, baby! I'm an all 80s man! Can we just silants these shit heads?
8-Ball: Hey guys!
Quinton: 8-Ball, bro! We're gonna drive-by some Frogs! You in?
8-Ball: Alright.
(at the car)
Richard: Okay, 8-Ball! We're gonna drive-by at least 5 Frog groups! Then the population will decrease on them!
8-Ball: Alright! You know? I'm starting to think the Demon Frogs were the ones that put me out of business.
Richard: How could you say that? It could be the Triads, or the Diablos.
8-Ball: Yeah, maybe.
(a group is found)
Quinton: LET'S POP!
(when the first group is dead)
Quinton: Man I am the Quinton Cance machine, baby! Let's go for another group!
(second group)
Richard: There they are!
(second group dead)
Richard: Okay, three more, brah!
(third group dead)
Quinton: HA HA HA! I'm the Frog killer!
Richard: I thought you said you were the Quinton Cance machine?
(fourth group dead)
Richard: Okay! Just one more!
(fifth group dead)
Quinton: OH YEAH! That was awesome! We popped heads like cola!
Richard: Great job guys! Let's head back to the hotel.
(at the hotel)
Quinton: Can't wait to tell Joey this!
(after mission news)
News Lady: Drive-by frenzy on Staunton Island today, as a car with two passangers were fireing their machine guns at a few groups of the Demon Frogs mafia. These gang wars could be the start of something big. Union Chief Jane Hopper said, everyone should stay out of gang controlled areas in the city. Stay tuned for more, later.
Characters: 8-Ball, Misty, Joey Leone, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Chopping Choppers (Joey)
Objectives:
* Get Quinton and Richard to Drive-by 5 Demon Frog squads around Staunton.
Script:
Misty: Hey, I'm bored! When you gonna drill me?
Joey: I'm busy, Misty! Sweet jesus!
Misty: You know, Joey? Ever since you started working your father's job, you've been a real jerk lately!
Joey: I'm busy okay? So be quiet!
Misty: Grrr!
(Misty walks into the bathroom, and slams the door)
Richard: What's wrong with her?
Joey: No matter, Rich! Now, we need to weaken the Demon Frog population in Staunton. Lots of our reinforcements have decreased.
Quinton: Alright, baby! We're gonna slay some Frogs! Can't wait!
Joey: Come on, Quint! We're not in the 80s anymore! Stop with the 80s talk!
Quinton: Come on, baby! I'm an all 80s man! Can we just silants these shit heads?
8-Ball: Hey guys!
Quinton: 8-Ball, bro! We're gonna drive-by some Frogs! You in?
8-Ball: Alright.
(at the car)
Richard: Okay, 8-Ball! We're gonna drive-by at least 5 Frog groups! Then the population will decrease on them!
8-Ball: Alright! You know? I'm starting to think the Demon Frogs were the ones that put me out of business.
Richard: How could you say that? It could be the Triads, or the Diablos.
8-Ball: Yeah, maybe.
(a group is found)
Quinton: LET'S POP!
(when the first group is dead)
Quinton: Man I am the Quinton Cance machine, baby! Let's go for another group!
(second group)
Richard: There they are!
(second group dead)
Richard: Okay, three more, brah!
(third group dead)
Quinton: HA HA HA! I'm the Frog killer!
Richard: I thought you said you were the Quinton Cance machine?
(fourth group dead)
Richard: Okay! Just one more!
(fifth group dead)
Quinton: OH YEAH! That was awesome! We popped heads like cola!
Richard: Great job guys! Let's head back to the hotel.
(at the hotel)
Quinton: Can't wait to tell Joey this!
(after mission news)
News Lady: Drive-by frenzy on Staunton Island today, as a car with two passangers were fireing their machine guns at a few groups of the Demon Frogs mafia. These gang wars could be the start of something big. Union Chief Jane Hopper said, everyone should stay out of gang controlled areas in the city. Stay tuned for more, later.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Phil Mission 7: Stallionz
Boss: Phil Cassidy
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: LC Bikers
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $1000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Escape Liberty (after all other missions in Liberty City are done)
Objectives:
* Get to the Bikers bar in Chinatown.
* Follow the Biker to the hidden Biker base, but don't get to far or to close.
* Raid the Biker hideout, and take back Cassidy's SPANK.
* Take the SPANK back to Phil's, but careful with the Bikers chasing you.
Script:
8-Ball: Wuss up, Phil?
Phil: Ah! Where is it?
8-Ball: Where is what?
Phil: My SPANK?
8-Ball: Ha ha! Wow that didn't sound right!
Phil: It must be dem Biker boys! The Bikers have a bar in Chinatown, maybe you should check it out, boy.
8-Ball: Alright! But will you stop calling me 'boy' please?
Phil: Sure, kid.
8-Ball: And not.... ah whatever!
Phil: I didn't even call you 'whatever'.
(at the biker bar)
Biker 1: Alright, I have old man Cassidy's SPANK at our secret base, I'm heading there right now.
Biker 2: Okay, hurry it up. I need some SPANK bad!
(when 8-Ball gets to the hideout)
Biker: SHIT! How the hell did you find us?
8-Ball: You really shouldn't be a big mouth, buddy!
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: LC Bikers
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $1000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Escape Liberty (after all other missions in Liberty City are done)
Objectives:
* Get to the Bikers bar in Chinatown.
* Follow the Biker to the hidden Biker base, but don't get to far or to close.
* Raid the Biker hideout, and take back Cassidy's SPANK.
* Take the SPANK back to Phil's, but careful with the Bikers chasing you.
Script:
8-Ball: Wuss up, Phil?
Phil: Ah! Where is it?
8-Ball: Where is what?
Phil: My SPANK?
8-Ball: Ha ha! Wow that didn't sound right!
Phil: It must be dem Biker boys! The Bikers have a bar in Chinatown, maybe you should check it out, boy.
8-Ball: Alright! But will you stop calling me 'boy' please?
Phil: Sure, kid.
8-Ball: And not.... ah whatever!
Phil: I didn't even call you 'whatever'.
(at the biker bar)
Biker 1: Alright, I have old man Cassidy's SPANK at our secret base, I'm heading there right now.
Biker 2: Okay, hurry it up. I need some SPANK bad!
(when 8-Ball gets to the hideout)
Biker: SHIT! How the hell did you find us?
8-Ball: You really shouldn't be a big mouth, buddy!
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Phil Mission 6: This Town Ain't Big Enough
Boss: Phil Cassidy
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: Uptown Yardies
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2100 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Stallionz (Phil)
Objectives:
* Go with Phil to the dock in Rockford to pick up some money.
* Phil's driving, you shoot the incoming Yardies.
Script:
Phil: So, that's why I need that money! It's at the boat on Rockford!
8-Ball: So let me get this streight, you want that money to buy more useless, fucking boomshines? You don't need those!
Phil: YES I DO! Now, come on! You'll get paid for this, don't worry!
8-Ball: *Sigh*
(in the car)
Phil: Uggghh! Boomshines! Best stuff in the world! They really would make a man outta you, friend! I swear, I remember.... the first time I had those! Thank you Zack!
(on the boat)
Phil: Ah, here's the money! Okay, 8-Ball, I..... Oh shit!
Yardie: Hey, that mon steal our money!
(phil starts driving)
Phil: Shoot, boy!!!
8-Ball: I'm shooting, I'm shooting!
(when phil goes on the ramp with explosive barrels, and explodes)
Phil: LOOOUUUUIISSEEEEE! Yee haw! Yeah! Woo! Looks like we're.... aw no, a helicopter! BRING IT DOWN, BRING IT DOWN!
(when the boat gets to the destnation)
Phil: I better gets these babies to a safe place. See ya later, partner!
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: Uptown Yardies
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2100 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Stallionz (Phil)
Objectives:
* Go with Phil to the dock in Rockford to pick up some money.
* Phil's driving, you shoot the incoming Yardies.
Script:
Phil: So, that's why I need that money! It's at the boat on Rockford!
8-Ball: So let me get this streight, you want that money to buy more useless, fucking boomshines? You don't need those!
Phil: YES I DO! Now, come on! You'll get paid for this, don't worry!
8-Ball: *Sigh*
(in the car)
Phil: Uggghh! Boomshines! Best stuff in the world! They really would make a man outta you, friend! I swear, I remember.... the first time I had those! Thank you Zack!
(on the boat)
Phil: Ah, here's the money! Okay, 8-Ball, I..... Oh shit!
Yardie: Hey, that mon steal our money!
(phil starts driving)
Phil: Shoot, boy!!!
8-Ball: I'm shooting, I'm shooting!
(when phil goes on the ramp with explosive barrels, and explodes)
Phil: LOOOUUUUIISSEEEEE! Yee haw! Yeah! Woo! Looks like we're.... aw no, a helicopter! BRING IT DOWN, BRING IT DOWN!
(when the boat gets to the destnation)
Phil: I better gets these babies to a safe place. See ya later, partner!
Toni Mission 6: Freaking With the Forellis
Boss: Toni Cipirani
Characters: 8-Ball, Toni Cipriani
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family
Location: Mamma's Resturant, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $3000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: When Stuff Goes Wrong (Joey)
Objectives:
* Drive to Marco's Bistro at Saint Mark's.
* Go inside, and kill all the Forellis inside.
* Grab some explosives from the closet.
* Plant the explosives.
* Run! Get out of the Bistro!
Script:
Toni: Hey, 8-Ball! Alright, time to hit the Forellis hard! I'm telling you, nobody messes with Salvatore, Ma, or Toni Cipriani!
8-Ball: Yeah, yeah I hear that, so what do we do now?
Toni: Well, good job of taking care of Claude. Now, Sal will rest peacefully now that he's dead.
8-Ball: I'm glad he's happy now.
Toni: Indeed! So, now to get revenge on Ma's killers! We're gonna trash the Saint Mark's Bistro! No, not just kill everyone in there, but we're gonna destroy it! The Bistro is their main characters, maybe their leader is in there. C'mon, let's go!
(in the car)
Toni: This is gonna decrease the Forelli empire deeply! Let's go get those assholes!
(at the Bistro)
Toni: C'mon! Let's get in there, and teach the Forellis a lesson!
(once the bistro is clear)
Toni: Wow! I'm back! I'm back from the dead, baby! I'm strong again! I'm sure Sal is happy. Now, there are explosives in the closet.
8-Ball: Wait, how did you know there were explosives in the closet?
Toni: I..... I have no idea.
(once you grab the explosives)
Toni: Plant them quick! More Forellis maybe coming!
8-Ball: That's what she said!
Toni: Oh you got me!
(once the explosives are planted)
Toni: RUN!
(once the Bistro is destroyed)
Toni: YES! We did it, 8-Ball! The Forellis had their payback! That's what you get for killing my mom, you uncle fuckers! HA HA HA! Great job, 8-Ball! I owe you one!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hmm?
Joey: 8-Ball, it's Joey! We have problems! BIG PROBLEMS! C'mon on down to the hotel.
(after mission news alert)
News Lady: Gang wars descended on Portland today, as the destruction of the Marco's Bistro that was in Saint Mark's. The Bistro was owned by the mafia family, the Forelli Family. The Leone Family is thought to be responsible. Although we went to see the leader at the Gentleman's Club in Portland Beach, all there was, were the Triads, and the Diablos. More info later on LCN.
Characters: 8-Ball, Toni Cipriani
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family
Location: Mamma's Resturant, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $3000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: When Stuff Goes Wrong (Joey)
Objectives:
* Drive to Marco's Bistro at Saint Mark's.
* Go inside, and kill all the Forellis inside.
* Grab some explosives from the closet.
* Plant the explosives.
* Run! Get out of the Bistro!
Script:
Toni: Hey, 8-Ball! Alright, time to hit the Forellis hard! I'm telling you, nobody messes with Salvatore, Ma, or Toni Cipriani!
8-Ball: Yeah, yeah I hear that, so what do we do now?
Toni: Well, good job of taking care of Claude. Now, Sal will rest peacefully now that he's dead.
8-Ball: I'm glad he's happy now.
Toni: Indeed! So, now to get revenge on Ma's killers! We're gonna trash the Saint Mark's Bistro! No, not just kill everyone in there, but we're gonna destroy it! The Bistro is their main characters, maybe their leader is in there. C'mon, let's go!
(in the car)
Toni: This is gonna decrease the Forelli empire deeply! Let's go get those assholes!
(at the Bistro)
Toni: C'mon! Let's get in there, and teach the Forellis a lesson!
(once the bistro is clear)
Toni: Wow! I'm back! I'm back from the dead, baby! I'm strong again! I'm sure Sal is happy. Now, there are explosives in the closet.
8-Ball: Wait, how did you know there were explosives in the closet?
Toni: I..... I have no idea.
(once you grab the explosives)
Toni: Plant them quick! More Forellis maybe coming!
8-Ball: That's what she said!
Toni: Oh you got me!
(once the explosives are planted)
Toni: RUN!
(once the Bistro is destroyed)
Toni: YES! We did it, 8-Ball! The Forellis had their payback! That's what you get for killing my mom, you uncle fuckers! HA HA HA! Great job, 8-Ball! I owe you one!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hmm?
Joey: 8-Ball, it's Joey! We have problems! BIG PROBLEMS! C'mon on down to the hotel.
(after mission news alert)
News Lady: Gang wars descended on Portland today, as the destruction of the Marco's Bistro that was in Saint Mark's. The Bistro was owned by the mafia family, the Forelli Family. The Leone Family is thought to be responsible. Although we went to see the leader at the Gentleman's Club in Portland Beach, all there was, were the Triads, and the Diablos. More info later on LCN.
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Toni Mission 5: Revenge to the End!
Boss: Toni Cipriani
Characters: 8-Ball, Toni Cipriani
Gangs: Leone Family
Location: Ma's Resturant, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $3400 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Freaking with the Forellis (Toni), This Town Ain't Big Enough (Phil)
Objectives:
* Quickly drive to Francis International, and destroy the van Claude is inside which would kill him!
Script:
8-Ball: Toni?
Toni: 8-Ball you made it! Okay, this is our one chance to kill Claude! He's driving to the Airport right now! He's getting a plane to Anywhere City! Quick go! GO!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Huh?
Phil: Yo, it's Phil! I might need some help from you if you want. I'll be at the warehouse.
Characters: 8-Ball, Toni Cipriani
Gangs: Leone Family
Location: Ma's Resturant, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $3400 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Freaking with the Forellis (Toni), This Town Ain't Big Enough (Phil)
Objectives:
* Quickly drive to Francis International, and destroy the van Claude is inside which would kill him!
Script:
8-Ball: Toni?
Toni: 8-Ball you made it! Okay, this is our one chance to kill Claude! He's driving to the Airport right now! He's getting a plane to Anywhere City! Quick go! GO!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Huh?
Phil: Yo, it's Phil! I might need some help from you if you want. I'll be at the warehouse.
Berkley Mission 3: X-Cartel
Boss: Berkley
Characters: 8-Ball, Berkley (voice)
Gangs: Colombian Cartel
Location: Berkley RC, Pike Creek, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $4200
Unlock Missions: N/A
Objectives:
* Use an RC Plane to destroy a Cartel hideout in Harwood, you have until <3> to destroy it.
Script:
8-Ball: Berkley?
Berkley (voice): Zero is working for the Colombian Cartel! He's using them as spies! The Cartel already destroyed my pleasent car! We'll show them! Use the RC Plane in that van to destroy the Cartel hideout in Harwood. This will be the last thing I need from you, for now.
Characters: 8-Ball, Berkley (voice)
Gangs: Colombian Cartel
Location: Berkley RC, Pike Creek, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $4200
Unlock Missions: N/A
Objectives:
* Use an RC Plane to destroy a Cartel hideout in Harwood, you have until <3> to destroy it.
Script:
8-Ball: Berkley?
Berkley (voice): Zero is working for the Colombian Cartel! He's using them as spies! The Cartel already destroyed my pleasent car! We'll show them! Use the RC Plane in that van to destroy the Cartel hideout in Harwood. This will be the last thing I need from you, for now.
Berkley Mission 2: Strike Air
Boss: Berkley
Characters: 8-Ball, Berkley (voice)
Gangs: None
Reward: $5000
Location: Berkley RC, Pike Creek, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Unlock Missions: X-Cartel (Berkley)
Objectives:
* Use the mounted mini-gun to destroy all incoming planes.
Script:
Berkley (voice): 8-Ball! Incoming planes from Zero! He knows what we did!
8-Ball: You mean what I did?
Berkley: Whatever, he's launching a counter-attack all the way from San Fierro, SA! I dunno how he did it, but we'll do our best! I have some power generators on the roof, make sure they don't get destroyed!
Characters: 8-Ball, Berkley (voice)
Gangs: None
Reward: $5000
Location: Berkley RC, Pike Creek, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Unlock Missions: X-Cartel (Berkley)
Objectives:
* Use the mounted mini-gun to destroy all incoming planes.
Script:
Berkley (voice): 8-Ball! Incoming planes from Zero! He knows what we did!
8-Ball: You mean what I did?
Berkley: Whatever, he's launching a counter-attack all the way from San Fierro, SA! I dunno how he did it, but we'll do our best! I have some power generators on the roof, make sure they don't get destroyed!
Friday, October 8, 2010
Berkley Mission 1: Bombs Away!
Boss: Berkley
Characters: 8-Ball, Berkley (voice)
Gangs: Uptown Yardies
Location: Berkley RC, Pike Creek, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $2000
Unlock Missions: Strike Air (Berkley)
Objectives:
* Get to an TOYZ Van near the Construction Site.
* Use the helicopter to put bombs on a few barrels, so the building can explode, but you have 6 minutes.
Script:
(outside the RC Shop)
Berkley: Halt who goes there!
8-Ball: I'm 8-Ball, the guy who you called?
Berkley: Oh yeah? Well, I need your help.
8-Ball: What is it? As long as I get paid!
Berkley: Well.... this building is getting build, and it's getting owned by my arch enemy, Zero! This place is getting build for him as a second RC Shop. He's from San Fierro, and he ran me out of town! There is a van near the construction site, and Zero hired the Yardies to guard. Destroy the building, and end this!
Characters: 8-Ball, Berkley (voice)
Gangs: Uptown Yardies
Location: Berkley RC, Pike Creek, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $2000
Unlock Missions: Strike Air (Berkley)
Objectives:
* Get to an TOYZ Van near the Construction Site.
* Use the helicopter to put bombs on a few barrels, so the building can explode, but you have 6 minutes.
Script:
(outside the RC Shop)
Berkley: Halt who goes there!
8-Ball: I'm 8-Ball, the guy who you called?
Berkley: Oh yeah? Well, I need your help.
8-Ball: What is it? As long as I get paid!
Berkley: Well.... this building is getting build, and it's getting owned by my arch enemy, Zero! This place is getting build for him as a second RC Shop. He's from San Fierro, and he ran me out of town! There is a van near the construction site, and Zero hired the Yardies to guard. Destroy the building, and end this!
Maria Mission 4: Maria Knows Best!
Boss: Maria Latore
Characters: 8-Ball, Maria Latore, Claude Speed
Gangs: None
Location: Claude's Apartment, Witcha Gardens, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $1500 Respect +; Colt Python avaiable at Ammu-Nation
Unlock Missions: Revenge to the End (Toni) [after the mission Ma]
Objectives:
* Kill all hitman.
Script:
Maria: C'mon, Claude! Would I ever betray you?
(Claude shakes his head yes)
Maria: No I wouldn't! C'mon, let's go do it, baby! C'mon!
(Claude shakes his head no)
Maria: Please?! C'mon, Claude! I can't live without you! You saved my life from your ex-girlfriend! Please?!
(Claude pulls up the middle finger, and walks away. 8-Ball comes through the door, and while Claude is coming through, he shoves him, also Maria starts crying)
8-Ball: What's wrong, Maria?
Maria: *sniff* Oh, what have I gone wrong, 8-Ball? *cries*
8-Ball: What happened? C'mon, I'm your friend, you can tell me anything!
Maria: Well..... it's Claude!
8-Ball: What about him?
Maria: Well..... he knew I was going out with other guys.
8-Ball: C'mon, Maria! Don't be whore, babe! No wonder he left you!
Maria: Well.... it's not just that!
8-Ball: What else is it?
Maria: He sent hitman to kill me!
8-Ball: Alright, well I know you did a bad thing for Claude, but hitman? That's going way to far! Don't worry Maria! I'll protect you!
Maria: They're on their way right now! If you hurry, you can kill them all. Before Claude left, he left some of his things behind. There's an SMG, an AK, and a Python in the closet. Please save me, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Okay.
(once the hitman are dead, phone rings)
Maria: 8-Ball! Thank you! Thank you very much!
8-Ball: No problem, nice helping a friend! Listen, I have a convestion to make.
Maria: Is it that smoking hot Toni Cipriani ask you to do business with me so you can kill Claude? Don't worry, I gave him a call when me and him were fighting. I wanted to go back with him. I'm a Leone girl! I've always been! Always will be! Get Toni, and you to kill him! Good luck, 8-Ball! You're a true friend, and I love you!
8-Ball: Thanks, Maria! I'll speak to ya later!
Characters: 8-Ball, Maria Latore, Claude Speed
Gangs: None
Location: Claude's Apartment, Witcha Gardens, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $1500 Respect +; Colt Python avaiable at Ammu-Nation
Unlock Missions: Revenge to the End (Toni) [after the mission Ma]
Objectives:
* Kill all hitman.
Script:
Maria: C'mon, Claude! Would I ever betray you?
(Claude shakes his head yes)
Maria: No I wouldn't! C'mon, let's go do it, baby! C'mon!
(Claude shakes his head no)
Maria: Please?! C'mon, Claude! I can't live without you! You saved my life from your ex-girlfriend! Please?!
(Claude pulls up the middle finger, and walks away. 8-Ball comes through the door, and while Claude is coming through, he shoves him, also Maria starts crying)
8-Ball: What's wrong, Maria?
Maria: *sniff* Oh, what have I gone wrong, 8-Ball? *cries*
8-Ball: What happened? C'mon, I'm your friend, you can tell me anything!
Maria: Well..... it's Claude!
8-Ball: What about him?
Maria: Well..... he knew I was going out with other guys.
8-Ball: C'mon, Maria! Don't be whore, babe! No wonder he left you!
Maria: Well.... it's not just that!
8-Ball: What else is it?
Maria: He sent hitman to kill me!
8-Ball: Alright, well I know you did a bad thing for Claude, but hitman? That's going way to far! Don't worry Maria! I'll protect you!
Maria: They're on their way right now! If you hurry, you can kill them all. Before Claude left, he left some of his things behind. There's an SMG, an AK, and a Python in the closet. Please save me, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Okay.
(once the hitman are dead, phone rings)
Maria: 8-Ball! Thank you! Thank you very much!
8-Ball: No problem, nice helping a friend! Listen, I have a convestion to make.
Maria: Is it that smoking hot Toni Cipriani ask you to do business with me so you can kill Claude? Don't worry, I gave him a call when me and him were fighting. I wanted to go back with him. I'm a Leone girl! I've always been! Always will be! Get Toni, and you to kill him! Good luck, 8-Ball! You're a true friend, and I love you!
8-Ball: Thanks, Maria! I'll speak to ya later!
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Maria Mission 3: 8-Ball is Last
Boss: Maria Latore
Characters: 8-Ball, Maria Latore
Gangs: Colombian Cartel, Uptown Yardies
Reward: $700 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Maria Knows Best (Maria), Bombs Away! (?)
Objectives:
* Get into the TOYZ van behind the apartment building.
* Use the RC Plane to ruin the deal between the Cartel, and Yardies.
Script:
(8-Ball finds a note on the table)
Maria (voice): 8-Ball, me, and Claude went out for a bit. No it is not the Sex Shop located Pike Creek, so don't think that, alright? I'm.... uhhh, I need make up. Anyways the Cartel, and the Yardies have a deal going on in Newport. There's an RC Plane in the TOYZ van behind the apartment that we bought at an RC Shop. Ruin that deal, but remember, you have limited amount of planes. I save my cash for the time I really need it! I'm no hooker, I'm not that rich! Oh, my mistake hookers aren't really rich. Maria.
(after mission phone-call)
8-Ball: Hello?
????: You 8-Ball, right?
8-Ball: Yeah, who's this?
????: That's not important. I own an RC Shop that's in Pike Creek. Come on down if you want a good deal!
Characters: 8-Ball, Maria Latore
Gangs: Colombian Cartel, Uptown Yardies
Reward: $700 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Maria Knows Best (Maria), Bombs Away! (?)
Objectives:
* Get into the TOYZ van behind the apartment building.
* Use the RC Plane to ruin the deal between the Cartel, and Yardies.
Script:
(8-Ball finds a note on the table)
Maria (voice): 8-Ball, me, and Claude went out for a bit. No it is not the Sex Shop located Pike Creek, so don't think that, alright? I'm.... uhhh, I need make up. Anyways the Cartel, and the Yardies have a deal going on in Newport. There's an RC Plane in the TOYZ van behind the apartment that we bought at an RC Shop. Ruin that deal, but remember, you have limited amount of planes. I save my cash for the time I really need it! I'm no hooker, I'm not that rich! Oh, my mistake hookers aren't really rich. Maria.
(after mission phone-call)
8-Ball: Hello?
????: You 8-Ball, right?
8-Ball: Yeah, who's this?
????: That's not important. I own an RC Shop that's in Pike Creek. Come on down if you want a good deal!
Maria Mission 2: Liberty Race: Round Two
Boss: Maria Latore
Characters: 8-Ball, Maria Latore, Claude, Mayor Miles O'Donovan, Chu-Chi Lolk, Carl Anderson
Gangs: Yakuza, Southside Hoods
Reward: $5000
Location: Claude's Apartment, Witcha Gardens, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Unlock Missions: 8-Ball Is Last (Maria)
Objectives:
* Grab a sport's car.
* Head to the starting line in front of the Elevator Bridge.
* Win first prize in the Shoreside Vale race.
Script:
(the bedroom door is closed)
Maria: Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's it!
8-Ball: Maria?
Maria: Oh, I can't talk right now, 8-Ball sweetheart!
8-Ball: Alright, fine.
Maria: Wait! There's a street racing tornament going around town today, they only accept motor cars, like Cheetahs, Comets, Stingers. Find a sports car, and try to win Liberty City Street Racing currently in Shoreside Vale. The starting line is over between the Elevator Bridge, and Francis International. Claude is waiting for you over there, you are racing against him, and two other oppoants.
8-Ball: Wait, Claude is there? Then who's in there..... You know what, forget it!
(at the starting line)
Mayor O'Donovan: Hello, street racing fans! I'm Mayor O'Donovan, coming to you live from Francis International! Our compution is Chu-Chi Lolk of the Yakuzas! Next we have Carl Anderson of Southside Hoods! Then we have Claude, who's repusenting no gang! Then we have our compution winner, 8-Ball of the Leones! Now, racers, start your engines!
(the end of the race)
Mayor O'Donovan: And the winner is.....
Characters: 8-Ball, Maria Latore, Claude, Mayor Miles O'Donovan, Chu-Chi Lolk, Carl Anderson
Gangs: Yakuza, Southside Hoods
Reward: $5000
Location: Claude's Apartment, Witcha Gardens, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Unlock Missions: 8-Ball Is Last (Maria)
Objectives:
* Grab a sport's car.
* Head to the starting line in front of the Elevator Bridge.
* Win first prize in the Shoreside Vale race.
Script:
(the bedroom door is closed)
Maria: Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's it!
8-Ball: Maria?
Maria: Oh, I can't talk right now, 8-Ball sweetheart!
8-Ball: Alright, fine.
Maria: Wait! There's a street racing tornament going around town today, they only accept motor cars, like Cheetahs, Comets, Stingers. Find a sports car, and try to win Liberty City Street Racing currently in Shoreside Vale. The starting line is over between the Elevator Bridge, and Francis International. Claude is waiting for you over there, you are racing against him, and two other oppoants.
8-Ball: Wait, Claude is there? Then who's in there..... You know what, forget it!
(at the starting line)
Mayor O'Donovan: Hello, street racing fans! I'm Mayor O'Donovan, coming to you live from Francis International! Our compution is Chu-Chi Lolk of the Yakuzas! Next we have Carl Anderson of Southside Hoods! Then we have Claude, who's repusenting no gang! Then we have our compution winner, 8-Ball of the Leones! Now, racers, start your engines!
(the end of the race)
Mayor O'Donovan: And the winner is.....
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Maria Mission 1: Sal's Girl
Boss: Maria Latore
Characters: 8-Ball, Maria Latore, Claude, Chico
Gangs: None
Location: Claude's Apartment, Witcha Gardens, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $1000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Liberty Race: Round Two (Maria)
Objectives:
* Steal a police car.
* Go to the Police Station in Newport (you need the car in order to go inside the gates)
* Steal the Enforcer that hold Chico.
* Four star wanted level. Drop Chico off at the Gas Station in Harwood.
* Take the Enforcer to the Crusher in Harwood.
Script:
(8-Ball knocks on the door but it's opened, it's quiet)
8-Ball: Hello? Anybody home? Yo, my man, it's 8-Ball!
(Claude walks out with an M4)
8-Ball: AAAH! Oh, man you scared me! How ya doin? Long time no see!
Maria: Who are you, and what do you want?!
8-Ball: It's me, 8-Ball! I worked with this guy.
Maria: Really? Were you one of those Leone scumbags?
8-Ball: No, no! I work for the Leones, but.... uhh...... I am a neutral guy, ya know? I worked with the Yakuza before.
Maria: Hmmm.... tell me how you are in bed?
(Claude makes a face at Maria)
Maria: Woops, sorry! I meant to say.... tell me how you are at driving?
8-Ball: Pretty good!
Maria: Only pretty good, huh? I'll tell ya what? My friend Chico got arrested today, and is dropping him off at the police station in Newport. Go steal a police car, get inside the parking lot of the station, and go take him to the Gas Station in Harwood, huh? He works there. Also, take the car somewhere to smash or something? What was that place again?
8-Ball: The crusher?
Maria: Yeah, the crusher! Take it there. You're our bitch now, baby! Go do it!
8-Ball: Fine, whatever!
(8-Ball picks up Chico)
Chico: Huh? Who the fuck are you, amigo?
8-Ball: A friend of Maria's. I was told to rescue you.
Chico: Bless you, amigo! Take me to the Gas Station in Harwood!
(when the cops come)
Chico: Shit! The cops! Get us outta here, holms!
(at the station)
Chico: Thanks, holms! Good luck taking care of the cops!
Characters: 8-Ball, Maria Latore, Claude, Chico
Gangs: None
Location: Claude's Apartment, Witcha Gardens, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $1000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Liberty Race: Round Two (Maria)
Objectives:
* Steal a police car.
* Go to the Police Station in Newport (you need the car in order to go inside the gates)
* Steal the Enforcer that hold Chico.
* Four star wanted level. Drop Chico off at the Gas Station in Harwood.
* Take the Enforcer to the Crusher in Harwood.
Script:
(8-Ball knocks on the door but it's opened, it's quiet)
8-Ball: Hello? Anybody home? Yo, my man, it's 8-Ball!
(Claude walks out with an M4)
8-Ball: AAAH! Oh, man you scared me! How ya doin? Long time no see!
Maria: Who are you, and what do you want?!
8-Ball: It's me, 8-Ball! I worked with this guy.
Maria: Really? Were you one of those Leone scumbags?
8-Ball: No, no! I work for the Leones, but.... uhh...... I am a neutral guy, ya know? I worked with the Yakuza before.
Maria: Hmmm.... tell me how you are in bed?
(Claude makes a face at Maria)
Maria: Woops, sorry! I meant to say.... tell me how you are at driving?
8-Ball: Pretty good!
Maria: Only pretty good, huh? I'll tell ya what? My friend Chico got arrested today, and is dropping him off at the police station in Newport. Go steal a police car, get inside the parking lot of the station, and go take him to the Gas Station in Harwood, huh? He works there. Also, take the car somewhere to smash or something? What was that place again?
8-Ball: The crusher?
Maria: Yeah, the crusher! Take it there. You're our bitch now, baby! Go do it!
8-Ball: Fine, whatever!
(8-Ball picks up Chico)
Chico: Huh? Who the fuck are you, amigo?
8-Ball: A friend of Maria's. I was told to rescue you.
Chico: Bless you, amigo! Take me to the Gas Station in Harwood!
(when the cops come)
Chico: Shit! The cops! Get us outta here, holms!
(at the station)
Chico: Thanks, holms! Good luck taking care of the cops!
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Toni Mission 4: Ma
Boss: Toni Cipriani
Characters: 8-Ball, Toni Cipriani
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family
Reward: $2100 Respect +
Location: Toni's House, Cedar Grove, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Unlock Missions: Revenge to the End (Toni) [after completing missions with Maria]
Objectives:
* Drive to Ma's Restaurant at Saint Mark's.
* Go inside, and take out all the Forelli members.
Script:
8-Ball: Toni!
Toni: 8-Ball! Okay! I had enough of this! I need to go home!
8-Ball: Aren't you home now?
Toni: No, I mean, home home.
8-Ball: Aren't you home home?
Toni: NO! Ma's Resturant at Saint Mark's!
8-Ball: Ah! Now I know what you mean!
Toni: Yes! Since Ma died, some gang is taking over her restaurant! I need to get it back! C'mon! You have guns right?
8-Ball: Well, I.... here take this AK. Let's kick some what-ever gang asses!
(in the car)
Toni: It's either the Forellis, or the Triads, I kicked both their asses before!
8-Ball: How would you know?
Toni: I know everything! Well, my Ma said I know nothing.
8-Ball: Why didn't your mom love you?
Toni: I dunno. Something ain't quite right.
8-Ball: I hear ya, man.
Toni: Man, Saint Mark's is a long drive!
8-Ball: No worries, man! We'll be there in no time!
(at the restaurant)
Toni: It's the Forellis! They're taking over! C'mon, 8-Ball! We're taking this house back!
(when the Forellis in the first floor are finished)
Toni: Those mother fuckers! I hope they didn't threw-up on the bar! C'mon, second floor!
(when you get to Ma's Room)
Toni: Ma!
(when the Forellis are finished)
Toni: Oh dear, Ma! Your room, full of Forelli germs! I'll clean this place up good!
(they meet outside)
Toni: Thanks, 8-Ball! I owe you one!
8-Ball: No problem, man! Anything for my good friend Toni Cipriani!
Toni: Thanks! Listen, I have a few stuff to clean up here! Come back later, will ya?
Characters: 8-Ball, Toni Cipriani
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family
Reward: $2100 Respect +
Location: Toni's House, Cedar Grove, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Unlock Missions: Revenge to the End (Toni) [after completing missions with Maria]
Objectives:
* Drive to Ma's Restaurant at Saint Mark's.
* Go inside, and take out all the Forelli members.
Script:
8-Ball: Toni!
Toni: 8-Ball! Okay! I had enough of this! I need to go home!
8-Ball: Aren't you home now?
Toni: No, I mean, home home.
8-Ball: Aren't you home home?
Toni: NO! Ma's Resturant at Saint Mark's!
8-Ball: Ah! Now I know what you mean!
Toni: Yes! Since Ma died, some gang is taking over her restaurant! I need to get it back! C'mon! You have guns right?
8-Ball: Well, I.... here take this AK. Let's kick some what-ever gang asses!
(in the car)
Toni: It's either the Forellis, or the Triads, I kicked both their asses before!
8-Ball: How would you know?
Toni: I know everything! Well, my Ma said I know nothing.
8-Ball: Why didn't your mom love you?
Toni: I dunno. Something ain't quite right.
8-Ball: I hear ya, man.
Toni: Man, Saint Mark's is a long drive!
8-Ball: No worries, man! We'll be there in no time!
(at the restaurant)
Toni: It's the Forellis! They're taking over! C'mon, 8-Ball! We're taking this house back!
(when the Forellis in the first floor are finished)
Toni: Those mother fuckers! I hope they didn't threw-up on the bar! C'mon, second floor!
(when you get to Ma's Room)
Toni: Ma!
(when the Forellis are finished)
Toni: Oh dear, Ma! Your room, full of Forelli germs! I'll clean this place up good!
(they meet outside)
Toni: Thanks, 8-Ball! I owe you one!
8-Ball: No problem, man! Anything for my good friend Toni Cipriani!
Toni: Thanks! Listen, I have a few stuff to clean up here! Come back later, will ya?
Toni Mission 3: Steal the Peace
Boss: Toni Cipriani
Characters: 8-Ball, Toni Cipriani, Yuka Kasen
Gangs: Leone Family, Yakuza, Southside Hoods
Location: Toni's House, Cedar Grove, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $3000 Respect +; Yakuza Disguise at Wardrobe
Unlock Missions: Ma (Toni)
Objectives:
* Get to the Yakuza Casino.
* Defend the casino against the Hoods.
Script:
Toni: Okay, so you said we were in peace with the Yakuza, right?
8-Ball: Yeah?
Toni: Well, I don't suppose they'll trust me though. I used to kill a lot of them, but just business though.
8-Ball: So, we're also in peace with the Hoods, so if I defend the Yakuza base against the Hoods, they'll know I ripped them off!
Toni: Who cares? Who needs an alliance anyway? The Leones are a free mafia! Nobody is taking that away!
8-Ball: Wow Toni! You really care about the Leones that much huh?
Toni: Salvatore made me a made man! I must repay him!
8-Ball: This is Joey's orders! Look, man I know you hated the Yakuza, but we need them, and the Hoods to defeat the Diablos, Triads, Forellis, and Demon Frogs!
Toni: That reminds me, I heard the Forellis are trying to get in peace with the Triads, and Diablos, but not the Demon Frogs though.
8-Ball: Alright, so I'm going to the Yakuza casino, and try to defend their base. I might have an idea of what to do.
Toni: I'm coming with you!
8-Ball: No!
Toni: Why the fuck not?
8-Ball: Because..... you said the Yakuzas don't trust you right? So, you stay, and....... watch the house!
Toni: Okay fine!
(at the casino)
8-Ball: Yuka!
Yuka: 8-Ball, sweetheart!
8-Ball: No time now! The Southside Hoods are on their way here right now, and killing you!
Yuka: Oh dear!
8-Ball: Don't worry, I'm gonna help defend the casino. Although the bad news is, us Leones are in peace with the Hoods, so I need a diguise.
Yuka: Don't worry! I know just what to do!
Characters: 8-Ball, Toni Cipriani, Yuka Kasen
Gangs: Leone Family, Yakuza, Southside Hoods
Location: Toni's House, Cedar Grove, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $3000 Respect +; Yakuza Disguise at Wardrobe
Unlock Missions: Ma (Toni)
Objectives:
* Get to the Yakuza Casino.
* Defend the casino against the Hoods.
Script:
Toni: Okay, so you said we were in peace with the Yakuza, right?
8-Ball: Yeah?
Toni: Well, I don't suppose they'll trust me though. I used to kill a lot of them, but just business though.
8-Ball: So, we're also in peace with the Hoods, so if I defend the Yakuza base against the Hoods, they'll know I ripped them off!
Toni: Who cares? Who needs an alliance anyway? The Leones are a free mafia! Nobody is taking that away!
8-Ball: Wow Toni! You really care about the Leones that much huh?
Toni: Salvatore made me a made man! I must repay him!
8-Ball: This is Joey's orders! Look, man I know you hated the Yakuza, but we need them, and the Hoods to defeat the Diablos, Triads, Forellis, and Demon Frogs!
Toni: That reminds me, I heard the Forellis are trying to get in peace with the Triads, and Diablos, but not the Demon Frogs though.
8-Ball: Alright, so I'm going to the Yakuza casino, and try to defend their base. I might have an idea of what to do.
Toni: I'm coming with you!
8-Ball: No!
Toni: Why the fuck not?
8-Ball: Because..... you said the Yakuzas don't trust you right? So, you stay, and....... watch the house!
Toni: Okay fine!
(at the casino)
8-Ball: Yuka!
Yuka: 8-Ball, sweetheart!
8-Ball: No time now! The Southside Hoods are on their way here right now, and killing you!
Yuka: Oh dear!
8-Ball: Don't worry, I'm gonna help defend the casino. Although the bad news is, us Leones are in peace with the Hoods, so I need a diguise.
Yuka: Don't worry! I know just what to do!
Friday, October 1, 2010
Toni Mission 2: Don't Spill the Beans
Boss: Toni Cipriani
Characters: 8-Ball, Toni Cipriani, Johnny
Gangs: Leone Family, Southside Hoods
Location: Toni's House, Cedar Grove, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $1000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Steal the Peace (Toni)
Objectives:
* Get to the Hood's secret outpost inside the Cochrane Dam.
* Find a high-ranking Hoods member named Johnny inside the dam, but don't get spotted.
* Spy on Johnny in the meeting room in the dam.
* Escape the Hoods outpost without getting spotted.
Script:
(Toni is lifting weights)
8-Ball: Toni?
(the weight falls on Toni)
Toni: AAAAAAH! God damnit, 8-Ball! Do that again, and I'll kill ya!
8-Ball: Sorry about that.
Toni: JUST FUCKING HELP ME!
(8-Ball takes the weight off Toni)
Toni: Ugggghhh! What the hell is wrong with you? You know I get startled when I am consintrating!
8-Ball: Sorry, Toni!
Toni: Aaarrgh! No matter. While you're taking care of Claude, I'm getting to think that the Hoods are hiding something. They must be planning something. They have a secret outpost in Cochrane Dam. Try to get inside, and spy on their high-ranking leader named Johnny. I'll plan something for later.
(if you get spotteded in the dam)
Hoods: Intruder! (alarm goes off)
(in the meeting room)
Johnny: Hello fellow Hoods. I'm here to say we've got big problems right now. While we were spying on the Forellis, without warn they've launched a huge squad in Liberty City. The Forellis are as strong as ever! Meanwhile the Leones are having conflict with the Diablos, and the Triads. Also the Yakuza are having a hugh conflict with the Cartel. We need to get peace in this city. I'm gonna sent hitman to kill the Yakuza leader, because they're stealing our businesses.
Hoods: Why the Yakuza?
Johnny: Japs don't belong in Liberty! We've have peace with a great gang the Cartel. We don't know who the Yakuza leader is yet, but we've gotta do all our might to kick his ass!
(8-Ball gets a shocking look on his face)
(outside, 8-Ball calls Toni)
8-Ball: Toni? Hey, it's 8-Ball, mah man! Listen the Hoods are planning to eliminate the Yakuza leader. Us Leones are in peace with them now, we can't let this happen! I'll meet you at your place, and we'll work things out with this!
(8-Ball hangs up)
8-Ball: Oh, Yuka!
Characters: 8-Ball, Toni Cipriani, Johnny
Gangs: Leone Family, Southside Hoods
Location: Toni's House, Cedar Grove, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $1000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Steal the Peace (Toni)
Objectives:
* Get to the Hood's secret outpost inside the Cochrane Dam.
* Find a high-ranking Hoods member named Johnny inside the dam, but don't get spotted.
* Spy on Johnny in the meeting room in the dam.
* Escape the Hoods outpost without getting spotted.
Script:
(Toni is lifting weights)
8-Ball: Toni?
(the weight falls on Toni)
Toni: AAAAAAH! God damnit, 8-Ball! Do that again, and I'll kill ya!
8-Ball: Sorry about that.
Toni: JUST FUCKING HELP ME!
(8-Ball takes the weight off Toni)
Toni: Ugggghhh! What the hell is wrong with you? You know I get startled when I am consintrating!
8-Ball: Sorry, Toni!
Toni: Aaarrgh! No matter. While you're taking care of Claude, I'm getting to think that the Hoods are hiding something. They must be planning something. They have a secret outpost in Cochrane Dam. Try to get inside, and spy on their high-ranking leader named Johnny. I'll plan something for later.
(if you get spotteded in the dam)
Hoods: Intruder! (alarm goes off)
(in the meeting room)
Johnny: Hello fellow Hoods. I'm here to say we've got big problems right now. While we were spying on the Forellis, without warn they've launched a huge squad in Liberty City. The Forellis are as strong as ever! Meanwhile the Leones are having conflict with the Diablos, and the Triads. Also the Yakuza are having a hugh conflict with the Cartel. We need to get peace in this city. I'm gonna sent hitman to kill the Yakuza leader, because they're stealing our businesses.
Hoods: Why the Yakuza?
Johnny: Japs don't belong in Liberty! We've have peace with a great gang the Cartel. We don't know who the Yakuza leader is yet, but we've gotta do all our might to kick his ass!
(8-Ball gets a shocking look on his face)
(outside, 8-Ball calls Toni)
8-Ball: Toni? Hey, it's 8-Ball, mah man! Listen the Hoods are planning to eliminate the Yakuza leader. Us Leones are in peace with them now, we can't let this happen! I'll meet you at your place, and we'll work things out with this!
(8-Ball hangs up)
8-Ball: Oh, Yuka!
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