Boss: Toni Cipriani
Characters: 8-Ball, Toni Cipriani
Gangs: Leone Family
Location: Toni's Place, Cedar Grove, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: None
Unlock Missions: Sal's Lady (Maria), Don't Spill the Beans (Toni)
Objectives:
* None, this is a cutscene mission.
Script:
(Toni is seen in his Fitness Room, using the treadmill)
8-Ball: Toni?
Toni: Huh? Oh, 8-Ball! (hops off) How ya doin?
8-Ball: Not much!
Toni: Good to see ya! Now, Joey sent you right?
8-Ball: He sure did!
Toni: Okay, so I'm following the revenge on two people I used to love, and care about.
8-Ball: Why do you need me? Your Toni Cipriani! You destroyed Fort Staunton, you weakened the Forellis, and the Sindaccos real hard! Why do you need me?
Toni: BECAUSE! I'm not what I'm used to. I moved in with my Ma, and kinda gained weight.
8-Ball: Well who's fault was that?
Toni: Shut up, 8-Ball! Now, the two people I'm getting revenge on. The first one, is this man that use to work for me, Joey, Luigi, and my boss Salvatore Leone. Well, you know Sal died, right?
8-Ball: Of course I do!
Toni: Well the problem is, I need to get revenge on that guy! His name is Claude, and he lives in the apartment in Witcha Gardens! Pretty stupid of him not to move, right? He made the biggest mistake of his life! He doesn't trust any Leone, but he might trust you. That's why I need you, to earn his trust. I'll let you know what to go from there once you earn his trust, alright?
8-Ball: What's the other revenge for the other person you cared about?
Toni: It's my Ma! She's..... dead! What a fool I was, she never thought I was a man. Except this one time when she knew I was a Made Man, but I don't know the person who killed her! Her last words were, if she really wanted me to be a man, then kill the person who killed her. She died after that! But, first thing's first, Sal! Go to Claude's place, and earn his trust. But don't try anything, buddy! He's friends with the Yakuza!
8-Ball: Oh no. Yuka!
Toni: Yuka? Who the fuck is Yuka?
8-Ball: Uhhh, just my girl friend. She doesn't work for the Yakuza if that's what you're thinking.
Toni: Alright! Good luck, 8-Ball! Come on back if you want work from me.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Phil Mission 5: Siclilian Madness
Boss: Phil Cassidy
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: Sicilian Mafia
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $3000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: N/A
Objectives:
* Get to the Construction Site in Witcha Gardens.
* Rescue Phil from the Sicilians before he dies.
* Take Phil to Luigi's Club.
Script:
(8-Ball's cell phone rings)
Phil: 8-Ball PICK UP!
8-Ball: I'm here, Phil!
Phil: Oh thank God, 8-Ball! These sons of bitches the Sicilians got me surrounded!
8-Ball: Where are you, man?
Phil: I'm at a Construction Site in Witcha Gardens! I'm gonna die if you don't get your ass over here now, boy!
8-Ball: Hang on, I'm coming!
(when 8-Ball reaches Phil, but Sicilians are still alive)
Phil: 8-BALL OVER HERE! AH SHIT!
(when the Sicilians are dead)
Phil: Woo hoo! That was badass shit back there, sonny!
8-Ball: You okay, Phil?
Phil: Yeah, I think I'm okay.
8-Ball: C'mon, let's get the fuck outta here!
(when they get to the car)
8-Ball: Want me to take you back to your place?
Phil: Nah, I need some action! Take me to your friend Luigi, will ya?
8-Ball: Whatever you say, man!
(when they get to Luigi's)
8-Ball: Tell Luigi I said "Hi" okay?
Phil: Sure thing, buddy! Let you know when I need more work, alright? Oh, and you have my respect, man, tell Joey that!
(after mission news)
News Lady: Police have been delayed today, when they were trying to get to the Construction Site in Witcha Gardens, as a war between the Sicilian Mafia, and an unknown gang, or person that took place there. Police were apologizing for their delay, on the testing of the new prototype they are using to end crimes forever! Stay tuned for more, on LCN.
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: Sicilian Mafia
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $3000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: N/A
Objectives:
* Get to the Construction Site in Witcha Gardens.
* Rescue Phil from the Sicilians before he dies.
* Take Phil to Luigi's Club.
Script:
(8-Ball's cell phone rings)
Phil: 8-Ball PICK UP!
8-Ball: I'm here, Phil!
Phil: Oh thank God, 8-Ball! These sons of bitches the Sicilians got me surrounded!
8-Ball: Where are you, man?
Phil: I'm at a Construction Site in Witcha Gardens! I'm gonna die if you don't get your ass over here now, boy!
8-Ball: Hang on, I'm coming!
(when 8-Ball reaches Phil, but Sicilians are still alive)
Phil: 8-BALL OVER HERE! AH SHIT!
(when the Sicilians are dead)
Phil: Woo hoo! That was badass shit back there, sonny!
8-Ball: You okay, Phil?
Phil: Yeah, I think I'm okay.
8-Ball: C'mon, let's get the fuck outta here!
(when they get to the car)
8-Ball: Want me to take you back to your place?
Phil: Nah, I need some action! Take me to your friend Luigi, will ya?
8-Ball: Whatever you say, man!
(when they get to Luigi's)
8-Ball: Tell Luigi I said "Hi" okay?
Phil: Sure thing, buddy! Let you know when I need more work, alright? Oh, and you have my respect, man, tell Joey that!
(after mission news)
News Lady: Police have been delayed today, when they were trying to get to the Construction Site in Witcha Gardens, as a war between the Sicilian Mafia, and an unknown gang, or person that took place there. Police were apologizing for their delay, on the testing of the new prototype they are using to end crimes forever! Stay tuned for more, on LCN.
Phil Mission 4: Boomshine Strikes Back
Boss: Phil Cassidy
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: None
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Sicilian Madness (Phil)
Objectives:
* Get Phil's Boomshine to his lockup in Pike Creek (before 3 minutes is up)
Script:
(8-Ball's cell phone rings)
8-Ball: Huh?
Phil: 8-Ball, it's Phil!
8-Ball: Where are you, homie?
Phil: Well that's not important. The Sicilians are after my boomshine! They're gonna be going to be there in about 3 minutes. Take my boomshine to my lockup in Pike Creek, before they find out it's gone! Go!
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: None
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Sicilian Madness (Phil)
Objectives:
* Get Phil's Boomshine to his lockup in Pike Creek (before 3 minutes is up)
Script:
(8-Ball's cell phone rings)
8-Ball: Huh?
Phil: 8-Ball, it's Phil!
8-Ball: Where are you, homie?
Phil: Well that's not important. The Sicilians are after my boomshine! They're gonna be going to be there in about 3 minutes. Take my boomshine to my lockup in Pike Creek, before they find out it's gone! Go!
Phil Mission 3: SPANK Da Port
Boss: Phil Cassidy
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: Uptown Yardies, Southside Hoods
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Boomshine Strikes Back (Phil)
Objectives:
* Head over to Atlantic Quays.
* Go on the Yardie ship that holds massive supply of SPANK.
* Head to the deal in with the Hoods in Newport.
Script:
8-Ball: Phil?
Phil: Hey, sonny! I got a great deal going on with the Hoods! The Yardies have a shipment of SPANK on one of their ships in Atlantic Quays. Go steal them from those sons of bitches, and go to the deal in Newport.
8-Ball: Isn't stealing wrong, Phil?
Phil: Ah, shut up! (kidding)
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: Uptown Yardies, Southside Hoods
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Boomshine Strikes Back (Phil)
Objectives:
* Head over to Atlantic Quays.
* Go on the Yardie ship that holds massive supply of SPANK.
* Head to the deal in with the Hoods in Newport.
Script:
8-Ball: Phil?
Phil: Hey, sonny! I got a great deal going on with the Hoods! The Yardies have a shipment of SPANK on one of their ships in Atlantic Quays. Go steal them from those sons of bitches, and go to the deal in Newport.
8-Ball: Isn't stealing wrong, Phil?
Phil: Ah, shut up! (kidding)
Phil Mission 2: Boy
Boss: Phil Cassidy
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: Sicilian Mafia
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Liberty City
Reward: $2000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: SPANK Da Port (Phil Cassidy)
Objectives:
* Pick up a package at Francis International Airport before the Sicilians get it.
* (If the package has been picked up by a Sicilian) Try to get the package before the Sicilian takes it to the helicopter based in Belleville Park.
* Take the package to Phil.
Script:
(phil is laying on the ground burping with bottles everwhere)
8-Ball: Phil?
Phil: Huh? Who.... who's there? Ah, the pool boy!
8-Ball: Pool boy?
Phil: Your name is 8-Ball isn't it?
8-Ball: Oh ha ha very funny. (sarcastic)
Phil: I'm sorry, 8-Ball! Really I am!
8-Ball: Sorry, for what?
Phil: Sorry for...... blowing off my arm!
8-Ball: What? You don't have to say sorry to me! I don't care about your arm!
Phil: Hey! (stands up) My right arm means soooo much to me, boy! There's so much I can't do, drive, handle a mini-gun, oh the fucking terror!
8-Ball: Uhh, dude, it's your left arm that's missing, not your right arm, buddy.
Phil: Huh? Wow, what do you know? My right arm magically came back, but my left arm disappeared! WOW! (phil grabs 8-Ball by the shoulders) Don't you know what this means?
8-Ball: That you're crazy?
Phil: NO! That a package is coming into the Airport, but...... Oh no! The Sicilians! They might get it! Go, boy, gimme that package! GO!
8-Ball: Alright, alright, damn!
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: Sicilian Mafia
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Liberty City
Reward: $2000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: SPANK Da Port (Phil Cassidy)
Objectives:
* Pick up a package at Francis International Airport before the Sicilians get it.
* (If the package has been picked up by a Sicilian) Try to get the package before the Sicilian takes it to the helicopter based in Belleville Park.
* Take the package to Phil.
Script:
(phil is laying on the ground burping with bottles everwhere)
8-Ball: Phil?
Phil: Huh? Who.... who's there? Ah, the pool boy!
8-Ball: Pool boy?
Phil: Your name is 8-Ball isn't it?
8-Ball: Oh ha ha very funny. (sarcastic)
Phil: I'm sorry, 8-Ball! Really I am!
8-Ball: Sorry, for what?
Phil: Sorry for...... blowing off my arm!
8-Ball: What? You don't have to say sorry to me! I don't care about your arm!
Phil: Hey! (stands up) My right arm means soooo much to me, boy! There's so much I can't do, drive, handle a mini-gun, oh the fucking terror!
8-Ball: Uhh, dude, it's your left arm that's missing, not your right arm, buddy.
Phil: Huh? Wow, what do you know? My right arm magically came back, but my left arm disappeared! WOW! (phil grabs 8-Ball by the shoulders) Don't you know what this means?
8-Ball: That you're crazy?
Phil: NO! That a package is coming into the Airport, but...... Oh no! The Sicilians! They might get it! Go, boy, gimme that package! GO!
8-Ball: Alright, alright, damn!
Monday, September 27, 2010
Phil Mission 1: One Armed Bandit
Boss: Phil Cassidy
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: Sicilian Mafia
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $1000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Boy (Phil Cassidy), Shoreside Vale opened, An Old Hero (Toni)
Objectives:
* Pick up a package at the allyway in Newport (near Toni Cipriani's Staunton Safehouse)
* Survive the Sicilian ambush, and get back to Phil's.
Script:
8-Ball: Hello? Anyone here? Hello?!
(Phil Cassidy shows up holding a gun at the back of his head)
Phil: What do you want boy?
8-Ball: I... I'm looking for Phil Cassidy?
Phil: Yeah, you looking for Phil Cassidy, possibly rob him, and possibly rape him too. I know your kind, boy.
8-Ball: Please, don't shoot. I was sent by Joey Leone.
Phil: Joey Leone... Joey Leone.... Nope, never heard of him! Now, you rappiest, let's take you to the vice!
(8-Ball flips Phil over and he lands on the ground)
8-Ball: What the hell is wrong with you?
Phil: HA HA HA HA HA HA! I'm kidding with you, man! Here help me up!
(8-Ball helps him up)
Phil: Good to see you, 8-Ball! Joey told me you were coming! HA HA HA! So, you want me to be on your side, eh?
8-Ball: Yeah, sure.
Phil: Well, I have many problems right now! You see, I have this large conflict with the Sicilians. They came back to Liberty around 2001 after the death of your beloved friend Salvatore Leone.
8-Ball: Oh really?
Phil: Yeah! They keep stealing mah guns, my money! And they shall pay, friend! Look, I just want you to do a few favors for me, and I'll be on your side! I can even sell mah shit to you! *burp* Sorry, that was possibly that taco I had earlier today. So, I want you to pick up a package for me. It's at an allyway in Newport, near the car park. Go pick it up, 8-Ball.
8-Ball: Alright, alright.
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Wuss up?
Joey: 8-Ball? Yeah, it's Joey!
8-Ball: Yeah, you need something?
Joey: Since Shoreside Vale just opened, there's an old friend I want you to see. You know Toni Cipriani right?
8-Ball: Yeah.
Joey: Well he might need guns like you! Meet him at his place in Cedar Grove!
(after mission news alert)
News Lady: Celebration at last! Gang wars have finally dug down in all of Liberty City! All services from Staunton Island to Shoreside Vale has reopened for business! Including the Elevator Bridge, the Subway, and Porter Road Tunnel! Although gang wars are still going on in the city. Police chief Rick Steins said, that they can handle all they could, to make sure no more gang wars go on in this city.
Characters: 8-Ball, Phil Cassidy
Gangs: Sicilian Mafia
Location: Phil Cassidy's Warehouse, Fort Staunton, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $1000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Boy (Phil Cassidy), Shoreside Vale opened, An Old Hero (Toni)
Objectives:
* Pick up a package at the allyway in Newport (near Toni Cipriani's Staunton Safehouse)
* Survive the Sicilian ambush, and get back to Phil's.
Script:
8-Ball: Hello? Anyone here? Hello?!
(Phil Cassidy shows up holding a gun at the back of his head)
Phil: What do you want boy?
8-Ball: I... I'm looking for Phil Cassidy?
Phil: Yeah, you looking for Phil Cassidy, possibly rob him, and possibly rape him too. I know your kind, boy.
8-Ball: Please, don't shoot. I was sent by Joey Leone.
Phil: Joey Leone... Joey Leone.... Nope, never heard of him! Now, you rappiest, let's take you to the vice!
(8-Ball flips Phil over and he lands on the ground)
8-Ball: What the hell is wrong with you?
Phil: HA HA HA HA HA HA! I'm kidding with you, man! Here help me up!
(8-Ball helps him up)
Phil: Good to see you, 8-Ball! Joey told me you were coming! HA HA HA! So, you want me to be on your side, eh?
8-Ball: Yeah, sure.
Phil: Well, I have many problems right now! You see, I have this large conflict with the Sicilians. They came back to Liberty around 2001 after the death of your beloved friend Salvatore Leone.
8-Ball: Oh really?
Phil: Yeah! They keep stealing mah guns, my money! And they shall pay, friend! Look, I just want you to do a few favors for me, and I'll be on your side! I can even sell mah shit to you! *burp* Sorry, that was possibly that taco I had earlier today. So, I want you to pick up a package for me. It's at an allyway in Newport, near the car park. Go pick it up, 8-Ball.
8-Ball: Alright, alright.
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Wuss up?
Joey: 8-Ball? Yeah, it's Joey!
8-Ball: Yeah, you need something?
Joey: Since Shoreside Vale just opened, there's an old friend I want you to see. You know Toni Cipriani right?
8-Ball: Yeah.
Joey: Well he might need guns like you! Meet him at his place in Cedar Grove!
(after mission news alert)
News Lady: Celebration at last! Gang wars have finally dug down in all of Liberty City! All services from Staunton Island to Shoreside Vale has reopened for business! Including the Elevator Bridge, the Subway, and Porter Road Tunnel! Although gang wars are still going on in the city. Police chief Rick Steins said, that they can handle all they could, to make sure no more gang wars go on in this city.
Joey Mission 12: One Armed Bandit
Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone
Gangs: Leone Family
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: None
Unlock Missions: One Armed Bandit (Phil Cassidy)
Objectives:
(this is just a cutscene mission, to start the mission go see Phil Cassidy)
Script:
8-Ball: Yo, Mr. Leone, wussup?
Joey: Horrible! We don't have enough help! We have the Yakuza of course, but we need more help!
8-Ball: What do you suppose we do?
Joey: Hmmm, well I do know this man. He said he was from the army, and fought in a battle in Nicaragua. That's how we lost his arm. Some of us call him the One Armed Bandit! HA HA HA!
8-Ball: Yeah, very funny. So how's a one armed man from the army suppose to help us out?
Joey: Hey, this man knows how to handle a gun! Even with only one arm! He runs Phil Cassidy's Warehouse in Fort Staunton. That's his name Phil Cassidy. He loves Boomshine! Go ahead and see him. Hope to get him in our side!
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone
Gangs: Leone Family
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: None
Unlock Missions: One Armed Bandit (Phil Cassidy)
Objectives:
(this is just a cutscene mission, to start the mission go see Phil Cassidy)
Script:
8-Ball: Yo, Mr. Leone, wussup?
Joey: Horrible! We don't have enough help! We have the Yakuza of course, but we need more help!
8-Ball: What do you suppose we do?
Joey: Hmmm, well I do know this man. He said he was from the army, and fought in a battle in Nicaragua. That's how we lost his arm. Some of us call him the One Armed Bandit! HA HA HA!
8-Ball: Yeah, very funny. So how's a one armed man from the army suppose to help us out?
Joey: Hey, this man knows how to handle a gun! Even with only one arm! He runs Phil Cassidy's Warehouse in Fort Staunton. That's his name Phil Cassidy. He loves Boomshine! Go ahead and see him. Hope to get him in our side!
Richard Mission 13: Marked Cars
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family, Yakuza, Uptown Yardies, Colombian Cartel, Triads, Diablos, Demon Frogs
Location: Rockford Autos, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $1000 Respect +, Each gangcar stolen appears in the Autoshop
Unlock Missions: Car Hunt Assest
Objectives:
* Steal every gang car in Liberty (aside from the Southside Hoods)
Script:
Richard: We need gangcars, 8-Ball.
8-Ball: Pretty tough mission it sounds like.
Richard: Don't worry, you'll be fine. We need a Triad Fish Van, a Diablo Stallion, a Yakuza Stinger, a Yardie Lobo, a Forelli Express, a Frogger, and a Cartel Cruiser. Bring them here, and I'll make sure no gangs try to take them back.
(when the Diablo stallion is getting stolen)
Diablo: Hey! That's Diablo car, asshole!
(when Triad van getting stolen)
Triad: What the fuck?
(when Yardie Lobo getting stolen)
Yardie: Ah! You steal our shit again?
(when colombian car getting stolen)
Colombian: Hey, asshole! That Cartel car!
(when Forelli car getting stolen)
Forelli: You mess with us, you son of a bitch?
(when Demon Frog car getting stolen)
Demon Frog: Nobody messes with the Demon Frogs!
(when Yakuza car getting stolen)
Yakuza: I'm cool with this, you Yuka's man!
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family, Yakuza, Uptown Yardies, Colombian Cartel, Triads, Diablos, Demon Frogs
Location: Rockford Autos, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $1000 Respect +, Each gangcar stolen appears in the Autoshop
Unlock Missions: Car Hunt Assest
Objectives:
* Steal every gang car in Liberty (aside from the Southside Hoods)
Script:
Richard: We need gangcars, 8-Ball.
8-Ball: Pretty tough mission it sounds like.
Richard: Don't worry, you'll be fine. We need a Triad Fish Van, a Diablo Stallion, a Yakuza Stinger, a Yardie Lobo, a Forelli Express, a Frogger, and a Cartel Cruiser. Bring them here, and I'll make sure no gangs try to take them back.
(when the Diablo stallion is getting stolen)
Diablo: Hey! That's Diablo car, asshole!
(when Triad van getting stolen)
Triad: What the fuck?
(when Yardie Lobo getting stolen)
Yardie: Ah! You steal our shit again?
(when colombian car getting stolen)
Colombian: Hey, asshole! That Cartel car!
(when Forelli car getting stolen)
Forelli: You mess with us, you son of a bitch?
(when Demon Frog car getting stolen)
Demon Frog: Nobody messes with the Demon Frogs!
(when Yakuza car getting stolen)
Yakuza: I'm cool with this, you Yuka's man!
Richard Mission 12: Pump-Ass Yardies
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newll
Gangs: Leone Family, Uptown Yardies, Southside Hoods
Location: Rockford Autos, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Marked Cars (Richard)
Objectives:
* Defend the dealership from the Yardies by drive-bys, or run overs.
Script:
8-Ball: Rich?
Richard: Oh good, you're here! Listen, the Yardies aren't to happy with us stealing their cars. We need to defend this place, but we're gonna have to use drive-bys on them. Me, and a couple of Southside Hoods are gonna help. You can do this! Don't let them steal our cars!
(after mission news program)
News Lady: Drive-by war was currently errupted in the Harwood district as several Yardies were trying to attack the Rockford Autos, and possibly try to get their cars back. Although it is not confirmed what they were doing there or not, were they trying to get revenge? More news coming back later.
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newll
Gangs: Leone Family, Uptown Yardies, Southside Hoods
Location: Rockford Autos, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Marked Cars (Richard)
Objectives:
* Defend the dealership from the Yardies by drive-bys, or run overs.
Script:
8-Ball: Rich?
Richard: Oh good, you're here! Listen, the Yardies aren't to happy with us stealing their cars. We need to defend this place, but we're gonna have to use drive-bys on them. Me, and a couple of Southside Hoods are gonna help. You can do this! Don't let them steal our cars!
(after mission news program)
News Lady: Drive-by war was currently errupted in the Harwood district as several Yardies were trying to attack the Rockford Autos, and possibly try to get their cars back. Although it is not confirmed what they were doing there or not, were they trying to get revenge? More news coming back later.
Richard Mission 11: Our Garage
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Uptown Yardies
Location: Rockford Autos, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +, Super GT and ZR-350 at the dealership
Unlock Missions: Pump-Ass Yardies (Richard)
Objectives:
* Get to the Car Dealership in Harwood, and steal a Super GT.
* Follow Quinton back to Rockford Autos, but don't get to far away from him (careful with the chasing Cops, and Yardies which own that dealership)
Script:
Richard: Yeah, it is a nice place isn't it?
8-Ball: Yeah, it's a beauty alright.
Quinton: So, guys? What are we gonna do to this place? I mean it's empty! We need more cars! Hmm, I think I had a white infernus, but we need something awesome! Something gansta, you know what I mean guys?
Richard: Hmm, I guess. I should think that we need a speical sportscar, like a Super GT! And.....hmmm..... oooh a ZR-350! Oh wait, but where can we find such cars?
Quinton: Leave that to me, bro! C'mon, 8-Ball!
Richard: Alright, I'll stay, and watch the dealership! Hmmm, what to do? Could a masterbate in here while nobody is around? Hmm.
(outside)
8-Ball: So where we going?
Quinton: The dealership in Harwood!
(in a car)
8-Ball: Hell to think of it, that place has a bunch of cars that are powerful!
Quinton: I know right? Oh, and careful, that place is runned by the Yardies!
(at the dealership)
Quinton: Ah, I remember this place when it was smaller! Luckly it got bigger in 2002. I'll take the ZR, you take the GT!
(8-Ball and Quinton get in the cars and ride it out of the window upstairs)
Quinton: Ah man, baby! That was badass! C'mon we have to get back!
(if 8-Ball is following behind)
Quinton: Hey, 8-Ball, hurry it up! We can't be seperated!
(when the Yardies show up)
8-Ball: Hey, it's the Yardies! They spotted us!
Quinton: Then let's lose them! Quick use the charge!
(when the charge is used)
Quinton: Wooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooo! MAN!
8-Ball: Jeez louise, Quint! That was some heavy shit there! Well, we lost the Yardies, and that's all that matters!
(the cops come)
Quinton: You spoke to soon, brother! Here come the cops!
(when the cops are lost)
Quinton: Okay we lost them, but here come the Yardies!
(if the Yardies get lost)
Quinton: Alright! Now ride smooth, brother! We're almost there!
(when they get back)
Quinton: Woot! I haven't felt this alive then when I woke up in the hospital before I forgot everything in my past life! Good luck, 8-Ball! I'll see ya around!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Yeah?
Richard: We got some problems down at the dealership! Come on over here!
8-Ball: Right away, Rich!
(after mission news alert)
News Lady: Street crime envolving stolen cars were driven around Liberty City today, after two people have stolen two cars from a Dealership located in Harwood. The vehicles were a Super GT, and ZR-350. The owners of the Dealership, the Yardies are on full alert, and gonna try to get their cars back. LCN has more news, later.
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Uptown Yardies
Location: Rockford Autos, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +, Super GT and ZR-350 at the dealership
Unlock Missions: Pump-Ass Yardies (Richard)
Objectives:
* Get to the Car Dealership in Harwood, and steal a Super GT.
* Follow Quinton back to Rockford Autos, but don't get to far away from him (careful with the chasing Cops, and Yardies which own that dealership)
Script:
Richard: Yeah, it is a nice place isn't it?
8-Ball: Yeah, it's a beauty alright.
Quinton: So, guys? What are we gonna do to this place? I mean it's empty! We need more cars! Hmm, I think I had a white infernus, but we need something awesome! Something gansta, you know what I mean guys?
Richard: Hmm, I guess. I should think that we need a speical sportscar, like a Super GT! And.....hmmm..... oooh a ZR-350! Oh wait, but where can we find such cars?
Quinton: Leave that to me, bro! C'mon, 8-Ball!
Richard: Alright, I'll stay, and watch the dealership! Hmmm, what to do? Could a masterbate in here while nobody is around? Hmm.
(outside)
8-Ball: So where we going?
Quinton: The dealership in Harwood!
(in a car)
8-Ball: Hell to think of it, that place has a bunch of cars that are powerful!
Quinton: I know right? Oh, and careful, that place is runned by the Yardies!
(at the dealership)
Quinton: Ah, I remember this place when it was smaller! Luckly it got bigger in 2002. I'll take the ZR, you take the GT!
(8-Ball and Quinton get in the cars and ride it out of the window upstairs)
Quinton: Ah man, baby! That was badass! C'mon we have to get back!
(if 8-Ball is following behind)
Quinton: Hey, 8-Ball, hurry it up! We can't be seperated!
(when the Yardies show up)
8-Ball: Hey, it's the Yardies! They spotted us!
Quinton: Then let's lose them! Quick use the charge!
(when the charge is used)
Quinton: Wooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooo! MAN!
8-Ball: Jeez louise, Quint! That was some heavy shit there! Well, we lost the Yardies, and that's all that matters!
(the cops come)
Quinton: You spoke to soon, brother! Here come the cops!
(when the cops are lost)
Quinton: Okay we lost them, but here come the Yardies!
(if the Yardies get lost)
Quinton: Alright! Now ride smooth, brother! We're almost there!
(when they get back)
Quinton: Woot! I haven't felt this alive then when I woke up in the hospital before I forgot everything in my past life! Good luck, 8-Ball! I'll see ya around!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Yeah?
Richard: We got some problems down at the dealership! Come on over here!
8-Ball: Right away, Rich!
(after mission news alert)
News Lady: Street crime envolving stolen cars were driven around Liberty City today, after two people have stolen two cars from a Dealership located in Harwood. The vehicles were a Super GT, and ZR-350. The owners of the Dealership, the Yardies are on full alert, and gonna try to get their cars back. LCN has more news, later.
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Driving School Mission
Boss: Driving School
Characters: 8-Ball
Gangs: None
Location: Driving School, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: Driving Skill +
Unlock Missions: Our Garage (Richard) [after the Car Dealership is owned in Fort Staunton]
Objectives:
* Pass all the tests (this is the same as the Driving Tests in GTA: San Andreas)
Script:
Teacher: Hello, and welcome to the Rockford Advanced Driving School. To start, all you have to do is go to that TV over there. But first let's see your paperwork. Alright very good! Good luck on the tests, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Thanks!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hey!
Richard: Hey, 8-Ball! It's Rich! Listen, I know a great car dealership we should own. It'll be great for our real-estate project, Joey gave us! Go down to the dealership in Fort Staunton, it's not worth that much. Then meet me inside once you buy it.
Characters: 8-Ball
Gangs: None
Location: Driving School, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: Driving Skill +
Unlock Missions: Our Garage (Richard) [after the Car Dealership is owned in Fort Staunton]
Objectives:
* Pass all the tests (this is the same as the Driving Tests in GTA: San Andreas)
Script:
Teacher: Hello, and welcome to the Rockford Advanced Driving School. To start, all you have to do is go to that TV over there. But first let's see your paperwork. Alright very good! Good luck on the tests, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Thanks!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hey!
Richard: Hey, 8-Ball! It's Rich! Listen, I know a great car dealership we should own. It'll be great for our real-estate project, Joey gave us! Go down to the dealership in Fort Staunton, it's not worth that much. Then meet me inside once you buy it.
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Joey Mission 11: Demon Downfall
Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Quinton Cance, Joey Leone, Domick the Demon Frog
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2000 Respect +; SMG Unlocked at Ammu-Nation
Unlock Missions: The One Armed Bandit (Joey), Driving School (Driving School)
Objectives:
* Get to the Demon Frog Offices in Torrington.
* Sneak inside, and be in stealth until you reach the vent that leads to a duct.
* Use the ducts to find Domick's office.
* Place TNT around the building.
* Escape the office building.
Script:
(Quinton and Joey are seen smoking)
Joey: Ah, yeah! Life's good! You know my father's life is soooo much better then my life in the garage!
(8-Ball comes in)
8-Ball: Joey, really, you're not thinking at all! You always said your garage life was better.
Quinton: 8-Ball! Wussup, baby? Oh if only if I get the alliances between the Forellis, and the Sindaccos! Also, ha ha ha!
8-Ball: Quinton? What the hell are you talking about?
Quinton: I dunno! Listen, Joey says we're gonna take down the Demon Frog Offices in Torrington! We got some TNT in the car, and we're gonna use it on the building, but first we should empty it!
8-Ball: Why? Can't we just place the TNT inside without emptying it?
Joey: I wanna see you kill a Demon Frog boss! Domick the Demon Frog is inside. Go take him out!
Quinton: Oh, and tell those Sindaccos to go fuck themselves! HA HA HA!
8-Ball: Uh, but I'm not hunting Sindaccos, I'm hunting the Demon..... oh forget it! I'm out!
(if you get spotted in the building)
Demon Frog: Hey! Who the fuck is that?
(in the vents in an office; Demon Frog member is playing on the computer)
Demon Frog: HA! Take that minesweeper! I'm the best Minesweeper ever! WOO HOO! Let's play again!
(in Domick's office)
Domick: HEY! Who in God's name are you?
8-Ball: I'm 8-Ball, and you my friend are dead!
(after mission phone call)
Quinton: 8-Ball, I have to talk to you for a sec.
8-Ball: What's the problem, Quinton?
Quinton: Joey says you need to learn how to drive.... HEY, don't get me wrong, man. I think you can drive badass! But that's Mr. Leone, he's the boss! There's a driving school over at Liberty Campus. Go ahead over there, and like, do stuff! You know what I'm saying?
8-Ball: Alright, thanks for the call, Quint! I'll speak to ya later!
(after mission phone call 2)
8-Ball: Wussup, Mr. Leone?
Joey: Real-estate! Shit's getting for sale all over town! If you find a business, buy it, and us Leones will make it better! Know what I'm saying? I'll let you know if there are businesses for sale, and we can buy it! Talk to ya later, 8-Ball!
Characters: 8-Ball, Quinton Cance, Joey Leone, Domick the Demon Frog
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2000 Respect +; SMG Unlocked at Ammu-Nation
Unlock Missions: The One Armed Bandit (Joey), Driving School (Driving School)
Objectives:
* Get to the Demon Frog Offices in Torrington.
* Sneak inside, and be in stealth until you reach the vent that leads to a duct.
* Use the ducts to find Domick's office.
* Place TNT around the building.
* Escape the office building.
Script:
(Quinton and Joey are seen smoking)
Joey: Ah, yeah! Life's good! You know my father's life is soooo much better then my life in the garage!
(8-Ball comes in)
8-Ball: Joey, really, you're not thinking at all! You always said your garage life was better.
Quinton: 8-Ball! Wussup, baby? Oh if only if I get the alliances between the Forellis, and the Sindaccos! Also, ha ha ha!
8-Ball: Quinton? What the hell are you talking about?
Quinton: I dunno! Listen, Joey says we're gonna take down the Demon Frog Offices in Torrington! We got some TNT in the car, and we're gonna use it on the building, but first we should empty it!
8-Ball: Why? Can't we just place the TNT inside without emptying it?
Joey: I wanna see you kill a Demon Frog boss! Domick the Demon Frog is inside. Go take him out!
Quinton: Oh, and tell those Sindaccos to go fuck themselves! HA HA HA!
8-Ball: Uh, but I'm not hunting Sindaccos, I'm hunting the Demon..... oh forget it! I'm out!
(if you get spotted in the building)
Demon Frog: Hey! Who the fuck is that?
(in the vents in an office; Demon Frog member is playing on the computer)
Demon Frog: HA! Take that minesweeper! I'm the best Minesweeper ever! WOO HOO! Let's play again!
(in Domick's office)
Domick: HEY! Who in God's name are you?
8-Ball: I'm 8-Ball, and you my friend are dead!
(after mission phone call)
Quinton: 8-Ball, I have to talk to you for a sec.
8-Ball: What's the problem, Quinton?
Quinton: Joey says you need to learn how to drive.... HEY, don't get me wrong, man. I think you can drive badass! But that's Mr. Leone, he's the boss! There's a driving school over at Liberty Campus. Go ahead over there, and like, do stuff! You know what I'm saying?
8-Ball: Alright, thanks for the call, Quint! I'll speak to ya later!
(after mission phone call 2)
8-Ball: Wussup, Mr. Leone?
Joey: Real-estate! Shit's getting for sale all over town! If you find a business, buy it, and us Leones will make it better! Know what I'm saying? I'll let you know if there are businesses for sale, and we can buy it! Talk to ya later, 8-Ball!
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Joey Mission 10: Ware House
Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone
Gangs: Leone Family, Triads
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $400 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Demon Downfall (Joey)
Objectives:
* Get to the Warehouse in Callahan Point.
* Use a forklift to steal much crates as possible from the Warehouse in 2:00 (5 crates max)
* Use explosives to destroy the Warehouse..... again.
* Take the truck back to the Hotel.
Script:
8-Ball: Mr. Leone?
Joey: Yeah, I heard, the Demon Frogs are responsible for the alliance between the Triads, and the Diablos. The Demon Frogs shall pay! But first we should finish what we started.
8-Ball: And what is that?
Joey: You know the Triad Warehouse that got destroyed, twice?
8-Ball: Yeah, so?
Joey: So, the Triads didn't give up that location. Get to that Warehouse, steal as much crates as you can, and take the truck back here. Be sure to destroy the place when you're done, okay? Good luck!
(outside)
Leone Member: Hey, 8-Ball! The boss said to help you out. Let's go kick some Triad Fish ass!
(when you get inside the Warehouse)
Leone Member: Okay, I'll guard, you just get the supplys in the truck.
(when the leone member is taking damage)
Leone Member: Shit, 8-Ball! Shit!
(once the warehouse is destroyed)
Leone Member: How many times has this damn place been destroyed?
8-Ball: Three, if you're including this time.
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone
Gangs: Leone Family, Triads
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $400 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Demon Downfall (Joey)
Objectives:
* Get to the Warehouse in Callahan Point.
* Use a forklift to steal much crates as possible from the Warehouse in 2:00 (5 crates max)
* Use explosives to destroy the Warehouse..... again.
* Take the truck back to the Hotel.
Script:
8-Ball: Mr. Leone?
Joey: Yeah, I heard, the Demon Frogs are responsible for the alliance between the Triads, and the Diablos. The Demon Frogs shall pay! But first we should finish what we started.
8-Ball: And what is that?
Joey: You know the Triad Warehouse that got destroyed, twice?
8-Ball: Yeah, so?
Joey: So, the Triads didn't give up that location. Get to that Warehouse, steal as much crates as you can, and take the truck back here. Be sure to destroy the place when you're done, okay? Good luck!
(outside)
Leone Member: Hey, 8-Ball! The boss said to help you out. Let's go kick some Triad Fish ass!
(when you get inside the Warehouse)
Leone Member: Okay, I'll guard, you just get the supplys in the truck.
(when the leone member is taking damage)
Leone Member: Shit, 8-Ball! Shit!
(once the warehouse is destroyed)
Leone Member: How many times has this damn place been destroyed?
8-Ball: Three, if you're including this time.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Richard Mission 10: Take It All Back!
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Monday, September 20, 2010
Richard Mission 9: Forelli Frenzy
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $700 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Take It All Back! (Richard)
Objectives:
* Defend the area against the Forellis.
Script:
(8-Ball knocks on the door, the door opens a quarter way, because of the chain)
Richard: 8-Ball! Thank god you're here! The Forellis are coming to take back this district! We must defend this area at all costs! Go out there, and fight for our lives! Others are already waiting outside, good luck!
(door closes)
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $700 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Take It All Back! (Richard)
Objectives:
* Defend the area against the Forellis.
Script:
(8-Ball knocks on the door, the door opens a quarter way, because of the chain)
Richard: 8-Ball! Thank god you're here! The Forellis are coming to take back this district! We must defend this area at all costs! Go out there, and fight for our lives! Others are already waiting outside, good luck!
(door closes)
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Richard Mission 8: Subway: Eat Flesh
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Uptown Yardies
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Forelli Frenzy (Richard)
Objectives:
* Get to the subway station in Rockford.
* Chase an Uptown Yardie to get a package he's holding.;
* Take the package back to Rich.
Script:
8-Ball: What's going on Rich?
Richard: Hey, yo, the Yardies have a package that belongs to me! They stole it! Thevives! Go meet one of them down at the Subway Station in Rockford.
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Uptown Yardies
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Forelli Frenzy (Richard)
Objectives:
* Get to the subway station in Rockford.
* Chase an Uptown Yardie to get a package he's holding.;
* Take the package back to Rich.
Script:
8-Ball: What's going on Rich?
Richard: Hey, yo, the Yardies have a package that belongs to me! They stole it! Thevives! Go meet one of them down at the Subway Station in Rockford.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Luigi Mission 6: Guard the Club
Boss: Luigi Goterelli
Characters: 8-Ball, Luigi Gotrelli, Mickey Hamfists
Gangs: Leone Family, Diablos
Location: Luigi's Club, Red Light District, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +, AK-47 Avaiable at Ammu-Nation
Unlock Missions: Take It All Back! (Richard) [after Forelli Frenzy]
Objectives:
* Guard Luigi's Club so Luigi, and the girls can leave.
Script:
8-Ball: Luigi!
Luigi: 8-Ball! Oh thank god you're here! Listen to me! The Diablos are gonna take over the club! I need to leave pronto! Guard my club against the incoming Diablos, so me, and the girls can leave! Mickey here will help you. Now move!
(outside)
Mickey: Alright, you know what to do. Here take this AK, it'll help.
(1st wave)
Mickey: Supply truck getting driven away along with the first two girl groups.
(2nd wave)
Mickey: Okay more Diablos will be coming, there goes the second group of cars.
(final wave)
Mickey: Okay, last group of Diablos, last group of cars getting moved out.
(before mission ends)
8-Ball: Wuss up?
Luigi: Nice job, kid! I knew I can count on you! We'll take the club back, no worries! Just give it some time. Thanks again, 8-Ball!
Characters: 8-Ball, Luigi Gotrelli, Mickey Hamfists
Gangs: Leone Family, Diablos
Location: Luigi's Club, Red Light District, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +, AK-47 Avaiable at Ammu-Nation
Unlock Missions: Take It All Back! (Richard) [after Forelli Frenzy]
Objectives:
* Guard Luigi's Club so Luigi, and the girls can leave.
Script:
8-Ball: Luigi!
Luigi: 8-Ball! Oh thank god you're here! Listen to me! The Diablos are gonna take over the club! I need to leave pronto! Guard my club against the incoming Diablos, so me, and the girls can leave! Mickey here will help you. Now move!
(outside)
Mickey: Alright, you know what to do. Here take this AK, it'll help.
(1st wave)
Mickey: Supply truck getting driven away along with the first two girl groups.
(2nd wave)
Mickey: Okay more Diablos will be coming, there goes the second group of cars.
(final wave)
Mickey: Okay, last group of Diablos, last group of cars getting moved out.
(before mission ends)
8-Ball: Wuss up?
Luigi: Nice job, kid! I knew I can count on you! We'll take the club back, no worries! Just give it some time. Thanks again, 8-Ball!
Richard Mission 7: The Forellis Strike Back
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $600 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Subway: Eat Flesh (Richard), Guard the Club (Luigi)
Objectives:
* Find a boat at Newport that holds SPANK.
* Use a machine gun to guard the boat against attacking Forellis.
* Destroy the incoming Helicopter.
Script:
(Richard is playing video games)
Richard: HA HA HA! Take that you stupid mushroom! Whoa! Ah gotcha!
8-Ball: Uh, Rich?
Richard: NOOOOOOO! Fuck you, 8-Ball! You made me lose the game!
8-Ball: Sorry!
Richard: Nah, I needed to stop anyway. I was gonna get a boat thats full of SPANK at Newport. But then again, I maybe attacked. I need a shooter to defend the boat. Come with me.
(outside)
8-Ball: What's with people and SPANK these days?
Richard: People love 'em! It's a good drug. But I'm not a drug guy, I don't use them. But I sell them!
8-Ball: Yeah, I tried that stuff before it was naaaasty! I don't know how people love to get high on that crap.
Richard: I hear ya, man.
(at the boat)
Richard: Okay, take this machine gun, and make sure this boat don't take to much damage. I don't want to die, or lose this SPANK! We need the money, buddy! I drive.
(riding the boat)
8-Ball: Hey, we have boats coming are way!
Richard: Shit! It's the Forellis! Take them out!
(when they are destroyed)
Richard: HA HA HA! Take that you italian dooshbags!
8-Ball: Aren't you italian?
Richard: Nevermind that, just take them out!
(more boats)
Richard: Why don't these Forellis ever give up?
(when the boat is half-destroyed)
Richard: DUDE! The boat is taking a lot of damage!
(when a helicopter comes)
Richard: AH SHIT! BITCH! Take that Helicopter out, 8-Ball! For god's sake, hurry!
(when the helicopter is destroyed)
Richard: *laughs* Yeah! Yes! Thank you, 8-Ball! Oh, you're a real life savor, my friend!
(at Portland Harbor)
Richard: Whoo! That was a workout, huh? Well, we should split up. I'll see ya at the hotel!
(news)
News Lady: Somebody playing battleship? Well it looks like it, as gang war erupts the waters between Portland, and Staunton. Many boats, including a helicopter blew up, as a drive in one boat took them out. The attackers were looking to be the return of the Liberty City mafia, the Forelli Family. Stay tuned for more, only on LCN.
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Huh?
Luigi: 8-Ball it's Luigi! I need your help, kid! Right away! Come down to the club, ASAP!
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $600 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Subway: Eat Flesh (Richard), Guard the Club (Luigi)
Objectives:
* Find a boat at Newport that holds SPANK.
* Use a machine gun to guard the boat against attacking Forellis.
* Destroy the incoming Helicopter.
Script:
(Richard is playing video games)
Richard: HA HA HA! Take that you stupid mushroom! Whoa! Ah gotcha!
8-Ball: Uh, Rich?
Richard: NOOOOOOO! Fuck you, 8-Ball! You made me lose the game!
8-Ball: Sorry!
Richard: Nah, I needed to stop anyway. I was gonna get a boat thats full of SPANK at Newport. But then again, I maybe attacked. I need a shooter to defend the boat. Come with me.
(outside)
8-Ball: What's with people and SPANK these days?
Richard: People love 'em! It's a good drug. But I'm not a drug guy, I don't use them. But I sell them!
8-Ball: Yeah, I tried that stuff before it was naaaasty! I don't know how people love to get high on that crap.
Richard: I hear ya, man.
(at the boat)
Richard: Okay, take this machine gun, and make sure this boat don't take to much damage. I don't want to die, or lose this SPANK! We need the money, buddy! I drive.
(riding the boat)
8-Ball: Hey, we have boats coming are way!
Richard: Shit! It's the Forellis! Take them out!
(when they are destroyed)
Richard: HA HA HA! Take that you italian dooshbags!
8-Ball: Aren't you italian?
Richard: Nevermind that, just take them out!
(more boats)
Richard: Why don't these Forellis ever give up?
(when the boat is half-destroyed)
Richard: DUDE! The boat is taking a lot of damage!
(when a helicopter comes)
Richard: AH SHIT! BITCH! Take that Helicopter out, 8-Ball! For god's sake, hurry!
(when the helicopter is destroyed)
Richard: *laughs* Yeah! Yes! Thank you, 8-Ball! Oh, you're a real life savor, my friend!
(at Portland Harbor)
Richard: Whoo! That was a workout, huh? Well, we should split up. I'll see ya at the hotel!
(news)
News Lady: Somebody playing battleship? Well it looks like it, as gang war erupts the waters between Portland, and Staunton. Many boats, including a helicopter blew up, as a drive in one boat took them out. The attackers were looking to be the return of the Liberty City mafia, the Forelli Family. Stay tuned for more, only on LCN.
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Huh?
Luigi: 8-Ball it's Luigi! I need your help, kid! Right away! Come down to the club, ASAP!
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Yuka Mission 4: The Tank
Boss: Yuka Kasen
Characters: 8-Ball, Yuka Kasen
Gangs: Yakuza, Colombian Cartel
Location: Yakuza Casino, Torrington, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2000 Respect +, Yuka as a girlfriend, Yakuza Casino as Safehouse
Unlock Missions: Ware House (Joey) [after the Take it all Back! mission from Rich]
Objectives:
* Get to the Cartel hideout near Fort Staunton.
* Kill all Cartels.
* Steal their tank, and take it to the Crusher in Harwood (4 star wanted level).
Script:
Yuka: 8-Ball, son! Our little bitch has squealed! The Cartel has a Tank at their hideout near Fort Staunton. We need to destroy it! Go steal that tank, and take it to the Crusher in Harwood!
8-Ball: Well it should be easy since they think I don't work for you.
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Yeah?
Yuka: 8-Ball, son! You're amazing! You're wonderful! You're a great fighter! Are you great with women too? If you ever want to go out, I'll be at the casino, waiting. Oh, and if you ever want to use any of the slot machines inside. Go ahead! I also have a free hotel room for you! That's how much I like you, 8-Ball! Thank you for everything, you're a lifesaver!
8-Ball: No problem, Yuka! So this means we're in peace now, Leones, and Yakuza?
Yuka: But of course! Anything! See ya later, 8-Ball, son!
(Liberty News)
News Lady: Does Liberty City have a zoo? Well it looks like it as a Rhino split through Liberty City today, a tank that is, if you know what I'm saying. This Tank killed many people, and destroyed many cars. Although it was unsuspected to wound up in the Crusher in Harwood. The ones responsible seem to be the Colombian Cartel. More later on LCN.
Characters: 8-Ball, Yuka Kasen
Gangs: Yakuza, Colombian Cartel
Location: Yakuza Casino, Torrington, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2000 Respect +, Yuka as a girlfriend, Yakuza Casino as Safehouse
Unlock Missions: Ware House (Joey) [after the Take it all Back! mission from Rich]
Objectives:
* Get to the Cartel hideout near Fort Staunton.
* Kill all Cartels.
* Steal their tank, and take it to the Crusher in Harwood (4 star wanted level).
Script:
Yuka: 8-Ball, son! Our little bitch has squealed! The Cartel has a Tank at their hideout near Fort Staunton. We need to destroy it! Go steal that tank, and take it to the Crusher in Harwood!
8-Ball: Well it should be easy since they think I don't work for you.
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Yeah?
Yuka: 8-Ball, son! You're amazing! You're wonderful! You're a great fighter! Are you great with women too? If you ever want to go out, I'll be at the casino, waiting. Oh, and if you ever want to use any of the slot machines inside. Go ahead! I also have a free hotel room for you! That's how much I like you, 8-Ball! Thank you for everything, you're a lifesaver!
8-Ball: No problem, Yuka! So this means we're in peace now, Leones, and Yakuza?
Yuka: But of course! Anything! See ya later, 8-Ball, son!
(Liberty News)
News Lady: Does Liberty City have a zoo? Well it looks like it as a Rhino split through Liberty City today, a tank that is, if you know what I'm saying. This Tank killed many people, and destroyed many cars. Although it was unsuspected to wound up in the Crusher in Harwood. The ones responsible seem to be the Colombian Cartel. More later on LCN.
Yuka Mission 3: Celebrate Horrible Times, Come On!
Boss: Yuka Kasen
Characters: 8-Ball, Yuka Kasen
Gangs: Leone Family, Yakuza, Uptown Yardies
Location: Yakuza Casino, Torrington, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: The Tank (Yuka)
Objectives:
* Get to the Night Club in the re-developed Fort Staunton.
* Impress Yuka with your moves.
* The lights are out, kill all the ambushing Yardies.
* Take Yuka back to the Casino.
Script:
Yuka: 1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3. Ah, 8-Ball, son!
8-Ball: Hey, Miss Kasen, is our hostage talking?
Yuka: Who cares? Let's dance! (starts singing)
8-Ball: But don't we have business to take care of?
Yuka: Fun! Fun is first, my son!
8-Ball: Alright.
Yuka: To the Fort Staunton Night Club, awwwwwwaay!
8-Ball: Why did the Yakuza elect her as the gang boss?
(in the car)
8-Ball: Where to?
Yuka: Did you not hear me? The Night Club in Fort Staunton!
8-Ball: Wow, I'm so glad that district got re-developed. The new Staunton Plaza is way better then Little Italy huh?
Yuka: Yes, but the Opera House, and the food. Where is all that gonna go?
8-Ball: I heard they're putting a new Little Italy in here, when they re-develope this city. Liberty City is gonna look like New York by a long shot soon.
Yuka: Sad thing is, they have to move my Casino, but it's okay. My casino will look alot better in Las Venturas!
(at the night club)
Yuka: Dance with me, 8-Ball son!
8-Ball: Nah, I can't dance.
Yuka: C'mon!
8-Ball: Alright, fine.
(dance mini-game comes on) [it's alot like dancing when you play GTA: San Andreas]
(when you fail the dance game)
Yuka: You suck, 8-Ball! I can't believe you did this to me!
(when you win the dance mini-game)
Yuka: Amazing 8-Ball! You are amazing! If only my Aunt Asuka can see you now!
(the lights go off)
8-Ball: Oh shit! What the fuck is going on?
Yuka: 8-Ball, son! Just say calm, and protect me!
(cell phone rings)
Yuka: Hello? Yeah. I'm at the Fort Staunton Night Club, with 8-Ball! WHAT?! Oh hell no! Thanks for telling me, I'll be careful!
8-Ball: Who was that?
Yuka: That was one of my men. He said the Yardies were gonna attack this club.
(a loud noise, like a vent is heard)
Yuka: The Yardies! Quick I have a flashlight! Use this as light, and a melee weapon against the Yardies!
(if Yuka gets hurt by a Yardie)
Yuka: AAAAH! 8-Ball, help!
(when enough Yardies are killing, the police arrive outside, the lights go back on in the club)
Yuka: Oh thank goodness! Get me outta here, 8-Ball!
(in the car)
8-Ball: Man, that was heavy shit right there!
Yuka: Yes, I'm glad you were there with me! I'll never forget it!
8-Ball: Hey, we're trying to have peace right?
Yuka: Yes, yes of course!
(at the casino)
Yuka: Okay, I'm gonna let our little bitch talk about what the Cartel is up to. I'll see you later, 8-Ball!
Characters: 8-Ball, Yuka Kasen
Gangs: Leone Family, Yakuza, Uptown Yardies
Location: Yakuza Casino, Torrington, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: The Tank (Yuka)
Objectives:
* Get to the Night Club in the re-developed Fort Staunton.
* Impress Yuka with your moves.
* The lights are out, kill all the ambushing Yardies.
* Take Yuka back to the Casino.
Script:
Yuka: 1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3. Ah, 8-Ball, son!
8-Ball: Hey, Miss Kasen, is our hostage talking?
Yuka: Who cares? Let's dance! (starts singing)
8-Ball: But don't we have business to take care of?
Yuka: Fun! Fun is first, my son!
8-Ball: Alright.
Yuka: To the Fort Staunton Night Club, awwwwwwaay!
8-Ball: Why did the Yakuza elect her as the gang boss?
(in the car)
8-Ball: Where to?
Yuka: Did you not hear me? The Night Club in Fort Staunton!
8-Ball: Wow, I'm so glad that district got re-developed. The new Staunton Plaza is way better then Little Italy huh?
Yuka: Yes, but the Opera House, and the food. Where is all that gonna go?
8-Ball: I heard they're putting a new Little Italy in here, when they re-develope this city. Liberty City is gonna look like New York by a long shot soon.
Yuka: Sad thing is, they have to move my Casino, but it's okay. My casino will look alot better in Las Venturas!
(at the night club)
Yuka: Dance with me, 8-Ball son!
8-Ball: Nah, I can't dance.
Yuka: C'mon!
8-Ball: Alright, fine.
(dance mini-game comes on) [it's alot like dancing when you play GTA: San Andreas]
(when you fail the dance game)
Yuka: You suck, 8-Ball! I can't believe you did this to me!
(when you win the dance mini-game)
Yuka: Amazing 8-Ball! You are amazing! If only my Aunt Asuka can see you now!
(the lights go off)
8-Ball: Oh shit! What the fuck is going on?
Yuka: 8-Ball, son! Just say calm, and protect me!
(cell phone rings)
Yuka: Hello? Yeah. I'm at the Fort Staunton Night Club, with 8-Ball! WHAT?! Oh hell no! Thanks for telling me, I'll be careful!
8-Ball: Who was that?
Yuka: That was one of my men. He said the Yardies were gonna attack this club.
(a loud noise, like a vent is heard)
Yuka: The Yardies! Quick I have a flashlight! Use this as light, and a melee weapon against the Yardies!
(if Yuka gets hurt by a Yardie)
Yuka: AAAAH! 8-Ball, help!
(when enough Yardies are killing, the police arrive outside, the lights go back on in the club)
Yuka: Oh thank goodness! Get me outta here, 8-Ball!
(in the car)
8-Ball: Man, that was heavy shit right there!
Yuka: Yes, I'm glad you were there with me! I'll never forget it!
8-Ball: Hey, we're trying to have peace right?
Yuka: Yes, yes of course!
(at the casino)
Yuka: Okay, I'm gonna let our little bitch talk about what the Cartel is up to. I'll see you later, 8-Ball!
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Yuka Mission 2: Questioning
Boss: Yuka Kasen
Characters: 8-Ball, Yuka Kasen
Gangs: Leone Family, Yakuza, Colombian Cartel
Location: Yakuza Casino, Torrington, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $950 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Celebrate Horrible Times, Come on! (Yuka)
Objectives:
* Head to a Colombian Cartel owned district, and find a Cartel member.
* Knock out the Cartel member, and take him with you, but don't kill him!
* Take the car back to Casino before he wakes up in 1 minute, and 30 seconds!
Script:
8-Ball: Hello, Miss Kasen!
Yuka: Ah, 8-Ball! Good to have you here! Now, we think the Colombians have a big-ass weapon with them. Possibly that's why we're in few now, the Colombians have destroyed many of our groups! Now, I want you to go to a Cartel owned district, try to knock out a Cartel member, and bring him, or her, back here.
8-Ball: Wait, are there female Cartel members?
Yuka: I have no idea, just go.
(if the Colombian wakes up in the car)
Colombian: Huh? Oh where am I? Shit! (jumps out of the car) [mission failure]
Characters: 8-Ball, Yuka Kasen
Gangs: Leone Family, Yakuza, Colombian Cartel
Location: Yakuza Casino, Torrington, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $950 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Celebrate Horrible Times, Come on! (Yuka)
Objectives:
* Head to a Colombian Cartel owned district, and find a Cartel member.
* Knock out the Cartel member, and take him with you, but don't kill him!
* Take the car back to Casino before he wakes up in 1 minute, and 30 seconds!
Script:
8-Ball: Hello, Miss Kasen!
Yuka: Ah, 8-Ball! Good to have you here! Now, we think the Colombians have a big-ass weapon with them. Possibly that's why we're in few now, the Colombians have destroyed many of our groups! Now, I want you to go to a Cartel owned district, try to knock out a Cartel member, and bring him, or her, back here.
8-Ball: Wait, are there female Cartel members?
Yuka: I have no idea, just go.
(if the Colombian wakes up in the car)
Colombian: Huh? Oh where am I? Shit! (jumps out of the car) [mission failure]
Yuka Mission 1: The Yakuza
Boss: Yuka Kasen
Characters: 8-Ball, Yuka Kasen
Gangs: Leone Family, Yakuza, Colombian Cartel
Location: Yakuza Casino, Torrington, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $800 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Questioning (Yuka), The Forellis Strike Back (Richard)
Objectives:
* Go to the Yakuza Dojo in Bedford Point.
* Kill all Colombian Cartel members inside.
* Chase down the guy who stole the money inside.
* Take the breifcase back to Yuka.
Script:
Yuka: Who's this?
Yakuza: His name is 8-Ball, of the Leones.
Yuka: Leones? We hate the Leones, get out!
8-Ball: No, I'm here for peace, a truce! We're in war with the Triads, and the Diablos, and they teamed up, and now we need a gang's help. Since you guys are great fighters, you can help us!
Yakuza: Shall I shoot him?
Yuka: No, no, I have an idea. This bastard could be some use to us! 8-Ball, son, do you hate the Colombian Cartel?
8-Ball: My mafia hates it, so I guess I do too!
Yuka: Good! So you can help us then! If you want us to help you, you need to gain our trust!
8-Ball: Okay, what do I have to do?
Yuka: We lost contact with our Dojo at Bedford Point. You must go over there, and see what's going on? You will be handsomely rewarded, 8-Ball, son.
8-Ball: Okay thanks!
(outside)
8-Ball: Wow! Isn't she a little young to be a Yakuza leader?
(the Dojo, after the Colombians died, and the one that has the money, tries to get away)
Colombian: You Leone dogs won't get away with this!
8-Ball: Oh yeah?
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello?
Richard: Hey, I have a problem! You should come along over here, okay?
8-Ball: Sure thing, Rich!
Characters: 8-Ball, Yuka Kasen
Gangs: Leone Family, Yakuza, Colombian Cartel
Location: Yakuza Casino, Torrington, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $800 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Questioning (Yuka), The Forellis Strike Back (Richard)
Objectives:
* Go to the Yakuza Dojo in Bedford Point.
* Kill all Colombian Cartel members inside.
* Chase down the guy who stole the money inside.
* Take the breifcase back to Yuka.
Script:
Yuka: Who's this?
Yakuza: His name is 8-Ball, of the Leones.
Yuka: Leones? We hate the Leones, get out!
8-Ball: No, I'm here for peace, a truce! We're in war with the Triads, and the Diablos, and they teamed up, and now we need a gang's help. Since you guys are great fighters, you can help us!
Yakuza: Shall I shoot him?
Yuka: No, no, I have an idea. This bastard could be some use to us! 8-Ball, son, do you hate the Colombian Cartel?
8-Ball: My mafia hates it, so I guess I do too!
Yuka: Good! So you can help us then! If you want us to help you, you need to gain our trust!
8-Ball: Okay, what do I have to do?
Yuka: We lost contact with our Dojo at Bedford Point. You must go over there, and see what's going on? You will be handsomely rewarded, 8-Ball, son.
8-Ball: Okay thanks!
(outside)
8-Ball: Wow! Isn't she a little young to be a Yakuza leader?
(the Dojo, after the Colombians died, and the one that has the money, tries to get away)
Colombian: You Leone dogs won't get away with this!
8-Ball: Oh yeah?
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello?
Richard: Hey, I have a problem! You should come along over here, okay?
8-Ball: Sure thing, Rich!
Joey Mission 9: The Yakuza
Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone
Gangs: Leone Family, Yakuza
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: None
Unlock Missions: The Yakuza (Yuka)
Objectives:
(this is just a cutscene mission, to start the mission really, go to the Yakuza Casino in Torrington, and talk to Yuka Kasen)
Script:
(8-Ball, and Joey are playing video games)
Joey: I need something taken care of.
8-Ball: What? Hey, I'm trying to fight, quit distracting!
Joey: I need the help of a certain gang to defeat the Triads, and Diablos. So I need to go to the Yakuza Casino, go talk to their leader, and get a peace offering between them, and us. Right.... about...... NOW!
8-Ball: What? I lost? Shit! Damn! How the hell did you beat me? You were talking to me while I was playing, and forcusing! I played this game all my life, my friend! So, it's Yakuza peace time! Heh heh!
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone
Gangs: Leone Family, Yakuza
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: None
Unlock Missions: The Yakuza (Yuka)
Objectives:
(this is just a cutscene mission, to start the mission really, go to the Yakuza Casino in Torrington, and talk to Yuka Kasen)
Script:
(8-Ball, and Joey are playing video games)
Joey: I need something taken care of.
8-Ball: What? Hey, I'm trying to fight, quit distracting!
Joey: I need the help of a certain gang to defeat the Triads, and Diablos. So I need to go to the Yakuza Casino, go talk to their leader, and get a peace offering between them, and us. Right.... about...... NOW!
8-Ball: What? I lost? Shit! Damn! How the hell did you beat me? You were talking to me while I was playing, and forcusing! I played this game all my life, my friend! So, it's Yakuza peace time! Heh heh!
Friday, September 10, 2010
Richard Mission 6: Return of the old Enemy
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $900 Respect +
Unlock Missions: The Yakuza (Joey) [after the Water Hunting mission from Joey]
Objectives:
* Pick up the car at Rockford.
* Survive the Forelli ambush.
* The Forellis? You should report it to Joey.
Script:
Richard: Yeah, it's in that car right? I got it, it's over there, over there! Yeah, I need that thing! Right! Alright, sounds good! (hangs up) 8-Ball, there's a car I really need, and it's full of cash, and it's at Rockford, go get it!
8-Ball: Well, hello to you too! Asshole.
(at the car)
8-Ball: This must be it.
Forelli: Hey 8-Ball! It's us! The return of the Forellis! Ha ha ha! Eat this, scumbag!
8-Ball: Forellis? I thought you were gonna leave us alone?
Forelli: We were, but now we've returned in greater numbers! But it's not just us guys, the bitches are in too!
Female Forelli: Hello there, Leone bastard!
8-Ball: Ya kidding me? Well, let's see if we can get this over with!
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $900 Respect +
Unlock Missions: The Yakuza (Joey) [after the Water Hunting mission from Joey]
Objectives:
* Pick up the car at Rockford.
* Survive the Forelli ambush.
* The Forellis? You should report it to Joey.
Script:
Richard: Yeah, it's in that car right? I got it, it's over there, over there! Yeah, I need that thing! Right! Alright, sounds good! (hangs up) 8-Ball, there's a car I really need, and it's full of cash, and it's at Rockford, go get it!
8-Ball: Well, hello to you too! Asshole.
(at the car)
8-Ball: This must be it.
Forelli: Hey 8-Ball! It's us! The return of the Forellis! Ha ha ha! Eat this, scumbag!
8-Ball: Forellis? I thought you were gonna leave us alone?
Forelli: We were, but now we've returned in greater numbers! But it's not just us guys, the bitches are in too!
Female Forelli: Hello there, Leone bastard!
8-Ball: Ya kidding me? Well, let's see if we can get this over with!
Joey Mission 8: Water Hunting
Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone, Misty (cameo)
Gangs: Leone Family
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $800 Respect +
Unlock Missions: The Yakuza (Joey) [after the Return of an Old Enemy with Rich]
Objectives:
* Grab a boat, and get to the dropzone (before 2:30)
* Take 15 packages the helicopter will drop in 40 seconds, time will increase 3 seconds when you get one.
* 3 star wanted level, take the packages back to the Hotel.
Script:
8-Ball: That means the money goes to the Colombians right?
Joey: Maybe, I don't freaking know! I'm a mafia don, not a scientist! Jesus fucking Creist 8-Ball, you're killing me! Those Colombian bitches don't know what's coming to them, right?
8-Ball: Boy, ya got that right!
(phone rings)
Joey: Hello? Yeah? Alright, sounds good! (hangs up)
8-Ball: Who was it?
Joey: My friend from Boston. He said he's got the packages, and is ready for the delivery!
8-Ball: Alright! Time to smuggle, huh?
Joey: Alright, so there's a speed boat in Newport, get to the drop zone, get those packages, and return them here, alright?
8-Ball: No problem!
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone, Misty (cameo)
Gangs: Leone Family
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $800 Respect +
Unlock Missions: The Yakuza (Joey) [after the Return of an Old Enemy with Rich]
Objectives:
* Grab a boat, and get to the dropzone (before 2:30)
* Take 15 packages the helicopter will drop in 40 seconds, time will increase 3 seconds when you get one.
* 3 star wanted level, take the packages back to the Hotel.
Script:
8-Ball: That means the money goes to the Colombians right?
Joey: Maybe, I don't freaking know! I'm a mafia don, not a scientist! Jesus fucking Creist 8-Ball, you're killing me! Those Colombian bitches don't know what's coming to them, right?
8-Ball: Boy, ya got that right!
(phone rings)
Joey: Hello? Yeah? Alright, sounds good! (hangs up)
8-Ball: Who was it?
Joey: My friend from Boston. He said he's got the packages, and is ready for the delivery!
8-Ball: Alright! Time to smuggle, huh?
Joey: Alright, so there's a speed boat in Newport, get to the drop zone, get those packages, and return them here, alright?
8-Ball: No problem!
Gang War Side-Mission (Liberty City)
If you played Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, then you'll know how this works. If you don't, all you have to do, is go to a district, kill three enemy members of a gang, then the war starts. You'll have to fight off three waves of enemies. First wave, they'll fight with Melee, Pistols, and SMGs. Second wave, they'll fight with SMGs, and Shotguns. The final wave, they'll have SMGs, Shotguns, and AKs. Survive it as long as you can. Every time a war starts, there will be health and armor in the middle of the street for you. Once the battle is done the street will belong to the Leones, yellow is the Leone color. You'll also see some of your Leone pals in the streets. You can get them to follow you, and they can help you on certain battles. If you become friends with a gang, the neighborhood will still belong to them, but you can't start a gang war in their area. Sometimes your areas will be attacked by enemies. If the enemies are able to kill all your gang members in that area, you lose it. You can help friend gangs defend their areas, it'll increase their respect towards you. If you attack an enemy gang, that'll increase their hate towards you.
Color Info:
Leones: Yellow
Triads: Light Blue
Diablos: Red
Demon Frogs: Green
Forelli Family: Brown
Colombian Cartel: Dark Blue
Uptown Yardies: White
Yakuza: Gray
Southside Hoods: Purple
Areas:
Hepburn Heights: Diablos
Redlight District: Diablos
Chinatown: Triads
Portland View: Triads
Portland Harbor: Diablos
Atlantic Quays: Triads
Callahan Point: Triads
Saint Mark's: Forelli Family
Portland Beach: Diablos
Trenton: Demon Frogs
Bedford Point: 1/3 Demon Frogs, 1/3 Leone Family, 1/3 Yakuza
Torrington: Yakuza
Fort Staunton: Colombian Cartel
Newport: 1/2 Uptown Yardies, 1/2 Yakuza
Belleville Park: Forelli Family
Aspatria: Uptown Yardies
Liberty Campus: Forelli Family
Rockford: 1/2 Demon Frogs, 1/2 Yakuza
Francis International Airport: 1/2 Forelli Family, 1/2 Colombian Cartel
Pike Creek: 1/2 Colombian Cartel, 1/2 Demon Frogs
Cedar Grove: 1/2 Demon Frogs, 1/2 Colombian Cartel
Witcha Gardens: Southside Hoods
Cochrane Dam: 1/2 Southside Hoods, 1/2 Demon Frogs
Color Info:
Leones: Yellow
Triads: Light Blue
Diablos: Red
Demon Frogs: Green
Forelli Family: Brown
Colombian Cartel: Dark Blue
Uptown Yardies: White
Yakuza: Gray
Southside Hoods: Purple
Areas:
Hepburn Heights: Diablos
Redlight District: Diablos
Chinatown: Triads
Portland View: Triads
Portland Harbor: Diablos
Atlantic Quays: Triads
Callahan Point: Triads
Saint Mark's: Forelli Family
Portland Beach: Diablos
Trenton: Demon Frogs
Bedford Point: 1/3 Demon Frogs, 1/3 Leone Family, 1/3 Yakuza
Torrington: Yakuza
Fort Staunton: Colombian Cartel
Newport: 1/2 Uptown Yardies, 1/2 Yakuza
Belleville Park: Forelli Family
Aspatria: Uptown Yardies
Liberty Campus: Forelli Family
Rockford: 1/2 Demon Frogs, 1/2 Yakuza
Francis International Airport: 1/2 Forelli Family, 1/2 Colombian Cartel
Pike Creek: 1/2 Colombian Cartel, 1/2 Demon Frogs
Cedar Grove: 1/2 Demon Frogs, 1/2 Colombian Cartel
Witcha Gardens: Southside Hoods
Cochrane Dam: 1/2 Southside Hoods, 1/2 Demon Frogs
Joey Mission 7: Gaining Streets
Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone, Richard G. Newell, Misty, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $1100 Respect +, Gang Wars Unlocked in Liberty City
Unlock Missions: Water Hunting (Joey), Return of the Old Enemy (Richard)
Objectives:
* Start a gang war with the Demon Frogs at Bedford Point.
* Take over the streets by killing three waves.
Script:
Misty: Yo, Joey, I can't find any paper towls! I dropped some whiskey on the floor, and now I can't find anything to clean it up with!
Joey: That's why we have janitors here, sweets! Oh, 8-Ball, you made it!
8-Ball: Man, what are we gonna do? Your place as been taken over by fucking Fish chineese dickheads, and mexican scums! What are we gonna do?
Joey: Leave that you! We're gonna take over the streets of Staunton! You, Richard, and Quinton are gonna gain this part of Bedford Point. Then, once you're done, if you want, take over as much streets as you can in Staunton, even Portland if you want! Get outside, and meet up with the others. These streets will belong to the Leones!
(outside)
Quinton: Sup, brother?
Richard: Hey, 8-Ball! Ready when you are! First, kill three Demon Frog members, and then the gang war will start!
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone, Richard G. Newell, Misty, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $1100 Respect +, Gang Wars Unlocked in Liberty City
Unlock Missions: Water Hunting (Joey), Return of the Old Enemy (Richard)
Objectives:
* Start a gang war with the Demon Frogs at Bedford Point.
* Take over the streets by killing three waves.
Script:
Misty: Yo, Joey, I can't find any paper towls! I dropped some whiskey on the floor, and now I can't find anything to clean it up with!
Joey: That's why we have janitors here, sweets! Oh, 8-Ball, you made it!
8-Ball: Man, what are we gonna do? Your place as been taken over by fucking Fish chineese dickheads, and mexican scums! What are we gonna do?
Joey: Leave that you! We're gonna take over the streets of Staunton! You, Richard, and Quinton are gonna gain this part of Bedford Point. Then, once you're done, if you want, take over as much streets as you can in Staunton, even Portland if you want! Get outside, and meet up with the others. These streets will belong to the Leones!
(outside)
Quinton: Sup, brother?
Richard: Hey, 8-Ball! Ready when you are! First, kill three Demon Frog members, and then the gang war will start!
Joey Mission 6: Code Evacuation
Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone, Misty, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Diablos, Triads
Location: Leone Club, Portland Beach, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $1000 Respect +; Stubby Shotgun, Sawned-Off Shotgun, Molotov Cocktail avaible at Ammu-Nation; Staunton Island Unlocked; Fort Carson Hotel safehouse
Unlock Missions: Gaining Streets (Joey)
Objectives:
* Drive to the Callahan Bridge.
* Drive to the Porter Road Tunnel.
* Drive to the Fort Carson Hotel in Bedford Point.
Script:
Misty: Joey, why did you have to be a Mafia don anyway? To much hard work! I liked it better when you we're just in a garage, working on cars, not doing this shit!
Joey: I had to, sweetheart! I had to do it for my father! I had no choice!
Misty: Can't you just get Toni Cipriani to do it!
Joey: I didn't want to let my father down, he wanted me to be the don. If he said I should be don, hell, I'M GONNA BE ONE!
8-Ball: Hey, Mr. Leone!
Joey: Ah, good you're here! Listen, I'll need some help with my bags. Put them in my car.
(outside)
Richard: Hey, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Rich? What are you doing here?
Richard: Joey told me he needed some help, said there was some Diablo, and Triad scums knowing what he's doing. He's gonna be killed in this rate! Drive-byers are all over Portland!
8-Ball: Okay, I drive, you three are gonna use the UZIs, and make sure no enemy gangs destroy us.
(in the car)
Joey: Alright! Let's roll! Take us to the Callahan Bridge.
(when the Triads come)
Richard: Triads! Shoot them! Aim for the tires, so they can be rammed off the road!
(when the Diablos come)
Richard: Son of a bitch! Diablos!
(at the bridge)
Joey: Wait, stop the car, 8-Ball! Oh, just as I figured, they have the bridge secured! There's only one way left, Porter Road Tunnel! Let's go!
(at Staunton)
News Lady: Staunton Island can finally be at piece as the huge gang war has now been stopped, or is it? Even though Staunton is accessible again from Portland, gang wars have spreaded to Shoreside Vale, leaving that area unaccessible. The Elevator Bridge has been shut down, and the only way for travelers to leave Liberty City is by ship. More later on LCN.
(once cutscene is over)
Joey: Alright, Staunton Island! We made it! Now, there's a hotel called the Fort Carson hotel. It's at Bedford Point.
Misty: Can they reach us here?
Richard: Nah, they're terrortoy is Portland. They won't come until later. But we need to peace with some gangs, fast! There's the Yakuza, the Uptown Yardies, and the Colombian Cartel! We need they're help! Try to get in peace with them.
Misty: Jeez, I hope the hotel would be nice! It be nice to be on a little vacation huh, Joey?
Joey: Sure, pumpkin.
(at the hotel)
Joey: Okay this is the place! Now, we're gonna be in seperate rooms, since I'm rich, and know you guys like privacy. Me, and Misty is at room 4-10. Rich, you're 4-13, and 8-Ball, you're 4-02. I couldn't get us to go near eachother, sorry. Now, 8-Ball, come to my room when you have a chance. We're taking over these streets!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello?
Quinton: 8-Ball, it's Quinton! Where the hell are you? The Leone Club is infested with Triads, and Diablos!
8-Ball: Me, and Joey escaped. We're at a hotel at Staunton Island!
Quinton: Ah, I see. Now, I'll catch up when I can. Maybe I can be some help, mah man!
8-Ball: Sounds good, brah. Cya then!
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone, Misty, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Diablos, Triads
Location: Leone Club, Portland Beach, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $1000 Respect +; Stubby Shotgun, Sawned-Off Shotgun, Molotov Cocktail avaible at Ammu-Nation; Staunton Island Unlocked; Fort Carson Hotel safehouse
Unlock Missions: Gaining Streets (Joey)
Objectives:
* Drive to the Callahan Bridge.
* Drive to the Porter Road Tunnel.
* Drive to the Fort Carson Hotel in Bedford Point.
Script:
Misty: Joey, why did you have to be a Mafia don anyway? To much hard work! I liked it better when you we're just in a garage, working on cars, not doing this shit!
Joey: I had to, sweetheart! I had to do it for my father! I had no choice!
Misty: Can't you just get Toni Cipriani to do it!
Joey: I didn't want to let my father down, he wanted me to be the don. If he said I should be don, hell, I'M GONNA BE ONE!
8-Ball: Hey, Mr. Leone!
Joey: Ah, good you're here! Listen, I'll need some help with my bags. Put them in my car.
(outside)
Richard: Hey, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Rich? What are you doing here?
Richard: Joey told me he needed some help, said there was some Diablo, and Triad scums knowing what he's doing. He's gonna be killed in this rate! Drive-byers are all over Portland!
8-Ball: Okay, I drive, you three are gonna use the UZIs, and make sure no enemy gangs destroy us.
(in the car)
Joey: Alright! Let's roll! Take us to the Callahan Bridge.
(when the Triads come)
Richard: Triads! Shoot them! Aim for the tires, so they can be rammed off the road!
(when the Diablos come)
Richard: Son of a bitch! Diablos!
(at the bridge)
Joey: Wait, stop the car, 8-Ball! Oh, just as I figured, they have the bridge secured! There's only one way left, Porter Road Tunnel! Let's go!
(at Staunton)
News Lady: Staunton Island can finally be at piece as the huge gang war has now been stopped, or is it? Even though Staunton is accessible again from Portland, gang wars have spreaded to Shoreside Vale, leaving that area unaccessible. The Elevator Bridge has been shut down, and the only way for travelers to leave Liberty City is by ship. More later on LCN.
(once cutscene is over)
Joey: Alright, Staunton Island! We made it! Now, there's a hotel called the Fort Carson hotel. It's at Bedford Point.
Misty: Can they reach us here?
Richard: Nah, they're terrortoy is Portland. They won't come until later. But we need to peace with some gangs, fast! There's the Yakuza, the Uptown Yardies, and the Colombian Cartel! We need they're help! Try to get in peace with them.
Misty: Jeez, I hope the hotel would be nice! It be nice to be on a little vacation huh, Joey?
Joey: Sure, pumpkin.
(at the hotel)
Joey: Okay this is the place! Now, we're gonna be in seperate rooms, since I'm rich, and know you guys like privacy. Me, and Misty is at room 4-10. Rich, you're 4-13, and 8-Ball, you're 4-02. I couldn't get us to go near eachother, sorry. Now, 8-Ball, come to my room when you have a chance. We're taking over these streets!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello?
Quinton: 8-Ball, it's Quinton! Where the hell are you? The Leone Club is infested with Triads, and Diablos!
8-Ball: Me, and Joey escaped. We're at a hotel at Staunton Island!
Quinton: Ah, I see. Now, I'll catch up when I can. Maybe I can be some help, mah man!
8-Ball: Sounds good, brah. Cya then!
Joey Mission 5: Attack Leone's Club
Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone, Richard G. Newell, Luigi Goterelli, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Diablos, Triads
Location: Leone Club, Portland Beach, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $1,000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Code Evacuation (Joey)
Objectives:
* Use a sniper rifle to kill all the attacking Triads.
* Use a sniper rifle to kill all the attacking Diablos.
* Kill the scums in the boats.
* Meet up with them at the Beach.
Script:
Joey: Okay, everyone, you're all here, because we have an attack coming right this way!
Richard: It's the Triads, and Diablos, they're teaming up against us!
Joey: Calm down, Rich, and it's I who says this shit, got it?
Richard: Sure Mr. Leone.
Joey: Thank you, now ol Luigi, and Quinton here stole some plans from the Triads, and know how they're gonna attack. The enemies are going to be down at the beach to attack. They'll be coming in vehicles, and boats. Now, Rich, Quinton, and Luigi is gonna go down there, and fight.
Luigi: Why me? I have a club to watch.
Quinton: Don't worry, Luigi! They'll be fine, we'll all be fine! Right, 8-Ball?
8-Ball: Heh, you got that right, buddy.
Joey: Alright, everyone know the plan? Alright let's go.
(outside)
Joey: While the others are down there, you're staying up here, and snipe. Take this Sniper Rifle, it'll help. Although it's the only one I have, and it's my favorite, so bring it back when you're done.
(when the battle is over, and you're down there)
Joey: Nice job, 8-Ball! I'm proud of you! Although no figure that, they're gonna launch a full-scale attack soon. I'll have to pack up, and leave Portland. I may need your help. Let me pack my things, and meet me at my Club, as soon as you can.
(after mission news)
News Lady: Gang war hit earllier today, at Portland Beach. This war turned out to be a full-attack at Leone's Gentleman's Club. As many Leones as possible, they were able to defend the Club against the Triads, and Diablos. Will this last? Tune in later, on LCN.
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone, Richard G. Newell, Luigi Goterelli, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Diablos, Triads
Location: Leone Club, Portland Beach, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $1,000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Code Evacuation (Joey)
Objectives:
* Use a sniper rifle to kill all the attacking Triads.
* Use a sniper rifle to kill all the attacking Diablos.
* Kill the scums in the boats.
* Meet up with them at the Beach.
Script:
Joey: Okay, everyone, you're all here, because we have an attack coming right this way!
Richard: It's the Triads, and Diablos, they're teaming up against us!
Joey: Calm down, Rich, and it's I who says this shit, got it?
Richard: Sure Mr. Leone.
Joey: Thank you, now ol Luigi, and Quinton here stole some plans from the Triads, and know how they're gonna attack. The enemies are going to be down at the beach to attack. They'll be coming in vehicles, and boats. Now, Rich, Quinton, and Luigi is gonna go down there, and fight.
Luigi: Why me? I have a club to watch.
Quinton: Don't worry, Luigi! They'll be fine, we'll all be fine! Right, 8-Ball?
8-Ball: Heh, you got that right, buddy.
Joey: Alright, everyone know the plan? Alright let's go.
(outside)
Joey: While the others are down there, you're staying up here, and snipe. Take this Sniper Rifle, it'll help. Although it's the only one I have, and it's my favorite, so bring it back when you're done.
(when the battle is over, and you're down there)
Joey: Nice job, 8-Ball! I'm proud of you! Although no figure that, they're gonna launch a full-scale attack soon. I'll have to pack up, and leave Portland. I may need your help. Let me pack my things, and meet me at my Club, as soon as you can.
(after mission news)
News Lady: Gang war hit earllier today, at Portland Beach. This war turned out to be a full-attack at Leone's Gentleman's Club. As many Leones as possible, they were able to defend the Club against the Triads, and Diablos. Will this last? Tune in later, on LCN.
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Joey Mission 4: An Unexpected Alliance
Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Triads, Diablos
Location: Leone Club, Portland Beach, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $600 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Attacking Leone's Club (Joey)
Objectives:
* Get to Chinatown.
* Follow a Triad van, but make sure you're not spotted.
* Get to the rooftop and use the recording device on the meeting.
* Escape the Docks.
Script:
(before mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello?
Joey: Hey, it's Joey, we have a problem. C'mon over here, pronto!
(at Joey's)
Richard: HA HA HA HA! I know, really? That's stupid!
Joey: No, it's not stupid!
Richard: Oh yeah, it is! Oh, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: What's going on?
Richard: Skip it.
Joey: Yeah, we have problems right now. I've been waiting for you.
Richard: Yeah, the Triads are planning something. I dunno what, though.
Joey: There's a Triad fish van leaving Chinatown soon, and you should follow it. We should know what's going on. Whatever it is, it's big.
Richard: Here, take this recording device, it'll help you listen to their chatter from long distances, and you could record them. Send the data back, when you're done. Good luck.
Joey: It's not stupid, Rich.
Richard: HA HA, shut up, you!
(at chinatown)
Triad: Come on, they're waiting for us.
(when you're on the roof spying on them)
Triad 1: Where are they sir?
Triad 2: They're coming, don't worry.
(2 Diablo cars come)
Diablo: Hello, good to see you Triads.
Triad 1: Yeah, good to be soon. So this is quite simple. This is our treaty of our truce between the Triads, and the Diablos, so we can defeat the Leones.
Diablo: Understood. But El Burro is still not happy what you guys did trashing his car.
Triad 1: Oh please, that was years ago! Times are different now. We can't let the Leones expect this. We're gonna make a full-scale attack at the Leone Club. We're gonna capture, not kill, Joey Leone. Then by a nice amount of payment, we can let him free. Oh, and they need to surrender the war too.
Diablo: Okay sounds good. We gonna do the same to the Forellis after that?
Triad 1: Man, Forellis ain't no real mafia no more. They're numbers went down a bunch, since Fort Staunton got destroyed. Of course, they haven't been around lately. They must be on to something. But we should take care of the Leones first. Okay?
Diablo: Okay, thanks for the nice chat, "friends".
(a Diablo spots you)
Diablo: Hey, who the hell is that up there?
Triad 1: It's that 8-Ball guy, working for the Leones!
(when you get back to Joey's)
Richard: What word?
8-Ball: This is gonna be real bad, we have to prepare for battle!
Richard: Why?
8-Ball: It's the Diablos, and the Triads, they're teaming up against us!
Richard: Oh shit! This is not good, not one fucking bit. I'll tell Joey this, come back when you're ready for battle. They maybe coming over here soon.
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Triads, Diablos
Location: Leone Club, Portland Beach, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $600 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Attacking Leone's Club (Joey)
Objectives:
* Get to Chinatown.
* Follow a Triad van, but make sure you're not spotted.
* Get to the rooftop and use the recording device on the meeting.
* Escape the Docks.
Script:
(before mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello?
Joey: Hey, it's Joey, we have a problem. C'mon over here, pronto!
(at Joey's)
Richard: HA HA HA HA! I know, really? That's stupid!
Joey: No, it's not stupid!
Richard: Oh yeah, it is! Oh, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: What's going on?
Richard: Skip it.
Joey: Yeah, we have problems right now. I've been waiting for you.
Richard: Yeah, the Triads are planning something. I dunno what, though.
Joey: There's a Triad fish van leaving Chinatown soon, and you should follow it. We should know what's going on. Whatever it is, it's big.
Richard: Here, take this recording device, it'll help you listen to their chatter from long distances, and you could record them. Send the data back, when you're done. Good luck.
Joey: It's not stupid, Rich.
Richard: HA HA, shut up, you!
(at chinatown)
Triad: Come on, they're waiting for us.
(when you're on the roof spying on them)
Triad 1: Where are they sir?
Triad 2: They're coming, don't worry.
(2 Diablo cars come)
Diablo: Hello, good to see you Triads.
Triad 1: Yeah, good to be soon. So this is quite simple. This is our treaty of our truce between the Triads, and the Diablos, so we can defeat the Leones.
Diablo: Understood. But El Burro is still not happy what you guys did trashing his car.
Triad 1: Oh please, that was years ago! Times are different now. We can't let the Leones expect this. We're gonna make a full-scale attack at the Leone Club. We're gonna capture, not kill, Joey Leone. Then by a nice amount of payment, we can let him free. Oh, and they need to surrender the war too.
Diablo: Okay sounds good. We gonna do the same to the Forellis after that?
Triad 1: Man, Forellis ain't no real mafia no more. They're numbers went down a bunch, since Fort Staunton got destroyed. Of course, they haven't been around lately. They must be on to something. But we should take care of the Leones first. Okay?
Diablo: Okay, thanks for the nice chat, "friends".
(a Diablo spots you)
Diablo: Hey, who the hell is that up there?
Triad 1: It's that 8-Ball guy, working for the Leones!
(when you get back to Joey's)
Richard: What word?
8-Ball: This is gonna be real bad, we have to prepare for battle!
Richard: Why?
8-Ball: It's the Diablos, and the Triads, they're teaming up against us!
Richard: Oh shit! This is not good, not one fucking bit. I'll tell Joey this, come back when you're ready for battle. They maybe coming over here soon.
Quinton Mission 3: FYI I Am An Assassin
Boss: Quinton Cance
Characters: 8-Ball, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs
Location: Quinton's Place, Portland View, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +
Unlock Mission: An Unexpected Alliance (Joey) [after finishing missions from Luigi, Joey, and Rich]
Objectives:
* Get to the Demon Frog outpost in Portland Harbor.
* Use a combat knife to assassinate guards to get to the safe.
* Get the money, and take it to Joey's.
Script:
Quinton: Yo, baby! Wussup?! Hey, Mr. Leone called, he needs money. This could be my final training! Using combat knifes to backstab Demon Frogs!
8-Ball: Oh, okay. Sounds good, man.
Quinton: Okay, come on! They're at an Outpost at the docks. Let's pop!
(outside)
8-Ball: Enjoying your training?
Quinton: Sure! It's like I did all this shit before! It's to bad I don't remember anything. It's sad, brother.
8-Ball: I hear ya, homie.
(at the outpost)
Quinton: Here we are! Let's try not to get to much attention.
(inside)
Quinton: Shhhh.
(when you startle a guard)
Quinton: Kill 'em, make sure he don't alert the rest of the outpost!
(when the guard is dead)
Quinton: Wow, man! It's a good thing they have silancers!
(when they get to the safe)
Quinton: Okay, Luigi told me how to hack into safes!
(when the safe opens)
Quinton: Okay, let's take this money to Joey's!
(when they get to the car)
Quinton: Step on it! I'll shoot.
(when the car is half-destroyed)
Quinton: Careful, man! We can't go on without this car!
(when the car is on fire)
Quinton: Ahhhh, shit!
(when they get to the club)
8-Ball: Wow, we made it!
Quinton: Thanks for the training, man! You're the best! Anything you need help on, I'll help ya out! Later, bro!
Characters: 8-Ball, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs
Location: Quinton's Place, Portland View, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $500 Respect +
Unlock Mission: An Unexpected Alliance (Joey) [after finishing missions from Luigi, Joey, and Rich]
Objectives:
* Get to the Demon Frog outpost in Portland Harbor.
* Use a combat knife to assassinate guards to get to the safe.
* Get the money, and take it to Joey's.
Script:
Quinton: Yo, baby! Wussup?! Hey, Mr. Leone called, he needs money. This could be my final training! Using combat knifes to backstab Demon Frogs!
8-Ball: Oh, okay. Sounds good, man.
Quinton: Okay, come on! They're at an Outpost at the docks. Let's pop!
(outside)
8-Ball: Enjoying your training?
Quinton: Sure! It's like I did all this shit before! It's to bad I don't remember anything. It's sad, brother.
8-Ball: I hear ya, homie.
(at the outpost)
Quinton: Here we are! Let's try not to get to much attention.
(inside)
Quinton: Shhhh.
(when you startle a guard)
Quinton: Kill 'em, make sure he don't alert the rest of the outpost!
(when the guard is dead)
Quinton: Wow, man! It's a good thing they have silancers!
(when they get to the safe)
Quinton: Okay, Luigi told me how to hack into safes!
(when the safe opens)
Quinton: Okay, let's take this money to Joey's!
(when they get to the car)
Quinton: Step on it! I'll shoot.
(when the car is half-destroyed)
Quinton: Careful, man! We can't go on without this car!
(when the car is on fire)
Quinton: Ahhhh, shit!
(when they get to the club)
8-Ball: Wow, we made it!
Quinton: Thanks for the training, man! You're the best! Anything you need help on, I'll help ya out! Later, bro!
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