Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Mary-Beth Mission 1: The Grown Minor

Boss: Mary-Beth Williams
Characters: 8-Ball, Mary-Beth Williams, Mary-Jo Cassidy
Gangs: Bears
Location: Mary-Jo's Apartment, Little Haiti, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $500
Unlock Missions: Shakedown (Mary-Beth)

Objectives:
* Impress Mary-Beth with your driving skills.

Script:

8-Ball: Hello?

(8-Ball sees a big fat lady on the couch watching TV, weighing over 600 pounds)

Mary-Jo: Oh...... hello?

8-Ball: Uh, you Phil Cassidy's neice?

Mary-Jo: No, I'm..... her sister, Mary-Jo!

8-Ball: Then where's the neice?

Mary-Jo: Oh, okay..... BETH!?

(a skinny lady smoking comes out)

Mary-Beth: *cough* *cough* What do you want you fat bitch? Who the fuck is this black guy?

8-Ball: Hey, I'm offended, lady!

Mary-Beth: Well, sorry! What the hell do you want?

8-Ball: I'm looking for Phil Cassidy's neice. Might in need of some work?

Mary-Beth: Ah, Uncle Phil sent you, huh? That one-armed weirdo? Actually, yes, I do have some work for you! What's your name, kid?

8-Ball: I'm 8-Ball.

Mary-Beth: From, 8-Ball's bombshop?

8-Ball: Yeah, that's it!

Mary-Beth: Ah, I hear your pain, dude! I used to buy lots of bombs there! Okay, you're hired! C'mon!

(outside)

8-Ball: So, what's your name?

Mary-Beth: My name is Mary-Beth, and I'm the leader of the Bears Crime Family!

8-Ball: So, what's your first job?

Mary-Beth: Before I hire you, I want to know how well your driving skills are! Impress me, and you'd be hired!

8-Ball: Didn't you say you hired me already?

Mary-Beth: After this.

(list of unimpressment)

Mary-Beth: What the hell are you doing?

Mary-Beth: Why would I want to hire someone who can't drive?

Mary-Beth: Go back to school, loser!

Mary-Beth: You're useless, fool!

(list of impressment)

Mary-Beth: Not bad, not bad at all.

Mary-Beth: You could be useful in robbing a bank.

Mary-Beth: Wooooo! If only my mom were still here to see me.

Mary-Beth: You got balls. I like that in a man!

(list of stunt comments)

Mary-Beth: WHOA! Wow! Jeez louise!

Mary-Beth: HA HA HA HA HA! Giddy up horsey!

Mary-Beth: WOOOOOO! No wonder Jo didn't give me a pony!

(you fail the mission)

Mary-Beth: You want me to hire ya? Forget it buddy!

(you pass the mission)

Mary-Beth: Alright, you're hired. Come back to my crib when you get the chance.

Richard Mission 15: The New Players in Town

Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Sharks
Location: Cam Jones' Old Place, Little Havana, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $1500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Leap Frog (Richard) [after a few missions from Mary-Beth]

Objectives:
* Take some new Leone members to drive-by some Sharks.

Script:

Richard: Hey, Quinton! Hand me those peanuts!

(Quinton throws Rich the peanuts)

8-Ball: Aw look you guys! Sitting around, watching TV, c'mon, guys!

Richard: Hey, I'm still tired of the escape from Liberty.

Quinton: Yeah me too!

8-Ball: Whatever. So, now what?

Richard: The Sharks are declaring wars on us. Well, they want war? Hey, fine by me! The noobs are outside, go drive-by some of them, and take some of their streets.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Richard Mission 14: Give me Vice

Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Sharks
Location: Cam Jones' Place, Little Havana, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: Respect +
Unlock Missions: The New Players in Town (Richard), The Grown Minor (Mary-Beth)

Objectives:
* Pick up some homeless people around town, to give them a job as Leones (Sharks are getting members too, so watch out for them, max hobos is 7)

Script:

8-Ball: Hey guys!

Richard: Hey, 8-Ball!

Quinton: Wuss up, man?

Richard: Alright, so here's the plan, we're gonna spread around town. Pick up some hobos around town, and give them jobs as Leones! We're gonna need it, buddy!

Quinton: Yeah, that's right!

8-Ball: Alright, I'm on it!

Quinton: But be careful, man! There is the gang called the Sharks! We need to try to get more hobos then them.

8-Ball: Alright!

(list of 8-Ball askings)

8-Ball: Hey want a job?

8-Ball: Yo, wanna be a mafia member?

8-Ball: Dude, job, you in, or no?

8-Ball: I have some work for you.

8-Ball: We mafia called the Leones! Wanna join?

(after mission phone call)

8-Ball: Hello?

Phil: Hey, 8-Ball! It's ol Phil!

8-Ball: Yeah, well....

Phil: I know, I know, you're not in town. You're trapped in ol Vice huh?

8-Ball: Yeah, had some problems with some gangs around town.

Phil: Well if you need some work, my neice might have some for you! She lives at my sister's place in Little Haiti. Stop by over there, alright?

8-Ball: Whatever you say, Phil!

Joey Mission 16: Escape Liberty

Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone (voice), Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Diablos, Triads, Uptown Yardies, Colombian Cartel, Yakuza
Location: Payphone, Liberty Campus, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: Cam Jones house as safehouse
Unlock Missions: Give me Vice (Richard)

Objectives:
* Protect the car against gang members on the way to the Airport.
* Drive to Cam Jones' old place in Little Havana.

Script:

8-Ball: Joey, it's me.

Joey: 8-Ball! Thank god! You, Richard, and Quinton are all in serious danger! The other gangs in Liberty are after you, after you killed Verick! You must flee Liberty City right now, 8-Ball! I'm sorry, but you must!

8-Ball: But what about you?

Joey: Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'm safe and sound in the police station. Besides I also got Luigi, and Toni. You three must leave right now! I got Richard to get tickets on the next flight to Vice City Florida. Lay low for a while, and I'll let you know when it's safe to come back. Good luck, 8-Ball, and thank you for helping me out, and letting the Demon Frogs flee the city. Now, go!

8-Ball: Okay, cya later, Joey!

(at the car)

Quinton: Aw man! I can't believe we're gonna die!

Richard: Don't worry, Quinton! We won't die! Let's just get to the Airport pronto! I'll drive, you and Quinton shoot!

(driving)

Quinton: I got a very bad feeling about this, bro!

Richard: Calm down! Just shoot any enemy gang member in our way!

8-Ball: Uh oh! Here come the Yardies!

Richard: Don't talk about it mother fucker, shoot!

Quinton: Man, I'm too pretty to die!

Richard: Shut up, Quinton!

Quinton: No you shut up, Richard!

Richard: God damn, dude! Is this the time to argue?

Quinton: Well.... yeah! Of course it is!

Richard: Just shoot, pea brain!

(when Richard drives to the Elevator Bridge)

Richard: What the fuck? The Triads have the Bridge well guarded!

Quinton: What do we do now, Rich?

8-Ball: Porter Road Tunnel! Step on it, Rich!

Quinton: Man, I getting sea sick!

(when they reach the tunnel)

Richard: It's the Diablos!

Quinton: Does every gang in Liberty hate us?

Richard: It seems that way!

(a Rhino bursts through the Portland path)

Quinton: WHOA SHIT! IT'S A MOTHA FUCKING TANK!

Richard: Aw shit!

8-Ball: Step on it, Rich, NOW!

Richard: I'm trying!

Quinton: We can't destroy it! This ain't fair!

Richard: Wars are never fair, brah!

8-Ball: I'm so glad this car is bullet proof!

(when they reach the surface)

Quinton: We made it! Aw man, it's the Cartel! They surrounded us! We're finished!

Richard: Aw man, another tank?

8-Ball: Why is the Tank destroying the Cartel trucks?

Richard: Wait! I see Yakuza cars!

8-Ball: God bless you, Yuka!

Richard: Who's Yuka?

8-Ball: Forget it! Get to the airport! Now!

(the Yakuza are stalling the Cartel while 8-Ball, Quinton, and Rich run inside the airport with their bags)

8-Ball: Man you bought way to much stuff, Richard!

Richard: Can't help it!

(a plane shows leaving Liberty City, then lands in Vice City, then the 3 walk out of the Airport)

Quinton: Man we're goooooooood! I can't believe we made it to Vice City!

Richard: I can't believe it either!

8-Ball: Wow, I've been here once, when I got a bombshop at this place.

Quinton: Soooo, where we gonna stay, geinus?

Richard: I had an old friend named Cam Jones. He sold me his place. His place is in Little Havana.

Quinton: Well while you got that, I bought us a badass sports car!

8-Ball: Nice, Quinton! A white Infernus huh?

Quinton: Yeah, I had the feeling I owned one before, so that's why I got that!

Richard: But there's only two seats, dude!

Quinton: Oh, right! TAXI?

(a Taxi appears)

Quinton: Take this guy to 397 Little Havana, please?

Richard: Oh thanks, Quinton! (sarcastic)

Quinton: My pleassure! Now, I'm still tired from the fight, so you drive!

(in the car)

Quinton: Vice City! I feel like I've been here before! I think I was here before I lost my memories!

8-Ball: Uh huh, yeah.

Quinton: Pretty nice, huh?

8-Ball: This place changed a bit, but not that much since the 80s.

Quinton: Yeah, there were less buildings then this.

(at the place)

Richard: Make yourselves at home! They're three rooms in here, I'll take the master bedroom.

Quinton: Awww!

Richard: And 8-Ball. Time spread the Leone turf in Vice City! Come back when you're ready. Just go ahead, and take a look around. Get the feel of the place.

8-Ball: Alright, sounds good!

(after mission news)

News Lady: Vice City dealt a big surprise today as Hurricane G is thinking of making land fall here pretty soon. Although the hurricane is in a stand still right now in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico. Our measures are to close all bridges from the Mainland to Ocean Beach, and Vice Point, and flights to, and from Escobar International Airport have been delayed, until further notice. VNN news from radio to your ear.

Joey Mission 15: Demon Downfall

Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance, Toni Cipriani, Verick the Demon Frog
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs, Diablos
Location: Pike Creek Police Station, Pike Creek, Shoreside Vale, Liberty City
Reward: $5000 Respect +; Stubby Shotgun and Sawn Shotgun avaiable at Ammu-Nation
Unlock Missions: Escape Liberty (Joey)

Objectives:
* Meet up with Toni, Quinton, and Richard at the Demon Frog Mantion in Cedar Grove.
* Infiltrate the mantion with Toni, while Rich and Quinton keep watch.
* Look for the key card that opens the secret area of the mantion.
* Look for Verick and kill him.
* Escape the mantion, and get back to the hotel, but watch out for Demon Frogs chasing you.

Script:

(8-Ball is at the talking area in the police station)

8-Ball: Mr. Leone?

Joey: Hey, 8-Ball.

8-Ball: How's it going in there?

Joey: What the hell do you mean, how's it going in there? Those cock sucker gangs the Triads, Diablos, and/or the Demon Frogs set me up!

8-Ball: Hey, it could be any gang in Liberty!

Joey: Yeah, maybe, but we're gonna hit the Frogs where it hurts most! Toni, Quint, and Rich are outside the Demon Frog mantion in Cedar Grove. Kill Verick the Demon Frog! I want him hanging on my fire place!

8-Ball: Really?

Joey: You know what I mean! Good luck!

(at the mantion)

Quinton: This is some bullshit right here, man!

Toni: Man, first Sal, now Joey! What are the Leone dons gonna do?

8-Ball: Don't worry guys! Let's just infiltrate this mantion!

(2 Diablo cars arrive, and Diablos come out)

Richard: Diablo attack!

(while the Diablos are getting killed, Demon Frogs burst out of the mantion and begin fireing)

Richard: Frogs, coming out of the mantion! I'll try to hack this door open!

(once the gate is opened)

Richard: Alright! Me, and Quinton will patrol the outside! Go ahead you guys!

Toni: C'mon, 8-Ball!

(once the Demon Frogs in the mantion are dead)

Toni: Did you kill Verick?

8-Ball: No!

Toni: Me either! Where the fuck is he?

8-Ball: There could be a secret room around here!

Toni: Yeah! I see a lock on this blank wall! Looks like a card should be there! Find the key card, and we can kill Verick!

(when 8-Ball finds the card)

8-Ball: Found it!

(when the door opens)

Toni: Alright let's go!

(when Verick's office is reached)

Verick: 8-Ball! Toni! How's it going?

Toni: You about to die!

Verick: We'll see about that! GUARDS! GUARDS!

(once Verick is dead, he is wounded on the ground)

Verick: *cough* *cough* You stupid pricks! MY HOUSE! Look what you've done to it!

Toni: This is for Sal!

Verick: Why do you Leones hate us? You started this war! We wanted an alliance but no, you wanted a war! This is your own fault you dicks!

Toni: Say goodnight Mr. Demon Frog!

(they both shoot Verick at the same time)

Toni: C'mon, 8-Ball! Our mission is not over yet! We should get going back to the hotel! After this, the Demon Frogs shall leave the city for good!

(outside)

Richard: Did you kill him?

Toni: Damn right we got him! Why the hell do you think we're back, Rich?

Quinton: Wow! I'm alive again, baby! I feel alive!

(when the Frogs are chasing them)

Richard: Counter-attack! We shoot, you drive, 8-Ball.

(at the hotel)

Toni: My work here is done, I better be going back to Ma's.

Quinton: I'm going home.

Richard: And I'll be back at the room. Cya, 8-Ball!

(after mission phone call)

8-Ball: Hello?

Joey: Oh for fuck's sake, 8-Ball!

8-Ball: What? What happened? Verick is dead!

Joey: It's not that! You all are in serious danger! I can't speak it to loud! I'll tell you guys over here. Just pack up your stuff, and get to the payphone in Liberty Campus, right now!

(after mission news)

News Lady: Gang raid came at Cedar Grove today after a high-ranked leader, Verick the Demon Frog was assassinated today in his own home. This ends the gang-war between the Leones, and Demon Frogs as the Frogs left the city, either to Vice City, or Las Venturas. The Leone Mafia Family was to be responsible for this. The DEA is in right now in search of them, so they can join their leader in prison! Stay tuned for more, later on LCN!

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Joey Mission 14: Chopping Choppers

Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: None
Unlock Missions: Demon Downfall (Joey)

Objectives:
* Get to the helicopter on the roof.
* Use Quinton as a gunner to destroy the FBI searching helicopters in the skies, but make sure Quinton doesn't lose his balance, or we won't fire. Also make sure the helicopter doesn't take to much damage. (2 stars after the 1st chopper, 3 stars after 2nd, and 4 stars after 3rd)

Script:

Joey: 8-Ball! The FBI is after me! They think I'm responsible for the madness that's going on! They're in Helicopters in the sky right now trying to search for me!

8-Ball: What the hell are we gonna do?

Joey: There's a helicopter on the roof. You fly the helicopter, while Quinton takes fire, and destroy the choppers! I'm gonna plan to get an attack on Verick the Demon Frog! Quinton is waiting for you upstairs! GO!

(upstairs)

Quinton: YO, Ball! Wussup?

8-Ball: Not much, you ready?

Quinton: Let's pop!

(when Quinton spots choppers)

Quinton: There's one!

(destroying the chopper)

Quinton: Cool! VERY COOL MAN! Let's get another one!

(destroying the 2nd chopper)

Quinton: I'm Quinton Cance! You'll get in the chance!

(destroying the 3rd chopper)

Quinton: Okay, they're done! Back to the hotel!

(at the hotel)

Quinton: Joey? Yo, bro, we back! Mr. Leone?

8-Ball: Mr. Leone? Where the fuck are you?

Quinton: This place looks like it's been raided!

8-Ball: Where are they?

Quinton: I dunno.

(sierens are heard outside, Quinton looks out the window and sees police trucks driving away)

Quinton: The FBI. THE FBI!

8-Ball: What the fuck?

Quinton: THE FBI TOOK HIM!

Next Door Neighbor: Hey, keep it down in there! Some people are trying to sleep, or at least nap!

Quinton: SORRY! Shit! Damn!

8-Ball: This ain't good! We have to go see Joey over at the station!

Quinton: By we you mean you. I ain't going there!

8-Ball: Whatever you say. I'll cya later.

(after mission phone call)

8-Ball: Speak.

Joey: 8-Ball! I can't believe it! They found me! OKAY I'LL KEEP IT DOWN!

8-Ball: What?

Joey: Sorry, the police told me to quiet it down. Misty is with me, oh, and she says 'hi'. Anyways time to attack Verick the Demon Frog! I'm at the police station in Pike Creek. Talk to me over there.

(after mission news)

News Lady: The don of the Leone Mafia Family, Joey Leone, has been arrested today after finding out, he was the one causing the big problems around Liberty City. He was found inside the Fort Carson Hotel in Bedford Point, while friends of his were stalled by attacking police helicopters around the skies. Thanks to his arrested, there is sure to be more peace in Liberty. More on LCN, soon.

Joey Mission 13: When Stuff Goes Wrong

Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Misty, Joey Leone, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs
Location: Fort Carson Hotel, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2000 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Chopping Choppers (Joey)

Objectives:
* Get Quinton and Richard to Drive-by 5 Demon Frog squads around Staunton.

Script:

Misty: Hey, I'm bored! When you gonna drill me?

Joey: I'm busy, Misty! Sweet jesus!

Misty: You know, Joey? Ever since you started working your father's job, you've been a real jerk lately!

Joey: I'm busy okay? So be quiet!

Misty: Grrr!

(Misty walks into the bathroom, and slams the door)

Richard: What's wrong with her?

Joey: No matter, Rich! Now, we need to weaken the Demon Frog population in Staunton. Lots of our reinforcements have decreased.

Quinton: Alright, baby! We're gonna slay some Frogs! Can't wait!

Joey: Come on, Quint! We're not in the 80s anymore! Stop with the 80s talk!

Quinton: Come on, baby! I'm an all 80s man! Can we just silants these shit heads?

8-Ball: Hey guys!

Quinton: 8-Ball, bro! We're gonna drive-by some Frogs! You in?

8-Ball: Alright.

(at the car)

Richard: Okay, 8-Ball! We're gonna drive-by at least 5 Frog groups! Then the population will decrease on them!

8-Ball: Alright! You know? I'm starting to think the Demon Frogs were the ones that put me out of business.

Richard: How could you say that? It could be the Triads, or the Diablos.

8-Ball: Yeah, maybe.

(a group is found)

Quinton: LET'S POP!

(when the first group is dead)

Quinton: Man I am the Quinton Cance machine, baby! Let's go for another group!

(second group)

Richard: There they are!

(second group dead)

Richard: Okay, three more, brah!

(third group dead)

Quinton: HA HA HA! I'm the Frog killer!

Richard: I thought you said you were the Quinton Cance machine?

(fourth group dead)

Richard: Okay! Just one more!

(fifth group dead)

Quinton: OH YEAH! That was awesome! We popped heads like cola!

Richard: Great job guys! Let's head back to the hotel.

(at the hotel)

Quinton: Can't wait to tell Joey this!

(after mission news)

News Lady: Drive-by frenzy on Staunton Island today, as a car with two passangers were fireing their machine guns at a few groups of the Demon Frogs mafia. These gang wars could be the start of something big. Union Chief Jane Hopper said, everyone should stay out of gang controlled areas in the city. Stay tuned for more, later.