Monday, July 26, 2010

Joey Mission 1: Drive-By

Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone, Misty, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Triads
Reward: $300, Respect +, Unlock Pay-n-Spray
Unlock Mission: Gunz of War (Richard)

Objectives:
* Drive-By six groups of Triads.
* 2-Star Wanted Level, get to Pay-N-Spray, Joey's paying
* Drop Joey off at his place

Script:

Joey: You so beautiful, Misty!

Misty: What, me? Naw, it's you that's beautiful.

Joey: No, you are. Just handsome. Oh, hey 8-Ball! Alright, Misty, go wait for me upstairs.

8-Ball: Wussup, Mr. Leone?

Joey: Well, I heard what you're problem is, and I'm gonna help you out.

8-Ball: What's that you want to do?

Joey: Well, the Triads had been mocking our business, and that's way to much. We're gonna take these UZIs, Drive-By them, and BAM!

8-Ball: Okay, so who's driving?

Joey: You!

8-Ball: But I can't drive, and shoot at the same time.

Joey: You're not shooting, you're just driving towards the Triads, and we blow their heads off! Richard, and another Leone member are gonna help out. Let's show these mother fuckers, what us Leones are made of!

(outside)

8-Ball: Hey, Rich!

Rich: Hello, 8-Ball! You driving, huh?

8-Ball: Yeah, speak of the devil.

Rich: Don't worry, we just have six groups of Triads to kill, it won't be that hard. This car here is bullet proof, so we won't have much of a problem.

Joey: Well, I don't think it's that bullet-proof, it can still be destroyed by a powerful rifle, or shotgun.

Richard: Well, most of them have UZIs, and Pistols, so don't worry. Now, come on, let's go!

(taunts)

Richard: No one messes with the Leones! HA HA HA!

Richard: Oh, yeah!

Richard: I BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT!

Richard: Ah ha, that beat the shit out of them!

Richard: RICHARD, REMEMBER THE NAME!

Joey: Ha ha ha ha ha!

Joey: I got one!

Joey: Die, Triad scums!

Joey: Go cry to your mommies!

(Once all six groups are defeating)

Joey: 8-Ball, the police are on to us!

8-Ball: What do we do?

Joey: There's a Pay-N-Spray at the Red Light District, down the street from Luigi's. That'll help.

(after the spray)

Joey: Alright! Let's get back to my place!

(when they get back to Joey's)

Joey: Great shooting, everyone! Also, great driving, 8-Ball! Here's your payment.

(Joey and the Leone goes out)

Richard: Hey, 8-Ball. I got some work for you after this. Come back to my place when you get the chance.

8-Ball: Alright, homie!

(Richard gets out)

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