Boss: Mary-Beth Williams
Characters: 8-Ball, Mary-Beth Williams
Gangs: Bears, VC Bikers
Location: Mary-Jo's Place, Little Haiti, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $1050
Unlock Missions: Robbery (Mary-Beth) [after missions from Richard and Truth]
Objectives:
* Steal the items (Cheetah in Viceport, Angel in Downtown, and Truck full of electronics in Little Havana) before 6 minutes is up, and take them to Mary-Beth's Loan Shark building in Viceport.
Script:
Mary-Beth: Heeey! If it isn't my lover, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Look, I'm not your boyfriend, okay? I'm sorry, but I'm taken.
Mary-Beth: Taken-Smaken.... bacon. Heh! I love bacon! I would like some of your bacon, Ball-Man! HA HA HA!
8-Ball: *Sigh* What do you want me to do next, Beth?
Mary-Beth: Make love to me! But first I want some vehicles for my Loan Shark business. There's a blue Cheetah in Viceport, an Angel bike that belongs to the Vice City Biker gang in Downtown, and a truck full of horse-shit in Little Havana.
8-Ball: I'll do this job for you, but the "make love" thing, not gonna happen, sorry.
Mary-Beth: Such a joker! Go on, dear!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Yeah?
Yuka: Where are you, 8-Ball?
8-Ball: I'm at Vice City, Yuka. I am getting hunted back at Liberty.
Yuka: You left without saying good-bye?
8-Ball: I know.... but....
Yuka: No butts! We're through!
8-Ball: Yuka, no!
Yuka: I'm only kidding with you!
8-Ball: Oh for a sec I thought.....
Yuka: Hold on a second, 8-Ball son, I won't break-up with you, as long as you are not gonna make up love to that drug-ass bitch you're working for!
8-Ball: How did you know about Mary-Beth?
Yuka: Your friend Phil tells me you're working for his neice.
8-Ball: I know, but she's begging me to make-love to her!
Yuka: I'm your only lover, 8-Ball.
8-Ball: Whatever you say, baby! I love you, and I'll talk to ya later. Be sure to make sure Joey is alright.
Yuka: Sure thing, bye!
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Friday, December 10, 2010
Mary-Beth Mission 3: Truth or Dare
Boss: Mary-Beth Williams
Characters: 8-Ball, Mary-Beth Williams, The Truth
Gangs: Bears, Haitians
Location: Mary-Jo's Place, Little Havana, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $800
Unlock Missions: Loan Shark (Mary-Beth), Drunk my Drug (Truth)
Objectives:
* Drive Truth to a Haitian house, so Truth can sell his drugs.
* Drive Truth to his hideout in Downtown (which is the Shukmole Shack from)
Script:
(Mary-Beth is smoking some pot)
8-Ball: Uhhh, Beth?
Mary-Beth: Heeeey, Baaaaalll man! Hey, pssst, ball man?
8-Ball: What?
Mary-Beth: I'm smoking pot!
8-Ball: No shit, and why are you whispering at me?
Mary-Beth: I dunno. Oh, Ball. I want you to meet a friend of mine. Truth?!
8-Ball: Who's Truth?
The Truth: Ah, hello, friend!
8-Ball: Oh hello, Truth.
Truth: I'm the Truth.
8-Ball: Yeah, I know that.
Truth: You must be, Balls, Beth is talking about.
8-Ball: It's 8-Ball, actually.
Truth: Nice to meet you fellow citizen of the peaceful world! Do you work for the government?
8-Ball: Hell no, man! I'm a member of the Leone Family. Well, actually they just pay me to look after them, I'm not really a Leone.
Truth: Another Liberty City mafia, huh? Just like the Sindacco Family. Listen, friend. Sit down, near Beth.
Mary-Beth: Yeah, honey! Sit next to your ol girlfriend, Beth!
8-Ball: Girlfriend?
Mary-Beth: Yeah, aren't I?
8-Ball: Not really.
Mary-Beth: *Laughs* Of course you are, silly!
8-Ball: Look, Truth. I think I'm better off standing, alright?
Truth: Well how about some weed?
8-Ball: Naw, I don't do drugs.
Truth: Another no-drugger huh? I know someone who lives in Los Santos, San Andreas that don't do drugs either.
8-Ball: Are you a hippy?
Truth: What the hell do I look like to you? Just a hobo on the street? Anyways I have a seller in Little Haiti. He's gonna get as high as me one day. You will too. Come with me downstairs. Don't forget to say 'goodbye' to your girlfriend.
(they're walking down)
8-Ball: She's not actually my.....
Mary-Beth: See ya around, baby! *blows kiss*
8-Ball: Ugh.
(outside)
Truth: Behold! The Mother Ship! That's my van you're seeing friend!
8-Ball: Nice van, Truth!
Truth: You drive.
8-Ball: Alright. Wait, what?
(inside)
8-Ball: Damn, Truth! How much weed do you have back there?
Truth: 120 pounds, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Seriously?
Truth: I keep most of it in the car, in case I have to travel. I traveled here to Vice City from San Andreas. My old friend Carl Johnson told me I needed a vacation.
8-Ball: Who's Carl Johnson?
Truth: A man that helped me a lot back at San Andreas. But enough of him. Tell me about you.
8-Ball: Well I used to own 8-Ball's Bombshop, until....
Truth: Forget it, I'm not instructed. Just drive.
(at the house)
Truth: What do you mean mah weed is bad? WHOA don't aim that thing at a man of peace! AAAAH!
(runs back in the car)
Truth: DRIVE NOW!
8-Ball: Where?
Truth: OUTTA HERE!
(out of Little Haiti)
Truth: Phew, thanks fellow traveler!
8-Ball: Where do you want me to drop you and your van off?
Truth: I own a shack at Downtown across the street from the Biker's bar.
8-Ball: A'right.
(at the shack)
Truth: Thank you, peace-keeper! Come back here if you want to do more work for me.
Characters: 8-Ball, Mary-Beth Williams, The Truth
Gangs: Bears, Haitians
Location: Mary-Jo's Place, Little Havana, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $800
Unlock Missions: Loan Shark (Mary-Beth), Drunk my Drug (Truth)
Objectives:
* Drive Truth to a Haitian house, so Truth can sell his drugs.
* Drive Truth to his hideout in Downtown (which is the Shukmole Shack from)
Script:
(Mary-Beth is smoking some pot)
8-Ball: Uhhh, Beth?
Mary-Beth: Heeeey, Baaaaalll man! Hey, pssst, ball man?
8-Ball: What?
Mary-Beth: I'm smoking pot!
8-Ball: No shit, and why are you whispering at me?
Mary-Beth: I dunno. Oh, Ball. I want you to meet a friend of mine. Truth?!
8-Ball: Who's Truth?
The Truth: Ah, hello, friend!
8-Ball: Oh hello, Truth.
Truth: I'm the Truth.
8-Ball: Yeah, I know that.
Truth: You must be, Balls, Beth is talking about.
8-Ball: It's 8-Ball, actually.
Truth: Nice to meet you fellow citizen of the peaceful world! Do you work for the government?
8-Ball: Hell no, man! I'm a member of the Leone Family. Well, actually they just pay me to look after them, I'm not really a Leone.
Truth: Another Liberty City mafia, huh? Just like the Sindacco Family. Listen, friend. Sit down, near Beth.
Mary-Beth: Yeah, honey! Sit next to your ol girlfriend, Beth!
8-Ball: Girlfriend?
Mary-Beth: Yeah, aren't I?
8-Ball: Not really.
Mary-Beth: *Laughs* Of course you are, silly!
8-Ball: Look, Truth. I think I'm better off standing, alright?
Truth: Well how about some weed?
8-Ball: Naw, I don't do drugs.
Truth: Another no-drugger huh? I know someone who lives in Los Santos, San Andreas that don't do drugs either.
8-Ball: Are you a hippy?
Truth: What the hell do I look like to you? Just a hobo on the street? Anyways I have a seller in Little Haiti. He's gonna get as high as me one day. You will too. Come with me downstairs. Don't forget to say 'goodbye' to your girlfriend.
(they're walking down)
8-Ball: She's not actually my.....
Mary-Beth: See ya around, baby! *blows kiss*
8-Ball: Ugh.
(outside)
Truth: Behold! The Mother Ship! That's my van you're seeing friend!
8-Ball: Nice van, Truth!
Truth: You drive.
8-Ball: Alright. Wait, what?
(inside)
8-Ball: Damn, Truth! How much weed do you have back there?
Truth: 120 pounds, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Seriously?
Truth: I keep most of it in the car, in case I have to travel. I traveled here to Vice City from San Andreas. My old friend Carl Johnson told me I needed a vacation.
8-Ball: Who's Carl Johnson?
Truth: A man that helped me a lot back at San Andreas. But enough of him. Tell me about you.
8-Ball: Well I used to own 8-Ball's Bombshop, until....
Truth: Forget it, I'm not instructed. Just drive.
(at the house)
Truth: What do you mean mah weed is bad? WHOA don't aim that thing at a man of peace! AAAAH!
(runs back in the car)
Truth: DRIVE NOW!
8-Ball: Where?
Truth: OUTTA HERE!
(out of Little Haiti)
Truth: Phew, thanks fellow traveler!
8-Ball: Where do you want me to drop you and your van off?
Truth: I own a shack at Downtown across the street from the Biker's bar.
8-Ball: A'right.
(at the shack)
Truth: Thank you, peace-keeper! Come back here if you want to do more work for me.
Mary-Beth Mission 2: Shakedown
Boss: Mary-Beth Williams
Characters: 8-Ball, Mary-Beth Williams
Gangs: Bears, Sharks
Location: Mary-Jo's Place, Little Haiti, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $1000
Unlock Missions: Truth or Dare (Mary-Beth), Protection Racket Side-Mission
Objectives:
* Get to the Market in Little Havana.
* Kill the Sharks guarding the store.
* Get to the clothing store in Little Havana.
* Use a baseball bat to destroy parts of the store.
Script:
Mary-Beth: Ah, it's the pole-table man!
8-Ball: Pole-Table man? Oh, ha ha, I get it now! 8-Ball, pole-table man. That's good.
Mary-Beth: I knew you'd like it. You into protection racking?
8-Ball: I guess.
Mary-Beth: Come. There's a market uptown we need to raid.
8-Ball: Raid?
(in the car)
8-Ball: Where we going again?
Mary-Beth: You stupid or something? We're going to the Market in Little Havana!
8-Ball: You said Uptown before.
Mary-Beth: Whatever, just drive.
(at the shop)
Mary-Beth: Get in there, prick! Take care of those assholes raiding the store!
(inside the store)
Mary-Beth: You did good, kid. Hello, Nathan! Good to see you again!
Nathan: Oh.... Mary-Beth.... uhhh.
Mary-Beth: Don't say anything, Nathan. You wasted my god-damn time! You're protection rate just went double.
Nathan: Shit, really?
Mary-Beth: That triples it! Wanna make it more?
Nathan: No, I'm sorry, ma'am.
Mary-Beth: Just for calling me ma'am I'm gonna fuck you. Meet me in the back, and get dressed in black, bitch! Wait out here, 8-Ball.
(back in the car)
8-Ball: Why did you rape that man?
Mary-Beth: I made sure he wore a condom.
8-Ball: But why did you rape him?
Mary-Beth: I rape anyone who fucks with me! Even you if you keep asking those questions!
8-Ball: Where too, now?
Mary-Beth: There's a clothing store down the block.
(at the store)
Mary-Beth: Pay up!
Woman: Why?
Mary-Beth: Because I said so!
Woman: I already have the Sharks protecting me.
Mary-Beth: Oh, I see that. 8-Ball do me a favor and destroy this place.
(8-Ball breaking stuff)
Woman: Please, stop!
Woman: Why you doing this?
Woman: GUARDS! GUARDS!
(the sharks come, and 8-Ball kills them)
Woman: Okay, stop! I'll get your god damn protection!
Mary-Beth: And just to be sure we're clear with eachother, meet me in the back.
(outside)
8-Ball: Did you rape that woman?
Mary-Beth: Yeah, why?
8-Ball: She's a lady, you're a lady.
Mary-Beth: I said ANYONE who fucks with me gets raped. Even ladies. I'm a bi-girl.
8-Ball: Wow.
Mary-Beth: Thanks for your help Balls. Here's your cut.
(drives off)
Characters: 8-Ball, Mary-Beth Williams
Gangs: Bears, Sharks
Location: Mary-Jo's Place, Little Haiti, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $1000
Unlock Missions: Truth or Dare (Mary-Beth), Protection Racket Side-Mission
Objectives:
* Get to the Market in Little Havana.
* Kill the Sharks guarding the store.
* Get to the clothing store in Little Havana.
* Use a baseball bat to destroy parts of the store.
Script:
Mary-Beth: Ah, it's the pole-table man!
8-Ball: Pole-Table man? Oh, ha ha, I get it now! 8-Ball, pole-table man. That's good.
Mary-Beth: I knew you'd like it. You into protection racking?
8-Ball: I guess.
Mary-Beth: Come. There's a market uptown we need to raid.
8-Ball: Raid?
(in the car)
8-Ball: Where we going again?
Mary-Beth: You stupid or something? We're going to the Market in Little Havana!
8-Ball: You said Uptown before.
Mary-Beth: Whatever, just drive.
(at the shop)
Mary-Beth: Get in there, prick! Take care of those assholes raiding the store!
(inside the store)
Mary-Beth: You did good, kid. Hello, Nathan! Good to see you again!
Nathan: Oh.... Mary-Beth.... uhhh.
Mary-Beth: Don't say anything, Nathan. You wasted my god-damn time! You're protection rate just went double.
Nathan: Shit, really?
Mary-Beth: That triples it! Wanna make it more?
Nathan: No, I'm sorry, ma'am.
Mary-Beth: Just for calling me ma'am I'm gonna fuck you. Meet me in the back, and get dressed in black, bitch! Wait out here, 8-Ball.
(back in the car)
8-Ball: Why did you rape that man?
Mary-Beth: I made sure he wore a condom.
8-Ball: But why did you rape him?
Mary-Beth: I rape anyone who fucks with me! Even you if you keep asking those questions!
8-Ball: Where too, now?
Mary-Beth: There's a clothing store down the block.
(at the store)
Mary-Beth: Pay up!
Woman: Why?
Mary-Beth: Because I said so!
Woman: I already have the Sharks protecting me.
Mary-Beth: Oh, I see that. 8-Ball do me a favor and destroy this place.
(8-Ball breaking stuff)
Woman: Please, stop!
Woman: Why you doing this?
Woman: GUARDS! GUARDS!
(the sharks come, and 8-Ball kills them)
Woman: Okay, stop! I'll get your god damn protection!
Mary-Beth: And just to be sure we're clear with eachother, meet me in the back.
(outside)
8-Ball: Did you rape that woman?
Mary-Beth: Yeah, why?
8-Ball: She's a lady, you're a lady.
Mary-Beth: I said ANYONE who fucks with me gets raped. Even ladies. I'm a bi-girl.
8-Ball: Wow.
Mary-Beth: Thanks for your help Balls. Here's your cut.
(drives off)
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Mary-Beth Mission 1: The Grown Minor
Boss: Mary-Beth Williams
Characters: 8-Ball, Mary-Beth Williams, Mary-Jo Cassidy
Gangs: Bears
Location: Mary-Jo's Apartment, Little Haiti, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $500
Unlock Missions: Shakedown (Mary-Beth)
Objectives:
* Impress Mary-Beth with your driving skills.
Script:
8-Ball: Hello?
(8-Ball sees a big fat lady on the couch watching TV, weighing over 600 pounds)
Mary-Jo: Oh...... hello?
8-Ball: Uh, you Phil Cassidy's neice?
Mary-Jo: No, I'm..... her sister, Mary-Jo!
8-Ball: Then where's the neice?
Mary-Jo: Oh, okay..... BETH!?
(a skinny lady smoking comes out)
Mary-Beth: *cough* *cough* What do you want you fat bitch? Who the fuck is this black guy?
8-Ball: Hey, I'm offended, lady!
Mary-Beth: Well, sorry! What the hell do you want?
8-Ball: I'm looking for Phil Cassidy's neice. Might in need of some work?
Mary-Beth: Ah, Uncle Phil sent you, huh? That one-armed weirdo? Actually, yes, I do have some work for you! What's your name, kid?
8-Ball: I'm 8-Ball.
Mary-Beth: From, 8-Ball's bombshop?
8-Ball: Yeah, that's it!
Mary-Beth: Ah, I hear your pain, dude! I used to buy lots of bombs there! Okay, you're hired! C'mon!
(outside)
8-Ball: So, what's your name?
Mary-Beth: My name is Mary-Beth, and I'm the leader of the Bears Crime Family!
8-Ball: So, what's your first job?
Mary-Beth: Before I hire you, I want to know how well your driving skills are! Impress me, and you'd be hired!
8-Ball: Didn't you say you hired me already?
Mary-Beth: After this.
(list of unimpressment)
Mary-Beth: What the hell are you doing?
Mary-Beth: Why would I want to hire someone who can't drive?
Mary-Beth: Go back to school, loser!
Mary-Beth: You're useless, fool!
(list of impressment)
Mary-Beth: Not bad, not bad at all.
Mary-Beth: You could be useful in robbing a bank.
Mary-Beth: Wooooo! If only my mom were still here to see me.
Mary-Beth: You got balls. I like that in a man!
(list of stunt comments)
Mary-Beth: WHOA! Wow! Jeez louise!
Mary-Beth: HA HA HA HA HA! Giddy up horsey!
Mary-Beth: WOOOOOO! No wonder Jo didn't give me a pony!
(you fail the mission)
Mary-Beth: You want me to hire ya? Forget it buddy!
(you pass the mission)
Mary-Beth: Alright, you're hired. Come back to my crib when you get the chance.
Characters: 8-Ball, Mary-Beth Williams, Mary-Jo Cassidy
Gangs: Bears
Location: Mary-Jo's Apartment, Little Haiti, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $500
Unlock Missions: Shakedown (Mary-Beth)
Objectives:
* Impress Mary-Beth with your driving skills.
Script:
8-Ball: Hello?
(8-Ball sees a big fat lady on the couch watching TV, weighing over 600 pounds)
Mary-Jo: Oh...... hello?
8-Ball: Uh, you Phil Cassidy's neice?
Mary-Jo: No, I'm..... her sister, Mary-Jo!
8-Ball: Then where's the neice?
Mary-Jo: Oh, okay..... BETH!?
(a skinny lady smoking comes out)
Mary-Beth: *cough* *cough* What do you want you fat bitch? Who the fuck is this black guy?
8-Ball: Hey, I'm offended, lady!
Mary-Beth: Well, sorry! What the hell do you want?
8-Ball: I'm looking for Phil Cassidy's neice. Might in need of some work?
Mary-Beth: Ah, Uncle Phil sent you, huh? That one-armed weirdo? Actually, yes, I do have some work for you! What's your name, kid?
8-Ball: I'm 8-Ball.
Mary-Beth: From, 8-Ball's bombshop?
8-Ball: Yeah, that's it!
Mary-Beth: Ah, I hear your pain, dude! I used to buy lots of bombs there! Okay, you're hired! C'mon!
(outside)
8-Ball: So, what's your name?
Mary-Beth: My name is Mary-Beth, and I'm the leader of the Bears Crime Family!
8-Ball: So, what's your first job?
Mary-Beth: Before I hire you, I want to know how well your driving skills are! Impress me, and you'd be hired!
8-Ball: Didn't you say you hired me already?
Mary-Beth: After this.
(list of unimpressment)
Mary-Beth: What the hell are you doing?
Mary-Beth: Why would I want to hire someone who can't drive?
Mary-Beth: Go back to school, loser!
Mary-Beth: You're useless, fool!
(list of impressment)
Mary-Beth: Not bad, not bad at all.
Mary-Beth: You could be useful in robbing a bank.
Mary-Beth: Wooooo! If only my mom were still here to see me.
Mary-Beth: You got balls. I like that in a man!
(list of stunt comments)
Mary-Beth: WHOA! Wow! Jeez louise!
Mary-Beth: HA HA HA HA HA! Giddy up horsey!
Mary-Beth: WOOOOOO! No wonder Jo didn't give me a pony!
(you fail the mission)
Mary-Beth: You want me to hire ya? Forget it buddy!
(you pass the mission)
Mary-Beth: Alright, you're hired. Come back to my crib when you get the chance.
Richard Mission 15: The New Players in Town
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Sharks
Location: Cam Jones' Old Place, Little Havana, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $1500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Leap Frog (Richard) [after a few missions from Mary-Beth]
Objectives:
* Take some new Leone members to drive-by some Sharks.
Script:
Richard: Hey, Quinton! Hand me those peanuts!
(Quinton throws Rich the peanuts)
8-Ball: Aw look you guys! Sitting around, watching TV, c'mon, guys!
Richard: Hey, I'm still tired of the escape from Liberty.
Quinton: Yeah me too!
8-Ball: Whatever. So, now what?
Richard: The Sharks are declaring wars on us. Well, they want war? Hey, fine by me! The noobs are outside, go drive-by some of them, and take some of their streets.
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Sharks
Location: Cam Jones' Old Place, Little Havana, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: $1500 Respect +
Unlock Missions: Leap Frog (Richard) [after a few missions from Mary-Beth]
Objectives:
* Take some new Leone members to drive-by some Sharks.
Script:
Richard: Hey, Quinton! Hand me those peanuts!
(Quinton throws Rich the peanuts)
8-Ball: Aw look you guys! Sitting around, watching TV, c'mon, guys!
Richard: Hey, I'm still tired of the escape from Liberty.
Quinton: Yeah me too!
8-Ball: Whatever. So, now what?
Richard: The Sharks are declaring wars on us. Well, they want war? Hey, fine by me! The noobs are outside, go drive-by some of them, and take some of their streets.
Monday, October 18, 2010
Richard Mission 14: Give me Vice
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Sharks
Location: Cam Jones' Place, Little Havana, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: Respect +
Unlock Missions: The New Players in Town (Richard), The Grown Minor (Mary-Beth)
Objectives:
* Pick up some homeless people around town, to give them a job as Leones (Sharks are getting members too, so watch out for them, max hobos is 7)
Script:
8-Ball: Hey guys!
Richard: Hey, 8-Ball!
Quinton: Wuss up, man?
Richard: Alright, so here's the plan, we're gonna spread around town. Pick up some hobos around town, and give them jobs as Leones! We're gonna need it, buddy!
Quinton: Yeah, that's right!
8-Ball: Alright, I'm on it!
Quinton: But be careful, man! There is the gang called the Sharks! We need to try to get more hobos then them.
8-Ball: Alright!
(list of 8-Ball askings)
8-Ball: Hey want a job?
8-Ball: Yo, wanna be a mafia member?
8-Ball: Dude, job, you in, or no?
8-Ball: I have some work for you.
8-Ball: We mafia called the Leones! Wanna join?
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello?
Phil: Hey, 8-Ball! It's ol Phil!
8-Ball: Yeah, well....
Phil: I know, I know, you're not in town. You're trapped in ol Vice huh?
8-Ball: Yeah, had some problems with some gangs around town.
Phil: Well if you need some work, my neice might have some for you! She lives at my sister's place in Little Haiti. Stop by over there, alright?
8-Ball: Whatever you say, Phil!
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Sharks
Location: Cam Jones' Place, Little Havana, VC Mainland, Vice City
Reward: Respect +
Unlock Missions: The New Players in Town (Richard), The Grown Minor (Mary-Beth)
Objectives:
* Pick up some homeless people around town, to give them a job as Leones (Sharks are getting members too, so watch out for them, max hobos is 7)
Script:
8-Ball: Hey guys!
Richard: Hey, 8-Ball!
Quinton: Wuss up, man?
Richard: Alright, so here's the plan, we're gonna spread around town. Pick up some hobos around town, and give them jobs as Leones! We're gonna need it, buddy!
Quinton: Yeah, that's right!
8-Ball: Alright, I'm on it!
Quinton: But be careful, man! There is the gang called the Sharks! We need to try to get more hobos then them.
8-Ball: Alright!
(list of 8-Ball askings)
8-Ball: Hey want a job?
8-Ball: Yo, wanna be a mafia member?
8-Ball: Dude, job, you in, or no?
8-Ball: I have some work for you.
8-Ball: We mafia called the Leones! Wanna join?
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello?
Phil: Hey, 8-Ball! It's ol Phil!
8-Ball: Yeah, well....
Phil: I know, I know, you're not in town. You're trapped in ol Vice huh?
8-Ball: Yeah, had some problems with some gangs around town.
Phil: Well if you need some work, my neice might have some for you! She lives at my sister's place in Little Haiti. Stop by over there, alright?
8-Ball: Whatever you say, Phil!
Joey Mission 16: Escape Liberty
Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone (voice), Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Diablos, Triads, Uptown Yardies, Colombian Cartel, Yakuza
Location: Payphone, Liberty Campus, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: Cam Jones house as safehouse
Unlock Missions: Give me Vice (Richard)
Objectives:
* Protect the car against gang members on the way to the Airport.
* Drive to Cam Jones' old place in Little Havana.
Script:
8-Ball: Joey, it's me.
Joey: 8-Ball! Thank god! You, Richard, and Quinton are all in serious danger! The other gangs in Liberty are after you, after you killed Verick! You must flee Liberty City right now, 8-Ball! I'm sorry, but you must!
8-Ball: But what about you?
Joey: Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'm safe and sound in the police station. Besides I also got Luigi, and Toni. You three must leave right now! I got Richard to get tickets on the next flight to Vice City Florida. Lay low for a while, and I'll let you know when it's safe to come back. Good luck, 8-Ball, and thank you for helping me out, and letting the Demon Frogs flee the city. Now, go!
8-Ball: Okay, cya later, Joey!
(at the car)
Quinton: Aw man! I can't believe we're gonna die!
Richard: Don't worry, Quinton! We won't die! Let's just get to the Airport pronto! I'll drive, you and Quinton shoot!
(driving)
Quinton: I got a very bad feeling about this, bro!
Richard: Calm down! Just shoot any enemy gang member in our way!
8-Ball: Uh oh! Here come the Yardies!
Richard: Don't talk about it mother fucker, shoot!
Quinton: Man, I'm too pretty to die!
Richard: Shut up, Quinton!
Quinton: No you shut up, Richard!
Richard: God damn, dude! Is this the time to argue?
Quinton: Well.... yeah! Of course it is!
Richard: Just shoot, pea brain!
(when Richard drives to the Elevator Bridge)
Richard: What the fuck? The Triads have the Bridge well guarded!
Quinton: What do we do now, Rich?
8-Ball: Porter Road Tunnel! Step on it, Rich!
Quinton: Man, I getting sea sick!
(when they reach the tunnel)
Richard: It's the Diablos!
Quinton: Does every gang in Liberty hate us?
Richard: It seems that way!
(a Rhino bursts through the Portland path)
Quinton: WHOA SHIT! IT'S A MOTHA FUCKING TANK!
Richard: Aw shit!
8-Ball: Step on it, Rich, NOW!
Richard: I'm trying!
Quinton: We can't destroy it! This ain't fair!
Richard: Wars are never fair, brah!
8-Ball: I'm so glad this car is bullet proof!
(when they reach the surface)
Quinton: We made it! Aw man, it's the Cartel! They surrounded us! We're finished!
Richard: Aw man, another tank?
8-Ball: Why is the Tank destroying the Cartel trucks?
Richard: Wait! I see Yakuza cars!
8-Ball: God bless you, Yuka!
Richard: Who's Yuka?
8-Ball: Forget it! Get to the airport! Now!
(the Yakuza are stalling the Cartel while 8-Ball, Quinton, and Rich run inside the airport with their bags)
8-Ball: Man you bought way to much stuff, Richard!
Richard: Can't help it!
(a plane shows leaving Liberty City, then lands in Vice City, then the 3 walk out of the Airport)
Quinton: Man we're goooooooood! I can't believe we made it to Vice City!
Richard: I can't believe it either!
8-Ball: Wow, I've been here once, when I got a bombshop at this place.
Quinton: Soooo, where we gonna stay, geinus?
Richard: I had an old friend named Cam Jones. He sold me his place. His place is in Little Havana.
Quinton: Well while you got that, I bought us a badass sports car!
8-Ball: Nice, Quinton! A white Infernus huh?
Quinton: Yeah, I had the feeling I owned one before, so that's why I got that!
Richard: But there's only two seats, dude!
Quinton: Oh, right! TAXI?
(a Taxi appears)
Quinton: Take this guy to 397 Little Havana, please?
Richard: Oh thanks, Quinton! (sarcastic)
Quinton: My pleassure! Now, I'm still tired from the fight, so you drive!
(in the car)
Quinton: Vice City! I feel like I've been here before! I think I was here before I lost my memories!
8-Ball: Uh huh, yeah.
Quinton: Pretty nice, huh?
8-Ball: This place changed a bit, but not that much since the 80s.
Quinton: Yeah, there were less buildings then this.
(at the place)
Richard: Make yourselves at home! They're three rooms in here, I'll take the master bedroom.
Quinton: Awww!
Richard: And 8-Ball. Time spread the Leone turf in Vice City! Come back when you're ready. Just go ahead, and take a look around. Get the feel of the place.
8-Ball: Alright, sounds good!
(after mission news)
News Lady: Vice City dealt a big surprise today as Hurricane G is thinking of making land fall here pretty soon. Although the hurricane is in a stand still right now in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico. Our measures are to close all bridges from the Mainland to Ocean Beach, and Vice Point, and flights to, and from Escobar International Airport have been delayed, until further notice. VNN news from radio to your ear.
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone (voice), Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Diablos, Triads, Uptown Yardies, Colombian Cartel, Yakuza
Location: Payphone, Liberty Campus, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: Cam Jones house as safehouse
Unlock Missions: Give me Vice (Richard)
Objectives:
* Protect the car against gang members on the way to the Airport.
* Drive to Cam Jones' old place in Little Havana.
Script:
8-Ball: Joey, it's me.
Joey: 8-Ball! Thank god! You, Richard, and Quinton are all in serious danger! The other gangs in Liberty are after you, after you killed Verick! You must flee Liberty City right now, 8-Ball! I'm sorry, but you must!
8-Ball: But what about you?
Joey: Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'm safe and sound in the police station. Besides I also got Luigi, and Toni. You three must leave right now! I got Richard to get tickets on the next flight to Vice City Florida. Lay low for a while, and I'll let you know when it's safe to come back. Good luck, 8-Ball, and thank you for helping me out, and letting the Demon Frogs flee the city. Now, go!
8-Ball: Okay, cya later, Joey!
(at the car)
Quinton: Aw man! I can't believe we're gonna die!
Richard: Don't worry, Quinton! We won't die! Let's just get to the Airport pronto! I'll drive, you and Quinton shoot!
(driving)
Quinton: I got a very bad feeling about this, bro!
Richard: Calm down! Just shoot any enemy gang member in our way!
8-Ball: Uh oh! Here come the Yardies!
Richard: Don't talk about it mother fucker, shoot!
Quinton: Man, I'm too pretty to die!
Richard: Shut up, Quinton!
Quinton: No you shut up, Richard!
Richard: God damn, dude! Is this the time to argue?
Quinton: Well.... yeah! Of course it is!
Richard: Just shoot, pea brain!
(when Richard drives to the Elevator Bridge)
Richard: What the fuck? The Triads have the Bridge well guarded!
Quinton: What do we do now, Rich?
8-Ball: Porter Road Tunnel! Step on it, Rich!
Quinton: Man, I getting sea sick!
(when they reach the tunnel)
Richard: It's the Diablos!
Quinton: Does every gang in Liberty hate us?
Richard: It seems that way!
(a Rhino bursts through the Portland path)
Quinton: WHOA SHIT! IT'S A MOTHA FUCKING TANK!
Richard: Aw shit!
8-Ball: Step on it, Rich, NOW!
Richard: I'm trying!
Quinton: We can't destroy it! This ain't fair!
Richard: Wars are never fair, brah!
8-Ball: I'm so glad this car is bullet proof!
(when they reach the surface)
Quinton: We made it! Aw man, it's the Cartel! They surrounded us! We're finished!
Richard: Aw man, another tank?
8-Ball: Why is the Tank destroying the Cartel trucks?
Richard: Wait! I see Yakuza cars!
8-Ball: God bless you, Yuka!
Richard: Who's Yuka?
8-Ball: Forget it! Get to the airport! Now!
(the Yakuza are stalling the Cartel while 8-Ball, Quinton, and Rich run inside the airport with their bags)
8-Ball: Man you bought way to much stuff, Richard!
Richard: Can't help it!
(a plane shows leaving Liberty City, then lands in Vice City, then the 3 walk out of the Airport)
Quinton: Man we're goooooooood! I can't believe we made it to Vice City!
Richard: I can't believe it either!
8-Ball: Wow, I've been here once, when I got a bombshop at this place.
Quinton: Soooo, where we gonna stay, geinus?
Richard: I had an old friend named Cam Jones. He sold me his place. His place is in Little Havana.
Quinton: Well while you got that, I bought us a badass sports car!
8-Ball: Nice, Quinton! A white Infernus huh?
Quinton: Yeah, I had the feeling I owned one before, so that's why I got that!
Richard: But there's only two seats, dude!
Quinton: Oh, right! TAXI?
(a Taxi appears)
Quinton: Take this guy to 397 Little Havana, please?
Richard: Oh thanks, Quinton! (sarcastic)
Quinton: My pleassure! Now, I'm still tired from the fight, so you drive!
(in the car)
Quinton: Vice City! I feel like I've been here before! I think I was here before I lost my memories!
8-Ball: Uh huh, yeah.
Quinton: Pretty nice, huh?
8-Ball: This place changed a bit, but not that much since the 80s.
Quinton: Yeah, there were less buildings then this.
(at the place)
Richard: Make yourselves at home! They're three rooms in here, I'll take the master bedroom.
Quinton: Awww!
Richard: And 8-Ball. Time spread the Leone turf in Vice City! Come back when you're ready. Just go ahead, and take a look around. Get the feel of the place.
8-Ball: Alright, sounds good!
(after mission news)
News Lady: Vice City dealt a big surprise today as Hurricane G is thinking of making land fall here pretty soon. Although the hurricane is in a stand still right now in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico. Our measures are to close all bridges from the Mainland to Ocean Beach, and Vice Point, and flights to, and from Escobar International Airport have been delayed, until further notice. VNN news from radio to your ear.
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